# Enterprise "Doctor's Orders" (Spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756 "2004-02-18T06:47:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/121 "2004-02-20T22:07:33Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Oh, no. There’s two of you now. NO!!! It’s: “Oh n,o. Thair is being too uv yourn nowsies.” ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/122 "2004-02-20T22:25:39Z")
filthy Hobbitsess, they STOLE IT from me, My PRECIOUS!!! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/123 "2004-02-20T23:12:34Z")
I loveded you man. Loveded you like a brother! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/124 "2004-02-20T23:36:47Z")
[_Bamf!_](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=240909) … ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/125 "2004-02-21T00:03:03Z")
Boop doop a doop! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/126 "2004-02-21T01:20:21Z")
“Man, this is more free ad time, which is more than we get on UPN!” Scott Bakula (Captain Archer) declared on The Wayne Brady Show earlier this week. [http://www.trektoday.com/news/200204\_01.shtml](http://www.trektoday.com/news/200204_01.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/127 "2004-02-21T04:48:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Friends, you fool. Maybe on your affiliate. But _Enterprise_ is broadcast on Wednesday at 8:00 on mine; opposite _That 70’s Show_, _The Apprentice_, and _60 Minutes II_. _Friends_ on the other hand is broadcast on Thursdays, where it is the enemy of _Survivor: All-Stars_ and _Tru Calling_. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/128 "2004-02-21T06:47:36Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Zuul is in my fridge. > > Again Shaka Zulu? **athelas** : Kudos on the grammar correction. I was about to administer it, but you got him before I did. What the f(\*\*\*\* I thought this was **ivylass’s** Joan of Arcadia thread. Damn, those mentholated pain patches are strong. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/129 "2004-02-21T07:07:28Z")
Shake your bon bon. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/130 "2004-02-21T15:39:58Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Maybe on your affiliate. I was speaking of asthetics, not TV schedules. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/131 "2004-02-21T16:00:19Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > **athelas** : Kudos on the grammar correction. I was about to administer it, but you got him before I did. _ **I** _ would have been the first to mention “whom,” if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/132 "2004-02-21T21:48:00Z")
You pretentious grammar Nazis. Whom may be correct but no one ever actually uses it outside of essays or when they’re trying to impress someone. Colloquially, \*who \* works just as well. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/133 "2004-02-22T03:11:17Z")
“Who works just as well?” “Yes.” “The guy that works just as well.” “Who.” “The guy that does the job just as well.” “Who.” “The guy that’s just as good as the other guy.” “Who works just as well!” “What’re you askin’ me for, I don’t know!” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/134 "2004-02-22T03:12:05Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > \*who \* works just as well. 😛 Who works just as good, where ever it’s at. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/135 "2004-02-22T05:40:32Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Who works just as good, where ever it’s at. :mad: This makes the baby Viva cry. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/136 "2004-02-22T06:57:23Z")
Dave’s not here, man. ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/137 "2004-02-22T11:45:08Z")
Who was it that asked if this season’s Porthos might be a different pup? I can’t recall, but I was looking when I watched for a second time last night and it definitely looks like a different doggy to me. The other one had more white on it’s back, I think. Both pups (assuming it really is two different dogs!) are exceedingly cute. 🙂 I should also note that Porthos does have a stand-in, so maybe the stand-in has been used in some shots and is not exactly the same coloring. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/138 "2004-02-22T16:49:59Z")
> [@tarragon918](#): > > I should also note that Porthos does have a stand-in, What a career. Stunt double for a beagle. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/139 "2004-02-22T21:19:36Z")
Porthos is indeed portrayed by two dogs, Windy and Breezy: [http://www.performinganimaltroupe.com/dogs/under35.html](http://www.performinganimaltroupe.com/dogs/under35.html) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756/140 "2004-02-22T22:10:30Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Porthos is indeed portrayed by two dogs, Windy and Breezy: [http://www.performinganimaltroupe.com/dogs/under35.html](http://www.performinganimaltroupe.com/dogs/under35.html) I KNEW IT!!! (yes, **tarra** , 'twas I that asked-ed) I may not be able to tell when a GF is actually talking to me about something important rather that just spewing nonsense to keep her lips moving, but I can tell obscure TV doggies apart, by golly! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-doctors-orders-spoilers/229756.md?page=8)