# Enterprise "Doctor's Orders" (Spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756 "2004-02-18T06:47:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/81 "2004-02-20T05:21:55Z")
I’m so looking forward to next week’s apparent mutiny. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/82 "2004-02-20T05:25:58Z")
This is almost like old times. Just you and me and maybe one or two others spamming the hell out of the thread. ::sniff:: The memories. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/83 "2004-02-20T05:30:23Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > If they did and T’Pol remarked on how illogical it was, Enterprise would be my all time favorite show. I’m working on the screenplay right now. Here’s a sample: \*Trip: I feel like I’m Han Solo, and you’re Chewie, and she’s Ben Kenobi, and we’re in that fucked-up bar. Actually, there is an old sci-fi short story 'bout an astronaut guy searching for Jesus on all sorts of different planets, just missing him each time. Fun. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/84 "2004-02-20T05:48:49Z")
You mean Mel Gibson’s gonna make a sequel that I could actually sit through? I gotta take off in a minute. Gotta watch ER and tape it for a certain Doper who is fortunate to have such a generous contact. (I have to keep reminding him of this fact all the time.) Oh good lawdy…I’m afraid that after Feb. sweeps we’ll have six weeks of ENT reruns. That’s what Groundhog Day was really all about, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/85 "2004-02-20T05:56:45Z")
You tape ER? For who? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/86 "2004-02-20T06:20:57Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > If they did [find Christ on Xindi Prime] and T’Pol remarked on how illogical it was, Enterprise would be my all time favorite show. Heaven knows, they passed up the opportunity to do this big-time in “Bread and Circuses” [TOS]. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/87 "2004-02-20T06:25:54Z")
Yeah, they went for that whole Sun/Son thing instead and even then, when I still believed, I was floored by the sanctimoniousness of it. Gag. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/88 "2004-02-20T06:35:50Z")
You think we are not Jesus. We are Jesus. We look for things. Things to make us transubstantiate. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/89 "2004-02-20T07:21:21Z")
Y’all are forgetting Captain Pike was also Jesus before he became Captain Pike. Then he quit the show and died in 1969, but didn’t return. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/90 "2004-02-20T07:24:16Z")
I’ve never forgotten that! Look back at one of my earliest Trek thread contributions.\* FTR, _King of Kings_ is the best Jesus movie yet. \*it’s somewhere. I don’t feel like searching right now. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/91 "2004-02-20T07:24:48Z")
The more i think about it, the more the addition of Jesus to the cast would make this show better. Is that sad or funny? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/92 "2004-02-20T07:27:01Z")
We must start a thread about it to decide. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/93 "2004-02-20T07:27:30Z")
What would Jesus need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/94 "2004-02-20T07:31:33Z")
[Should we add Jesus to the cast of Star Trek: Enterprise?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4563606#post4563606) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/95 "2004-02-20T07:31:37Z")
Jesus could turn water into Bloodwine, raise Kirk from the dead, feed the entire crew with only one replicator, get nailed to the warp core, smash up the Ferengi tax collectors, and return from the dead via transporter malfunction. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/96 "2004-02-20T07:32:53Z")
BAH!! seconds late!!! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/97 "2004-02-20T07:33:32Z")
How in THE hell did we get this thread this far over? Oh my Gawd. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/98 "2004-02-20T07:35:13Z")
Yeah, but so could Trip by reversing the polarity of the warp core and shunting it to the main deflector dish while simulatneously venting the warp plasma manifolds so that that gas will commingle with the charged array and cause subspace to rupture which will then act as a beacon for the Nexus, where anything can happen. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/99 "2004-02-20T07:35:46Z")
Just wait, next week’s episode we will debate about adding Buddha! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/100 "2004-02-20T07:37:14Z")
As long as Vishnu is kept far away from Hoshi. I don’t trust anyone with that many hands near anyone so cute. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756.md?page=6)