# Enterprise-Cogenitor

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055 "2003-04-30T02:09:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/121 "2003-05-05T04:58:18Z")

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Seriously, though…is this the seriously though thread? Oh well, who cares:

Archer really should have busted Trip’s butt to get the point across. But I can see two reasons why he didn’t:

1. One could make an admittedly weak argument that since there is not yet a Prime Directive, Trip hasn’t actually violated any regulations.

2. To be yelled at and then ignored by Archer is the worst possible punishment for a guy like Trip.

Still.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/122 "2003-05-05T05:01:20Z")

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And the North’s (and Earth’s at large) only fifty years before that.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/123 "2003-05-05T05:02:24Z")

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Argh. I should really preview. My post was in reply to **tracer**.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/124 "2003-05-05T05:04:33Z")

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Thank you for clearing that up. I was confooozed!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/125 "2003-05-05T05:08:25Z")

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I see they cut Travis’s vocal cords again.

Imagine the call from the set that week: “Hey, Anthony Montgomery, we need you to come to the bridge set today to shoot a scene. All we need is three minutes of your time to set it up, light it and rehearse it. Or maybe five minutes if the others flub their lines.”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/126 "2003-05-05T05:14:24Z")

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Just don’t stereotype Southerners based on what you think you know from your education, however wonderful it may be.

Until you are born and raised in the South, you really have no idea what it’s like. As I have no idea of what’s it’s really like to be you. (Though I did live in LA for 7 years, so I have a little bit of insight there. Though, for the most part, I was a Southerner living in LA.)

Anyways, I’m through hijacking about that. I was in a Pit thread about this not long ago, so you can go read that if you’re interested in more.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/127 "2003-05-05T05:17:11Z")

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You tell 'em, **Enceeby**.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/128 "2003-05-05T05:22:55Z")

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FTR, I think we’re all more alike than different. I mean, we were all called to The Dope™, right?

Atheist, Southerner, Gay, Geeks… all came together under the big tent of Cecil.

Live long and prosper.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/129 "2003-05-05T05:24:03Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*\*You tell 'em, **Enceeby**. \*\*

* * *

You meant to say…Oh, forget it. You do not like my correction.

NoClueBy? 😃

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/130 "2003-05-05T05:25:43Z")

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I must be getting swooshed here. What?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/131 "2003-05-05T05:27:06Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*FTR, I think we’re all more alike than different. I mean, we were all called to The Dope™, right?
> 
> Atheist, Southerner, Gay, Geeks… all came together under the big tent of Cecil.
> 
> Live long and prosper.
> 
> :dubious: \*\*

IDIC.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/132 "2003-05-05T05:28:54Z")

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Peace and Long Life is the correct response. Geeze, don’t you know _any_thing?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/133 "2003-05-05T05:31:36Z")

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IDIC

You dick

We all dick

4 IDIC

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/134 "2003-05-05T05:33:08Z")

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Trip got no dessert. That was actually worse than being yelled at.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/135 "2003-05-05T05:34:25Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*IDIC
> 
> You dick
> 
> We all dick
> 
> 4 IDIC \*\*

Infinite Dorks in Infinite Combinations!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/136 "2003-05-05T05:36:16Z")

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**NCB** ’s spazacious non-sequitiritis must be infectious.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/137 "2003-05-05T05:37:42Z")

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And there is no cure for it, nor will there ever be.  
It’s like a virus. It is the SARS of the SDMB!

_cough, sputter_

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/138 "2003-05-05T05:39:47Z")

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I have Justin Timberlake’s latest single stuck in my head.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/139 "2003-05-05T05:40:51Z")

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Now _that’s_ a medical problem. I guess. I wouldn’t know.

How bad is it?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-cogenitor/172055/140 "2003-05-05T05:42:33Z")

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It doesn’t make my ears bleed like the previous two did. It does makes my eyes itch though.

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