# Enterprise: Exile spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 15, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501 "2003-10-15T02:43:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/161 "2003-10-21T19:37:30Z")

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(415) 885-0180

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/162 "2003-10-21T19:44:55Z")

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Because you might get different _operators_ when you call, just play it safe and ask for **Aes**.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/163 "2003-10-21T19:58:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*\*(415) 885-0180 \*\*

Commuting all the way here to SF, are we? Did you get a job at Starfleet headquarters? I work in the Dr. Phlox Memorial Hospital on the thirteenth floor myself.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/164 "2003-10-21T22:19:17Z")

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Operator

Well let’s forget about this call.

You’re the one that I really wanted to talk to.

Thank you for your time.

You can keep the dime…

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/165 "2003-10-22T00:04:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Corner Case \*  
> \*\*Because you might get different _operators_ when you call, just play it safe and ask for **Aes**. \*\*

How is that pronounced, anyway? Because ringing up a random person and saying something that sounds like, “I want ass! Give me ass!” might not be particularly productive.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/166 "2003-10-22T00:28:13Z")

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This would be a wonderful chance to call up and say “Ask Aes if he brought the cocaine”, or “Did Aes take the Bushmaster in his trunk?”, etc.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/167 "2003-10-22T01:18:00Z")

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My full name’s pronounced ah SEER on. Aes is pronounced Ace.

I don’t have the job anymore : [http://www.livejournal.com/users/aesiron](http://www.livejournal.com/users/aesiron)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/168 "2003-10-22T01:34:10Z")

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Damn, I’m sorry.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/169 "2003-10-22T01:53:01Z")

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Crap! ☹

I guess tapes aren’t of much comfort to you but I’ll send them anyway.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/170 "2003-10-22T01:58:30Z")

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If things keep going in this direction, you’ll have to send them to the city jail.

I have a $200 fine to pay within two weeks and I have $8 to my name.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/171 "2003-10-22T04:50:25Z")

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Bummer, dude! They really crapped on you. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/172 "2003-10-22T05:29:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*\*I have a $200 fine to pay within two weeks and I have $8 to my name. \*\*

I TOLD you not to strut around naked except for the Nixon mask during the kindergarden field trip.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/173 "2003-10-22T05:51:57Z")

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depends on where he wore the mask. The nose is hollow.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/174 "2003-10-23T15:01:34Z")

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Finally saw the episode.

I want to have Hoshi’s babies. That is all.

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/175 "2003-10-23T15:07:28Z")

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So, you’ll stay at home and watch the babies while she galavants off and chats with strange crab-leg-headed guys?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/176 "2003-10-23T15:19:37Z")

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Ah… Venice!

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/177 "2003-10-23T15:23:38Z")

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Don’t Mention Venice!! _Slowly he turns, step by step, inch by inch…_ Everytime I go there I keep smacking my head on those damn bridges and it _really_ hurts, as you might imagine.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/178 "2003-10-23T15:27:11Z")

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There were rats, Dad. Sir Richard and rats.

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/179 "2003-10-23T15:41:58Z")

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A water-polo-horse, a water-polo-horse, my kingdom for a water-polo-horse!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-exile-spoilers/207501/180 "2003-10-23T15:49:11Z")

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The Grail cannot cross the seal.

The seal gets cross if you do.  
Arp! Arp!

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