# Enterprise Expanse SPOILER thread! It's the season Finale, where's the \<3? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 20, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383 "2003-05-20T20:40:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/141 "2003-05-24T07:34:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Oh, Lord, do they have _three_ heads now? > Smooth, turtle and…labial? > At some point they decided to wear the cool looking turtle heads and keep the smooth ones in a jar. (Well, they do have to take them out and polish them once a month.) Lest it be known that such fearsome warriors were fashion hounds, they keep it a secret. \*\* Back in the DS9 days, in “Trials and Tribble-ations,” Worf was asked about the Smoothie Klingons in the bar and he became uncomfortable, admitted that they were real Klingons but just didn’t want to talk about it. We’ve never gotten the rest of this story and I WANT IT! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/142 "2003-05-24T07:35:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Look out! Doogie Houser has joined the Enterprise crew! \*\* Time to pray for a giant bug to come and slice and dice him for a while before sucking out his brains. That’s what I kept wishing for while waiting for **Troopers** to be over. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/143 "2003-05-24T07:40:25Z")
You’re up late tonight. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/144 "2003-05-24T13:47:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Back in the DS9 days, in “Trials and Tribble-ations,” Worf was asked about the Smoothie Klingons in the bar and he became uncomfortable, admitted that they were real Klingons but just didn’t want to talk about it. We’ve never gotten the rest of this story and I WANT IT! \*\* I just gave it to you. Worf wouldn’t admit they were fashion hounds. Damn. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/145 "2003-05-24T15:54:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zap\_Rowsdower \* > \*\*Quantum beats up the commander of the Xindi setting their ham radio on fire which then causes their lead ship to get blowd up real good. This ends the aliens hold over their 3 person army of the living dead. > > And Earth is safe once again. But for how long? \*\* Aha! So **that’s** how the Xindi are planning to destroy the Earth – by using **Solarmanite!** ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/146 "2003-05-25T01:28:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zap\_Rowsdower \* > \*\*Quantum beats up the commander of the Xindi setting their ham radio on fire which then causes their lead ship to get blowd up real good. This ends the aliens hold over their 3 person army of the living dead. > > And Earth is safe once again. But for how long? \*\* Ham radio? Now we know who is transmitting those number stations!!! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/147 "2003-05-25T02:41:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*You’re up late tonight. \*\* I had just gotten back from Girls’ Night Out. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/148 "2003-05-25T04:15:35Z")
Didn’t see the show… they had some special about those St. Judes kids again. If they keep pre-empting my show, cancer won’t be their primary concern for much longer… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/149 "2003-05-25T05:16:48Z")
Not to worry. Even my back-ups have back-ups. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/150 "2003-09-01T18:16:35Z")
Ah, my final toss-it-back-up-for-the-reruns blast. I’m skipping “Bounty,” nnnkay? **Aes** , email me if you’re going to need any tapes. Here’s the list of upcoming eps, just from memory: The Xindi (Sep. 10 premiere), Anomaly, Extinction, Raijin, Exile. And how is our little CogenitorBoy doing these days? Wish I could have been around here more, but I have been house-and-dog-sitting for a friend who has no computer! No computer!! It’s so primitive. –v ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/151 "2003-09-01T18:27:40Z")
I’m quoted in a sig…I don’t know whether to spit, go blind or ask for residuals. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/152 "2003-09-01T18:34:36Z")
Ask for residuals. Go ahead, ask. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/153 "2003-09-01T18:42:24Z")
My attorney needs your cell number. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/154 "2003-09-01T19:12:20Z")
I’m most likely going to need tapes of them all. Enterprise now comes on at 11:30pm on Sunday nights for me and I have to be to work on Mondays at 8:00am. Thanks. **cplant** is a weenie. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/155 "2003-09-01T20:26:37Z")
I demand satisfaction, Sir! My Second will call on you in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/156 "2003-09-01T20:33:19Z")
**viva** , my phaser cutting phaser, please. ---
**Author:** ![Deuteros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@Deuteros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deuteros)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/157 "2003-09-01T20:38:11Z")
Out of interest why do these Enterprise threads always last 5+ pages? Everyone I see always has more replies than anything else in this folder plus each individual episode isnotpicked over and taken apart. Most unusual. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/158 "2003-09-01T20:52:29Z")
Panda. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/159 "2003-09-01T21:08:42Z")
You ccould hurt somebody with that thing. How about brickbats at half a mile? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/160 "2003-09-01T21:52:57Z")
Ah, it’s a 1920’s style “phaser cutting phaser.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383.md?page=9)