# Enterprise "Doctor's Orders" (Spoilers)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 18, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756 "2004-02-18T06:47:14Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/21 "2004-02-19T01:41:05Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Act II:  
> Phlox: There’s something on the wing!  
> T’Pol: Channeling a young Bill Shatner, are we?

A reference to a _Twilight Zone_ episode, heinously made before my august self got a chance to do so. Was the title _Gremlins_?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/22 "2004-02-19T01:45:03Z")

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Act III:

Another EXCELLENT flyby. They really are getting good at those.

Why are they all Mulder and Scully on the ship’s ass? Just turn on a light! Ooohh, I like watching that girl walk.

Bad doggie!

A wonderful little argument! [Data] Please continue the petty bickering. [/Data]

Must… help… Hoshi

Ah… it IS paranoia! The Doctor is freaking, man.

(Good job of it, too!)

The trans thingie DOES affect Denobs, just not dangerously so. Oooh, and T’Pol is getting affected, too! Whee! A bitchy hot chick! I must date her now. Couldn’t be worse than the last 3 GFs, right? And bigger titties.

So… what’s real? What isn’t? WHAT DO WE DO!?

Damn! That girl has a fine ass!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/23 "2004-02-19T01:48:01Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> A reference to a _Twilight Zone_ episode, heinously made before my august self got a chance to do so. Was the title _Gremlins_?

_Nightmare at 20,000 Feet_

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/24 "2004-02-19T02:00:14Z")

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Climax:

Are the sensors malfunctioning? Should they go to warp?

I like the shot from above whining scene! 🙂

(btw - the Hoshi shower scene was a let down)

Phlox’ paranoia is wonderful. Really.

Jolene does a pretty good job of stupidity and worrying, too. And Damn!

WHEEE!!!

Denoument:

NOW we see naked Hoshi! But, only fleetingly. Be sure to TiVo it, Tars.

I don’t think that’s the same Porthos from season I. Anyone got comparison pics?

Phlox takes T’Pol to her quarters where we find a nice little twist. I won’t say what, but it puts the entire episode in a slightly higher catagory than I was gonna rate it.

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I LIKED it I really LIKED it!

This one was a keeper. One of the better ENTs to date.

But, we still need to talk about that Tripp/T’Pol/Phlox conversation thingy. When you view ep, you’ll know what I mean.  
Next week: MUTINY!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/25 "2004-02-19T02:05:20Z")

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> [@Teelo](#):
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> You guys are _way_ too mean to that show. :mad:

But…

I LIKE the doggie! Really, I do!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/26 "2004-02-19T02:06:37Z")

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Great story telling.  
It did nothing for the arc; it didn’t even have to be a Trek tale; to amuse your captain…(sorry)  
A great twist on what we expected. The reference to the Zone episode was nice.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/27 "2004-02-19T02:08:17Z")

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[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]  
Stuff about Hoshi

[QUOTE]

I will shoot you out the nearest photorp tube if you’re making all that up.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/28 "2004-02-19T02:09:39Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Stuff about Hoshi

I will shoot you out the nearest photorp tube if you’re making all that up.

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/29 "2004-02-19T02:15:08Z")

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Yes, it really was well done. Maybe Bergama just need to stick to a simpler story. This one worked because it was Phlox and T’Pol only, mostly keying on Phlox. We got to know a lot about his character’s strrentghs, weaknesses, worries, cares, and inner thoughts.

Look who he choose as his major hallucination. Why? He trusts her more than the others? Feels more akin to her as a non human? The human manifestations were mostly patronising or eman. Does that imply what his inner self feels about humans?

The Porthos angle was just cute. i like doggie.

Oh, **Tars** , **Aes** , there is no naked Hoshi. I was lying. There is a shower scene with her, but you won’t like it.

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/30 "2004-02-19T02:18:57Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> NOW we see naked Hoshi! But, only fleetingly.

Surely you enjoyed the naked Phlox?

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/31 "2004-02-19T02:19:31Z")

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What is eman?

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/32 "2004-02-19T02:23:14Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Oh, **Tars** , **Aes** , there is no naked Hoshi. I was lying. There is a shower scene with her, but you won’t like it.

I hope it isn’t a golden shower, cuz that would make me never watch the show again.

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/33 "2004-02-19T02:24:18Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> What is eman?

He-man’s little brother?

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/34 "2004-02-19T02:24:23Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> What is eman?

Thank Og for proof reading!

I meant **mean**

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/35 "2004-02-19T02:31:19Z")

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Wow, this is a darn good thread. Very entertaining and I haven’t even seen the ep. yet. Will be back later, of course.  
**Aes** , I mailed your tape today, after being cracked and crunched at the chiropractor’s. I hope you appreciate the sacrifice made by one who can barely sit, let alone drive. Hell, if Phlox were around and had some Regulan bloodworms or leeches, I’d let him go to town on my strained lower back and my f\*\*\*ed up neck, which keeps making my left arm go to sleep. I still made it to the casino the other day, though. I know what’s important in life. Didn’t win no dough but the buffet shore was good. Medication time, medication time…

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/36 "2004-02-19T02:34:08Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Surely you enjoyed the naked Phlox?

Yeah! That was funny. I guess his penis will get air time in the next movie, since we got pretty damn close to it.

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/37 "2004-02-19T02:39:09Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Oh, **Tars** , **Aes** , there is no naked Hoshi. I was lying. There is a shower scene with her, but you won’t like it.

She’s naked. And wet. Why would I like it?

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/38 "2004-02-19T02:42:07Z")

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Boy, do his feet look … unusual though! 😃 Great shots of the Denobulan physique–that backbone even looks sensual.

I really enjoyed this episode, naturally – if you hadn’t guessed by now, Phlox is perhaps my most favorite character -and- we got a whole lot of Porthos. I’m definitely a happy camper. **NCB,** I love your recaps, you do an excellent job; so good, I don’t have anything much to add! It was a good nod to the Shatner episode of **Twilight Zone** and the twist at the end had me, that’s for sure. Excellent jobs by both John & Jolene, and a special nod to the doggie who plays Porthos. 🙂

The trailer for next week’s episode looks -great-, btw. WOO HOO! 🙂

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/39 "2004-02-19T02:42:22Z")

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Ack! Why wouldn’t I like it. Why WOULDN’T I like it!

And thanks, **viva**. Whenever I finally get a job, (I might be getting one at Barnes and Noble… the office thing isn’t working out so well so I’m having to try retail again and working at a book store would be swank) you will be getting some goodies.

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/40 "2004-02-19T02:49:47Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> if Phlox were around and had some Regulan bloodworms or leeches,

He eats them, at least when he is hallucenating.

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