# Enterprise: Exile spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 15, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501 "2003-10-15T02:43:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/181 "2003-10-23T16:08:47Z")
This is an obsession, Dad. I’ve never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! [sub]_When’s the ensemble gonna chime in with,“Get a room?!”_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/182 "2003-10-23T16:10:21Z")
Well, no. See, I have this ingenious plan to act as if I’m Porthos. Archer won’t even notice. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/183 "2003-10-23T16:33:00Z")
**Aes** , since last Thursday’s shows were reruns, I’m gonna tape new ones tonight and a new Joan to go with the other. I also put on a Frasier rerun that had a funny Trek theme running through it. Also got you the Xindi rerun so you can see it on a clear tape with no jumpies, and Jake was a rerun, so I will tape over it. Sumthin’ stoopid: [www.draftwesleycrusher.com](http://www.draftwesleycrusher.com) ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/184 "2003-10-23T16:43:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Well, no. See, I have this ingenious plan to act as if I’m Porthos. Archer won’t even notice. \*\* **Archer** : Porthos! That’s not her leg! **Aesiorn** : Ummm. Woof? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/185 "2003-10-23T17:01:36Z")
Everyone’s lost but me! * * * That would be fun. A Han/Indy/JackRyan character on the next planet they run into. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/186 "2003-10-23T17:06:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt_ > **Archer** : Porthos! That’s not her leg! > **Aesiorn** : Ummm. Woof? Shouldn’t that be: **Aesiron** : Ummm. Muuff? So, **Aesiron** , you’re the male of the species from the same planet as Isis? Spock, “You see a male-female schism developed. A fascinating development that hasn’t been seen since the publishing of _Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus_…” McCoy, “Oh no, I knew it. I never should have reconnected his libido!” ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/187 "2003-10-23T17:43:11Z")
Muuff? What are you implying? :dubious: (By the way, thanks, **viva**. I’d be lost if it weren’t for you) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/188 "2003-10-23T17:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corner Case \* > \*\* > Spock, “You see a male-female schism developed. A fascinating development that hasn’t been seen since the publishing of _Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus_…” > \*\* A lie, we have women here! They just keep being kidnapped by the latest evil dude. then John Carter and i have to go save his wife again… ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/189 "2003-10-23T18:05:33Z")
I didn’t know Dr. John Carter ever had a wife. He dated Abbey and Dr. Lewis in the ER and a host of other women but never settled down. Maybe he’ll hook up with Gillian. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/190 "2003-10-23T18:07:20Z")
I really wanted to know what you were implying. You’re probably giving me more credit than I’m due. Spill it! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/191 "2003-10-23T18:10:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corner Case \* > **Shouldn’t that be: Aesiron: Ummm. Muuff?** Sigh. Another potentially hillarious piece of tomfoolery tragically tainted by typos. Typical. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/192 "2003-10-23T18:14:35Z")
Why do I feel as if something’s flying over my head at superluminal speeds? ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/193 "2003-10-23T18:16:42Z")
Oh! Sorry! I can’t tell one pun from another. Re: **Shouldn’t that be: Aesiron: Ummm. Muuff?** I meant a very vulgar reference to the fact that the “woof” sound would sound like “mooff” especially if Porthos was barking it while nestled in the … [sub]muff[/sub]. Maybe I’ve gone too far into the gutter? _While y’all are very generous with your segues, know that you are pushing my brain cells to the limit coming up with these ripostes and I thank you for the witty workout!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/194 "2003-10-23T18:19:12Z")
Ah. That’s what I thought. Wasn’t sure though. I like the way you think. ;j ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/195 "2003-10-23T18:37:18Z")
Men are from Mars, women are meteors crashing into Mars. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/196 "2003-10-23T18:41:43Z")
Wouldn’t it be a more fitting metaphor if Mars meteors penetrated Venus? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/197 "2003-10-23T18:43:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Men are from Mars, women are meteors crashing into Mars. \*\* I see someone’s had his Barsoomian sex ed class. This also explains why i wear a hardhat 24/7 (it’s called safe sex!) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/198 "2003-10-23T18:47:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Wouldn’t it be a more fitting metaphor if Mars meteors penetrated Venus? \*\* i see you’ve not dated any Martian women. Rocks smashed over our heads are the least of our worries… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/199 "2003-10-23T18:52:34Z")
I’m sleeping with Thuvia, btw. She likes it rough. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/200 "2003-10-23T18:59:03Z")
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