# Enterprise: Exile spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 15, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501 "2003-10-15T02:43:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/201 "2003-10-23T19:09:10Z")
Of Helium! Admiral! There be White Apes here! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/202 "2003-10-23T19:27:35Z")
… and, says **Tar** jun the Pandan, “It’s full of Pandas!” Then he is sucked into the Monolith. He startles awake shouting, “Panda, you fools!” to find himself and his Fellows on the Ship of the Ring-world (oops, wrong thread). ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/203 "2003-10-23T20:30:11Z")
i don’t know what you just said, but it involved Tars and Panda, so it’s cool. You need to work Hoshi in there as well. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/204 "2003-10-23T20:37:10Z")
I cheated. I don’t know _Thuvia, Maid of Mars_ but I googled for it. Chapter 11 is _Green Men and White Apes_ and Chapter 13 is _Turjun the Panthan_. [sub][Google.com](http://Google.com), [OnLineShakespere.com](http://OnLineShakespere.com), [IDMB.com](http://IDMB.com), and [StarTrek.com](http://StarTrek.com) are our friends![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/205 "2003-10-23T20:44:25Z")
Was Thuvia the maid of Mars or Tars sister? No offense, Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/206 "2003-10-23T21:00:10Z")
She was some Red Jeddak’s daughter. Tars had no sister, but did have a daughter. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/207 "2003-10-23T21:25:41Z")
The Barsoom books are full of bestial porn and casual racism! 🙂 And some of the most exciting fiction ever! (really) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/208 "2003-10-23T21:34:54Z")
Was it a wife or sister who befriended John Carter and had a role in Gods of Mars? She went with Tars on the journey to paradise or journey of death or where ever the green huys go when they die. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/209 "2003-10-23T21:38:10Z")
BTW, I own a 1st edition (I kid you not!) _The Gods of Mars_. It is almost falling apart, ([the jacket is missing, too!](http://www.princessofmars.com/The%20Mars%20Books.htm) ☹ ) though, so no real value… except to me. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/210 "2003-10-23T21:47:08Z")
[Enjoy!](http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/People/rgs/pmars-table.html) _A Princess of Mars_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/211 "2003-10-23T21:49:24Z")
Green Hueys? Was that in the Canadian version? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/212 "2003-10-23T21:49:25Z")
Thuvia was in Gods of Mars, Carter met her in the White Martian Priest guy’s prison. Tars also showed up looking for John Carter. i got all the mars books, amd missing only the first of the venus books, and have a bunch of random oneshot titles from ERB, and the first two tarzans (never got as into him as the other ERB stuff) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/213 "2003-10-23T21:58:56Z")
i brought down a few Green Hueys with my phaser-cutting phaser. Happened during my tour in 'Nam. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/214 "2003-10-24T00:26:26Z")
Uh, Tars, who’s side were you on? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/215 "2003-10-24T00:32:18Z")
I’m on my own side. No one works the Tars-man, baby. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/216 "2003-10-24T00:38:34Z")
Was Sola the woman who befriended John Carter, and was some relation to Tars Tarkas? And, hey, if Green Martian women have four arms, do they have four gazumbas? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/217 "2003-10-24T00:39:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > **I’m on my own side.** Avoiding the wet spot? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/218 "2003-10-24T00:41:41Z")
Sola was Tars’s daughter. and no comment. PS: Hoshi! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/219 "2003-10-24T00:43:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Avoiding the wet spot? \*\* 😕 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/220 "2003-10-24T02:20:41Z")
Martians lay eggs, Cervaise. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501.md?page=12)