# Enterprise Expanse SPOILER thread! It's the season Finale, where's the \<3? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 20, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383 "2003-05-20T20:40:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/1 "2003-05-20T20:40:30Z")
Season finale time! things go boom! and Hoshi is in it, i hear. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/2 "2003-05-20T20:48:17Z")
You know what’s going to be fun? If _Cease Fire_ reruns sometime during the summer. **viva** , you still sendin’ me those tapes? Highjacked twice in the second post. I rule. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/3 "2003-05-20T20:51:02Z")
Yes, Aes. I even wrote a note about it just now. I am just too devoted. I thought I’d make a couple of tapes (six hours each) and then send them. If you can’t wait that long, I’ll send them separately. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/4 "2003-05-20T20:52:40Z")
I’m going to see the Dixie Chicks tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/5 "2003-05-20T20:54:38Z")
Going to shout profanities at them for talkin’ smack about the Shrub? Just get to it whenever you can, **viva**. No rush. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/6 "2003-05-20T20:57:35Z")
My Japanese final is only 50% of my final grade! Whoo-hoo! and i’m posting instead of working at work, when i shoud be studying at work instead of working. Stupid board coming back. Why can’t you stay down 4 hours longer? Why Why Why!!! ::cut to shot of Tars Standing in the rain looking upward:: WHY!!! ---
**Author:** ![peterW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bb73d2/32.png) [@peterW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peterW)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/7 "2003-05-20T21:07:16Z")
I’ve included a plot summary for how the future Enterprise shows will go. If you do not like reading spoilers, read no further. -Earth gets attacked by alien race. -Enterprise is sent to the alien’s planet to destroy aforementioned aliens -Enterprise comes up with a new super weapon for their ship. Let’s call it the Wave Motion Gun. -The Enterprise Warp drive is then renamed the Wave Motioin Engine -To fully incorporate all these new technologies, the Enterprise is renamed to the “Yamato” They only have 365 days to save the Earth. I am pretty stoked to see what else they may bring in. Oooh. I know. Maybe they’ll have 5 vehicles that join to the main ship and when they are in real trouble, the Enterprise can transform into a Phoenix. Sorry if these spoilers have revealed too much information for some. I did warn you. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/8 "2003-05-20T21:15:24Z")
Sweet! Do they have monkeys? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/9 "2003-05-20T21:17:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Going to shout profanities at them for talkin’ smack about the Shrub? > > Just get to it whenever you can, **viva**. No rush. 🙂 \*\* Email me if your patience runs out. Or your patient runs out. * * * **peterW** : use these! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/10 "2003-05-20T21:20:29Z")
**Viva** , you sound like you’re talking Spanish ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/11 "2003-05-20T21:21:24Z")
> [@](#): > > They only have 365 days to save the Earth. If ony the aliens would attack during leap year, we’d get a whole extra day to kill them… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/12 "2003-05-20T21:21:30Z")
Cuando? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/13 "2003-05-20T21:23:44Z")
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/14 "2003-05-20T21:28:32Z")
Y yo tengo un Aesiron en mi computadora. ? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/15 "2003-05-20T21:30:04Z")
Computadora? Is that what they’re calling it these days? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/16 "2003-05-20T21:37:28Z")
Suiyoobi no ban ni Enterprise o miru tsumori desu. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/17 "2003-05-20T21:44:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*If ony the aliens would attack during leap year, we’d get a whole extra day to kill them… \*\* Unless I’m mistaken, 2004, which will be part of next season, _is_ a leap year. However, February 29th will not be a day devoted to killing aliens. It will be all Panda, all day! The crew will inexplicably go visist Denobula and Phlox will attempt to hook the crew up with all of his wives, 3 former girlfriends, 2 co-husbands, and a small, marsupial-like creature of unknown origin. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/18 "2003-05-20T21:50:51Z")
\<\\> That would be Steve. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/19 "2003-05-20T22:02:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peterW \* I haven’t seen you around here, partner. You knew in these parts? > [@](#): > > **To fully incorporate all these new technologies, the Enterprise is renamed to the "Yamato"** I’m thinkin’ you’ll fit in jes’ fine. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/20 "2003-05-20T22:07:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*However, February 29th will not be a day devoted to killing aliens. It will be all Panda, all day! The crew will inexplicably go visist Denobula and Phlox will attempt to hook the crew up with all of his wives, 3 former girlfriends, 2 co-husbands, and a small, marsupial-like creature of unknown origin. \*\* no wonder there are no Denobulans in the 24th century. STDs killed them all! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383.md?page=2)