# Enterprise Dawn Spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 8, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216 "2003-01-08T00:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/61 "2003-07-05T02:20:00Z")
It’s all **Aes** ’ fault. Really. And **Tars**. Come check out my [Pool Party!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=195337) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/62 "2003-07-05T02:21:11Z")
I’ve got another hijack about RL when you’re ready, **Viva**. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/63 "2003-07-05T04:33:46Z")
Anyone know where **Kn\*ckers** went? It’s been a week since she’s posted in an Enterprise thread and she’s made eight posts in the interim!\* Has she forsaken us? Clueless boys need to know. \*Yeah, yeah… I’m a stalker. How do you think I got these pants? Speaking of which, do they make my butt look big? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/64 "2003-07-05T04:45:06Z")
Your fat ass makes your butt look big! Too bad **Viva** brought back this thread so soon. Gonna fill up with nonsense. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/65 "2003-07-05T05:23:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I’ve got another hijack about RL when you’re ready, **Viva**. \*\* Whooooooosh…? RL? What’d I miss now? huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/66 "2003-07-05T05:25:27Z")
Real life? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/67 "2003-07-05T05:26:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Your fat ass makes your butt look big! > Too bad **Viva** brought back this thread so soon. Gonna fill up with nonsense. 🙂 \*\* Like all the other threads? 😉 **Sycorax** : Since these threads pretty much go off-topic from the beginning, you might as well post. **Moochiron** : September 24, last I heard. Yeah…Where _is_ **Kn\*ckers**?! Where is Our Kn\*ckers? Where are my knickers? What does God need with Knickers??? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/68 "2003-07-05T05:40:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I’ve got another hijack about RL when you’re ready, **Viva**. \*\* I was born ready, sonny. Bring it on! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/69 "2003-07-05T19:44:05Z")
Oops, forgot: **Kn\*ckers** only posts from work. Maybe she’s gone off to Risa for the holiday? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/70 "2003-07-05T22:10:16Z")
Well, yeah… she’s not here right now but she _has_ posted in other threads since last posting in an Enterprise related thread. I think she’s embarassed of her geeky friends… i.e., you guys. I’m the cool one. Stop laughing. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/71 "2003-07-06T21:41:02Z")
Yet Another Crewman Daniels Sighting: I spotted him in **Fight Club**. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/72 "2003-07-06T21:43:04Z")
Que? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/73 "2003-07-07T04:50:08Z")
Que paso? Que queso? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/74 "2003-07-07T04:53:35Z")
¡Aye! ¡La naranjas en mi cabeza! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/75 "2003-07-07T05:00:18Z")
[Help my friend, please.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=195819) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/76 "2003-07-07T05:02:06Z")
Por que you got spiders on the brain? Oh, wait, that’s not spiders. It’s oranges. I knew that. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/77 "2003-07-07T05:03:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Yet Another Crewman Daniels Sighting: > I spotted him in **Fight Club**. \*\* You’re not supposed to talk about Crewman Daniels in Fight Club. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT CREWMAN DANIELS IN FIGHT CLUB!!! (at least he wasn’t naked in that one) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/78 "2003-07-07T05:06:48Z")
What Trek Captain would you fight? I’d fight Archer since he’s such a sissy. Or maybe I’d kick Janeway in the balls. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/79 "2003-07-07T05:09:53Z")
Janeway beat Dinosaurs, Borg, Species 8427, The Phage, her own sexual urges (set your phaser on st st st st st st st stun!) I wouldn’t want to fight her. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216/80 "2003-07-07T05:28:28Z")
Pike, what with him being in a wheelchair and all… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dawn-spoilers/147216.md?page=5)