# Enterprise Expanse SPOILER thread! It's the season Finale, where's the \<3? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 20, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383 "2003-05-20T20:40:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/161 "2003-09-01T21:56:47Z")
I say we call a truce and go after **Cervaise**. What say you, **'plant**? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/162 "2003-09-01T22:00:31Z")
You after his lunch money, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/163 "2003-09-01T22:18:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Deuteros \* > \*\*Out of interest why do these Enterprise threads always last 5+ pages? Everyone I see always has more replies than anything else in this folder plus each individual episode isnotpicked over and taken apart. Most unusual. \*\* if you post in these threads enough, you get a free cookie! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/164 "2003-09-02T02:37:34Z")
I disabled cookies. And, I burning your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/165 "2003-09-02T02:46:18Z")
Make the (non-panda related) in-jokes stop already! \ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/166 "2003-09-02T02:52:09Z")
You have a desk? I’m posting from my motorcycle ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/167 "2003-09-02T05:17:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*You have a desk? > I’m posting from my motorcycle \*\* You have a motorcycle? I’m posting from my secret undeground lair! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/168 "2003-09-02T12:22:23Z")
Your Mothers know nothing of this, do they? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/169 "2003-09-02T20:11:44Z")
The season 3 premier airs Sept. 10. My birthday is Sept. 12. Would it be too much to ask for a cool season 3 for my birthday? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/170 "2003-09-02T20:35:20Z")
**Linus:** Happy Impending Birthday…Hey, mine is on the 9th! They must please us with a cool premiere. They have to. We insist on it! We demand satisfaction! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/171 "2003-09-02T21:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*The season 3 premier airs Sept. 10. > > My birthday is Sept. 12. > > Would it be too much to ask for a cool season 3 for my birthday? \*\* Now that you’re asking, you know season 3 will involve Space Potatoes, remote controlled ducks, continuity errors so bad that T’Pol becomes Kirk’s father, Panda panda panda panda panda, and new cast member Bill Paxton “it’s a bug hunt, man, a bug hunt! Game over, man, game over!” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/172 "2003-09-02T21:46:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > **Game over, man, game over!** Actually, it would be pretty cool if Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jude Law appeared on the bridge, shot everybody dead, and shouted encouragement to some sort of revolution. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/173 "2003-09-03T00:37:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\* We demand satisfaction! \*\* A du-el, a du-el! (Can I have your CDs?) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/174 "2003-09-03T02:28:39Z")
You can’t get no! [nah nah naaahhhh Na na na na na naht naaahhh na na nah Na na na na na naht naaahhh] sat iss FACKSHUN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/175 "2003-09-03T03:48:32Z")
Ah, another September birthday. Happy upcoming birthday to you as well, **Viva**. Yes. They must please us. Or we’ll revolt, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/176 "2003-09-03T04:11:51Z")
Look at the time! Don’t you people have lives? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/177 "2003-09-03T04:34:51Z")
::looks at the time:: No. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/178 "2003-09-03T05:38:55Z")
It’s 10:48. I was just outside looking at Mars. I can see the polar ice cap. Pretty cool. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/179 "2003-09-03T05:58:18Z")
I’ve been online the whole time. Lives are overrated. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-expanse-spoiler-thread-its-the-season-finale-wheres-the-3/176383/180 "2003-09-03T06:50:01Z")
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