# Enterprise: Exile spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 15, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501 "2003-10-15T02:43:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/221 "2003-10-24T02:35:37Z")
You didn’t answer the question about Martian boobs. The only other animal I know that gives milk to it’s young and lays eggs is the duck billed paltypus. But I digress. I have a copy of Carson of Venus and an old hardbacked Tarzan, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/222 "2003-10-24T03:25:46Z")
Echidna (aka Spiney Anteater) also lays eggs and is a mammal, they come in long and short nosed variety. This has been your bio lesson for the day. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/223 "2003-10-24T04:10:29Z")
**Aesiron** will need to be impregnated by Ah’Lenn if he wishes to carry Hoshi’s babies. Get your fingers in them pebbles, **Aes**. * * * I finally got the Home Depot to shut the hell up, for the most part. And it’s a good thing for them, 'cuz I was mounting a Xindi-style weapon that would have wiped out 7 million pieces of their inventory, from Gardening to Plywood. * * * Da Mods made me shorten my sig. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/224 "2003-10-24T04:29:20Z")
Hey, the previews for the next two eps looked cool; they showed them at the end of the “Xindi” rerun. I think they’re called “The Shipment” and “Twilight.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/225 "2003-10-24T04:55:27Z")
Some “insiders” are excited as hell about _Twilight_. They feel it’s on par with the best of TOS, DS9, and TNG. (What? No VOY?) **Carn** , don’t call them animals. They are very proud Barsoomian natives (Martians). ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/226 "2003-10-24T05:11:43Z")
Twilight: Enterprise enters a Zone, some sort of dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. They journey to a wondrous land of imagination. They journey to…Barsoom! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/227 "2003-10-24T05:17:20Z")
Sweet! Actually, it’s in the FUTURE! The Xindi-Earth conflict is over (results? don’t know…), but Quantum doesn’t remember anything about it after about 12 weeks into the Expanse because of some weird brain eating ailment which only allows extreme short term memory. It could go either way, ffolks… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/228 "2003-10-24T07:41:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **some weird brain eating ailment which only allows extreme short term memory** That makes sense, since with this crew it would be an extreme short term disease… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/229 "2003-10-24T14:07:55Z")
Jesus. I always forget how confusing we are to outsiders and am then reminded every time there’s been a lot of posting activity when I wasn’t around. My head hurts now. Other stuff: -I might have another job. At Wal Mart. Quit snickering… it’s an okay job (I’ve worked there before so this time, I’ll have _ **experience** _) and the benefits are nice. It’ll allow me to attend college and work whatever hours I want, for example. -If it means having my physiology changed to that of some alien to have Hoshi’s babies, then so be it. I’ll just wear long sleeves to hide my nipple(s). -I’m still in your sig, right? Right?? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/230 "2003-10-24T16:59:59Z")
I hear they have about 300 new openings at Wal-Mart, and Federal Officials have about 300 illegals in custody. > [@](#): > > because of some weird brain eating ailment they all must have caught that from B&B!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/231 "2003-10-24T17:06:14Z")
Those were guys cleaning toilets at 2 A.M., hired by contractors. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/232 "2003-10-24T17:28:57Z")
And hired through hiring agencies. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/233 "2003-10-24T17:36:42Z")
I’m confused. Are you saying the Xindi got to be composed of all those species because they ate BBs while sitting on toilets bought through agents and it made their brains weird out their genes? Or am I missing something? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/234 "2003-10-24T17:40:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > **I might have another job. At Wal Mart.** You gonna be the mouthbreather at the front door saying welcome and pointing people at the carts? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/235 "2003-10-24T17:42:29Z")
no, they ATE the toliets. Eating toliets makes anyone have sloths for babies. I have experience in that area, my ex-girlfriend was addicted to toliet eating, and had a litter of 2 dozen sloth babies. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/236 "2003-10-24T18:09:32Z")
At this point, I don’t really care what I’m doing. I need money and if I have to get it by working at a company that everyone hates yet shops at anyway, so be it. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/237 "2003-10-24T18:13:06Z")
spoilers for upcoming episode [http://www.trektoday.com/news/241003\_04.shtml](http://www.trektoday.com/news/241003_04.shtml) Someone dead returns. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/238 "2003-10-24T18:21:18Z")
I KNEW IT!!! Time Travel Guy!!! Gah! :mad: Where are my armies of monkeys? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/239 "2003-10-24T18:31:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*You gonna be the mouthbreather at the front door saying welcome and pointing people at the carts? 😉 \*\* I hope to Bob that you wear your Romulan ears just once if you do. Please, please, please, please… I have nothing _against_ Walmart in particular. I just seldom have reason to drive to one when other stores are so much closer to me. _Carpenter Street_ probably has more than a little to do with the Vulcan belief of no time travel, whaddayubet? I hear Jesus shows up on one of the Xindi worlds next season. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/240 "2003-10-24T18:47:35Z")
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