# Enterprise "Doctor's Orders" (Spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756 "2004-02-18T06:47:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/101 "2004-02-20T07:40:54Z")
Well, they already had Apollo on, so it’s precedent. And Enterprise rips off enough plots, why not one more? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/102 "2004-02-20T07:41:19Z")
Zuul is in my fridge. Again ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/103 "2004-02-20T07:42:53Z")
Ooh, ooh! What if we found out if Q really IS God like he implied in “Tapestry”?! That would be awesome. I’d so convert back to Christianity if that were the case. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/104 "2004-02-20T07:44:13Z")
^^^then the voyager episode where his son was HAD JESUS!!! there is no clue boy only Zuul ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/105 "2004-02-20T07:45:25Z")
It all makes sense now. Does this mean Trelane was Mohammed? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/106 "2004-02-20T07:48:23Z")
Either Trelane or Kevin Uxbridge or the Cytherians ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/107 "2004-02-20T07:53:16Z")
We need to get Ardra to guest star now that we have Jesus coming on board. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/108 "2004-02-20T07:54:13Z")
Jesus vs. Fek’lhr, battle to the death! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/109 "2004-02-20T07:56:56Z")
But Jesus is already dead! I call shenanigans! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/110 "2004-02-20T08:00:26Z")
Jesus can’t die, this is Star Trek, no one stays dead! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/111 "2004-02-20T08:03:37Z")
Okay, so what you’re saying is that we’re going to have to lock them in a corridor between universes and have them duke it out for all eternity? ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/112 "2004-02-20T14:14:42Z")
\>You tape ER? For who? It’s for **whom**! \ ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/113 "2004-02-20T14:27:33Z")
Anyone notice that after Phlox exasperatedly tells Archer that no he can’t stay awake and yes Phlox will be fine with the ship and Archer tells him that he was just going to say that he trusts Phlox with the ship (pant, pant), the DS9 theme was worked into the music? It appeared later, too, but I forget when. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/114 "2004-02-20T15:35:52Z")
_Glad I wasn’t the meany who hijacked this thread back to the episode instead of posting [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4564214&postcount=16). 😃_ [sub]{After two IE crashes and finally being able to get back into the Board…}[/sub] I would have thought the command crew would have setup some automatic control scenarios for Phlox, a deadman switch, and a non-tamperable neural scanner. The automatic control scenarios would be in case they were attacked or asteroids approached or something bad happened and they needed to go to warp irregardless\* of the danger. The scanner would require Phlox to pass a neuro check before changing a critical ship function. This way, hopefully, he couldn’t go too nuts and kill everyone. The deadman switch would tell the ship, find the shortest way out and then trigger a computer-controlled injector to wake up all of command crew. [sub]\* It’s like fingernails on a blackboard to me too, but I just couldn’t resist. :)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/115 "2004-02-20T16:50:19Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > FTR, _King of Kings_ is the best Jesus movie yet. Bah. Everyone knows that _Life of Brian_ was the best Jesus movie ever. (Except that it had the names changed to protect the innocent, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/116 "2004-02-20T17:13:55Z")
We must band together to fight the _real_ enemy! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/117 "2004-02-20T17:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > We must band together to fight the real enemy! _That 70’s Show_? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/118 "2004-02-20T18:33:52Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > _That 70’s Show_? _Friends_, you fool. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/119 "2004-02-20T19:14:02Z")
The real enemy is King of Queens, mostly because they run that stupid show twice a night now, and killed the Newsradio reruns to do it. Bastages!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/120 "2004-02-20T19:38:58Z")
> [@athelas](#): > > \>You tape ER? For who? > > It’s for **whom**! > > \ Oh, no. There’s two of you now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756.md?page=7)