# Enterprise: Dead Stop 1/1/03 \[Spoilers\]

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 2, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150 "2003-01-02T04:12:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/21 "2003-01-03T08:45:29Z")

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Looking at the description for “Dawn”, it looks like a cross between “Enemy Mine” and the old Clarke short story, “Summertime on Icarus”.

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/22 "2003-01-03T14:37:31Z")

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> _Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Damn, \*\*Kn_ckers\*\*! Everytime I hear you talk, it gets me hot.  
> \*\*

I have that effect on people. Myself included.  
😉

To address **StPaul** ’s observation regarding Porthos - I would so love to see that! Archer takes the dog to all kinds of inappropriate places with him (hostile planets, decon room, etc.), It wouldn’t have surprised me if Porthos had gone along to the Wacked Out Repair Station from Hell, too. Betcha he’d have gotten more lines than Travis.

**Viva** : I didn’t see the teaser, so are you serious? Are they really doing another episode of Commander Trip Underpants (or Undershirt) Saves the Day? Off the top of my head, I can think of four other shows in which he has spent a good deal of time running around in his underwear. Poor bastard - he must get chilly. Not that I’m complaining!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/23 "2003-01-04T02:36:41Z")

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> _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \*  
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> SNIP  
> **Viva** : I didn’t see the teaser, so are you serious? Are they really doing another episode of Commander Trip Underpants (or Undershirt) Saves the Day? Off the top of my head, I can think of four other shows in which he has spent a good deal of time running around in his underwear. Poor bastard - he must get chilly. Not that I’m complaining! \*\*

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[http://www.startrek.com/library/media\_ent.asp?id=117871](http://www.startrek.com/library/media_ent.asp?id=117871)

I wouldn’t joke about something we take so very seriously.  
😉  
Yeah, I think your count is right…not that I’m doing a running tab or anything…😃

Connor Trinneer is one hairy guy, no?

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/24 "2003-01-04T02:45:38Z")

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If you want to see a 20 sec preview, go here:

[http://www.startrek.com/library/media\_ent.asp?ID=117888](http://www.startrek.com/library/media_ent.asp?ID=117888)

So far, it seems to confirm my earlier read on this episode - “Enemy Mine” meets “Summertime on Icarus” (or one of the other variations on this story).

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/25 "2003-01-04T02:58:35Z")

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Think Trip will get pregnant again? He’s such a slut…

I wish someone, anyone, would’ve done a redo of _Arena_. Talk about your hostile aliens!

“Resistence! Is useless!”

“I mean, what is it? The machismo? The leather? The mindless tedium?”

Ooops! Channeling Dougie again.

Set phasers on “Stunning!”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/26 "2003-01-04T03:00:01Z")

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Ooh! Directed by Torres… was she any good at directing?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/27 "2003-01-04T03:03:54Z")

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Well, she directed the ep. about P’Jemm (sp?) and “Dead Stop,” and a pretty good episode of _Voyager_. She also directs episodes of _Dawson’s Creek_ when Robby McNeill isn’t doing them. So you be da judge.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/28 "2003-01-04T03:12:11Z")

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Ah, yes… Pointy eared weirdo invents velcro. Good ep. Not enough Panda, but still good.

What is this _Dawson’s Creek_? A PBS fishing show?  
(oh my gawd, I just noticed there is an _Enterprise_ message board! What the hell do _they_ talk about, I wonder?)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/29 "2003-01-04T03:23:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
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> (oh my gawd, I just noticed there is an _Enterprise_ message board! What the hell do _they_ talk about, I wonder?) \*\*

Well! That was a waste of time. They call Chef, Cook! And no pandas anywhere. Some people really need to get a life. (Why are you looking at me like that?)

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/30 "2003-01-04T03:51:17Z")

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someone should clue them in to where the real action is. On second thought, they seem lame, so maybe we don’t want them…

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/31 "2003-01-04T07:02:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Ah, yes… Pointy eared weirdo invents velcro. Good ep. Not enough Panda, but still good.
> 
> SNIP \*\*

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Eh? Not “Carbon Creek,” m’dear. I mean the one from season 1 when the Andorians are in the Vulcan temple. Perhaps you were mixing up Roxann Dawson with Dawson’s Creek with Carbon Creek?

😉

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/32 "2003-01-04T07:09:02Z")

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[Trip]Well, sonofabitch![/Trip] I just realized that I teach on Wed. nights this semester and will have to tape ENT. for later viewing.  
Later than any of youse. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/33 "2003-01-04T16:49:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\*--------------------------------------------------------------  
> Perhaps you were mixing up Roxann Dawson with Dawson’s Creek with Carbon Creek?
> 
> 😉 \*\*

The Government’s been trying to figure out my mind’s workings for years. Every time they capture me its needles, tests, questions… And you figure it out with one try.

Two words, **Viva** … that was\* AWESOME!!!\*

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/34 "2003-01-05T02:17:02Z")

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Now we know why the Boy says he has NoClue. All his clues keep changing places! 🙂

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/35 "2003-01-05T05:26:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*The Government’s been trying to figure out my mind’s workings for years. Every time they capture me its needles, tests, questions… And you figure it out with one try.
> 
> Two words, **Viva** … that was\* AWESOME!!!\* \*\*

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Aw, shucks. 🙂 Well, that’s what comes of having a brain clogged with minutiae; at least it enables me to figure out obscure and odd stuff easily and quickly.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/36 "2003-06-04T04:50:30Z")

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Never send a woman to do a man’s job. 😃

_ducks_

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/37 "2003-06-04T04:52:32Z")

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Never send my computer to do anything.

[lobs gob o’ Porthos poo at Aes’s noggin]…  
“Dead Stop”: A Very Special Episode In Which Archer Starts to Grow a Spine, Only to be Distracted by A Bunch of Other Stuff.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/38 "2003-06-04T04:59:18Z")

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If I worked with Hoshi, I’d get distracted and experience some growth in my spine too.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/39 "2003-06-04T05:02:19Z")

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Well, you’ll get a modicum of Hoshi in this one. Gonna tape it fer ye.

I should be able to send you a full tape after this week or next. Depends on what they rerun next.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-dead-stop-1-1-03-spoilers/146150/40 "2003-06-04T05:05:41Z")

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Speaking of which, has there been a Hoshi episode?

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