# Enterprise Extinction Spoilers! -- fellate with too much alacrity here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 24, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594 "2003-09-24T17:51:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/61 "2003-09-26T00:57:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*You still smoke? \*\* Baybee, I’m _smokin’_ all right. Well, the ratings are up, the name is changed, and the market coverage has increased, so I think it’ll stick around. Did anyone else have a playground flashback during the grub-eating scene? (“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I’ll eat some worms…” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/62 "2003-09-26T01:04:02Z")
What freaky ass kind of playground games did you guys play? :eek: All we ever did was disembowel small animals for our Devil worshiping. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/63 "2003-09-26T01:18:05Z")
You guys remember K? Well, I hadn’t seen her for a while. You know, the typical let’s stay away from each other for a while even tho it was a mutual descision kind of thing? This last Saturday, though, we were both at the same party, and we started talking and all. Her roommate thought it was hilarious. She told me, “K just said on the way over here that she hadn’t seen you in something like 3 weeks, and here you are after no more than 5 minutes and she’s telling you to shut uo!” It wasn’t an argument, tho. It was that word play stuff we used to do to each other all the time when we were involved with other people. So, I’m guessing everything’s gonna be okay. Which is nice. I hate to lose good friends just because we’re no longer licking each other, ya know? * * * I’ll make sure I either watch this or tape the right channel Sunday so I kin give comment on the Trekker thingy you all watched. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/64 "2003-09-26T03:56:25Z")
> [@](#): > > from _NoClueBoy_ > All we ever did was disembowel small animals for our Devil worshiping. Gosh, in the playground games I remember, it was the devil that was worshippin’ me. So maybe they should rename it something other than “Enterprise”…? _Star Trek: Panda_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/65 "2003-09-26T03:58:49Z")
Retain as many friends as possible. 🙂 Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick * * * Okay, enough mushy stuff. Didn’t you ever hear this song?: Nobody likes me Everybody hates me I think I’ll eat some worms Big fat juicy ones Teeny weeny squeeny ones See how they wiggle and squirm Cut off their heads and squeeze out the juice and throw their guts away Nobody knows how we survive on worms three times a day Mmmmmm…Alien grubs in coconuts. Yum! It does a body good. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/66 "2003-09-26T04:12:11Z")
Actually, I could see Archer using that virus as a bio weapon at some point. It would work well with this seasons attempt at continuity in episodes. I can see them going to the Xindi’s planet, getting shot at, beaming the virus in 4 feet above the ground, letting gravity smash it, and then finally returning after a few days to smash some asteroids into the planet. I think I’m gonna like this season. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/67 "2003-09-26T12:10:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*Actually, I could see Archer using that virus as a bio weapon at some point. It would work well with this seasons attempt at continuity in episodes. > \*\* Continuity my ass. This is what happened to the Klingons! ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/68 "2003-09-26T12:31:24Z")
Damn… If only they hadn’t shown the Klingons In the first two seasons we would have had a decent explaination for the change… Even for Kang Kor and Koloth Who were guys in brown make up in TOS but became bumpy heads by DS9! Carnivorousplant you are a fricken genius! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/69 "2003-09-26T13:28:18Z")
Thank you, thank you. Kor and Koloth unearthed (un Chronoused?) Phlox’ stassis box, and believing the container to be blood wine, infected the Klingon population. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/70 "2003-09-26T13:50:25Z")
A STASSIS box?! Are you telling me that Enterprise has Slaver weapons? Maybe the Preservers are actually Pak Protectors. Do Xindi bartenders mix drinks with their mouths? [loopy Kzin] Er… Loowee Woo? You… wire head…? [/lK] This just gets weirder and wierder. My removed tattoos are starting to glow again. I’m jaunting out of here. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/71 "2003-09-26T14:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > **Poor [Richard Cross](http://www.scifi.com/firstwave/profiles/index.html) .** Hmmm … I don’t know who this “Richard Cross” person is you’re talking about, but that **Roger** Cross guy in your link looks an awful lot like Cap’n Big Bad Virus Burner. > [@](#): > > **I vote for the mirror universe. […] The ladies can panda about in the uniforms from _Mirror, Mirror_ and the DS9 leather. > No beards.** No beards?! But how the heck are we going to tell the Good guys from their Evil counterparts, without prominent goatees? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/72 "2003-09-26T14:24:05Z")
Richard, Roger that’s how you tell the difference in the Mirror Universe. Our guys will be the good guys, only in this universe they would be the bad guys, so beards would coufuse the issue. Besides, Tars would be \*really, really \* pissed if Hoshi had a beard. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/73 "2003-09-26T14:28:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*A STASSIS box?! > > Are you telling me that Enterprise has Slaver weapons?\*\* Don’t you remember a certain episode of [Star Trek: The Animated Series](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069637/combined) titled “The Soft Weapon”? Written by Larry Niven, and featuring a catlike alien race called the Kzinti? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/74 "2003-09-26T14:39:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > [http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/art-](http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/art-)…-09/23/12.30.tv > > \*\*A new name…THAT will save the series!!! (like trekkies didn’t know it was Trek) \*\* From the first paragraph in the above article: > [@](#): > > “It’s just a natural tie-in,” a UPN source said in an interview. “Everyone calls it Star Trek anyway.” A “natural tie-in”?! What, you mean like all this time people were supposed to think that this show had nothing to do with _Star Trek_? What did they think people were going to think? That _Enterprise_ is “X-Files: The Next Generation” or something?! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/75 "2003-09-26T14:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*Don’t you remember a certain episode of [Star Trek: The Animated Series](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069637/combined) titled “The Soft Weapon”? Written by Larry Niven, and featuring a catlike alien race called the Kzinti? \*\* Yes. It’s my fave of TAS. But, That’s future from ENT (future from TOS, too, but b4 TMP) From all the websites and books, it seems that most of TAS isn’t considered canon, tho. Too bad. Fish guy Kirk could’ve beena clue for fish lovers Paris and Janeway. Spock’s childhood pet is the only thing that made it out of TAS into the mainstream, and only because it was 1st mentioned in TOS before TAS. Start a TAS thread? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/76 "2003-09-26T15:54:02Z")
Actually, the entire episode of “Yesteryear” is considered canon, not just the _sehlat_. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/77 "2003-09-26T16:03:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **From all the websites and books, it seems that most of TAS isn’t considered canon, tho.** And Enterprise – excuse me, _Star Trek: Enterprise_ – **is** considered canon?! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/78 "2003-09-26T17:37:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*A STASSIS box?! > > Are you telling me that Enterprise has Slaver weapons? > > \*\* nice topical hijack, as i just started reading Ringworld for the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/79 "2003-09-26T17:44:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*And Enterprise – excuse me, _Star Trek: Enterprise_ – **is** considered canon?! \*\* Have you ever seen episodes of TAS? Or read the novelizations? Enterprise may be hamfisted and oftentimes boring but it isn’t a Saturday morning cartoon wherein _every_ single law of the universe is _routinely_ violated. TAS is like the worst of every Trek series combined. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594/80 "2003-09-26T18:58:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*nice topical hijack, as i just started reading Ringworld for the first time. \*\* Your _first_ time?! Make sure you have on absorbant undergarments. It is so good, you will ejaculate. Read all the Ringworld, Slaver, Kzin/Man Wars books you can find. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-extinction-spoilers-fellate-with-too-much-alacrity-here/203594.md?page=5)