# Enterprise First Flight spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075 "2003-05-13T22:47:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/181 "2003-05-21T16:58:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*But would you eat people’s _kittens?_ \*\*

no, that’s just wrong!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/182 "2003-05-21T19:52:06Z")

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Yeah… that’s _sick_, dude. What do you think I am? **NCB**?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/183 "2003-05-21T20:18:53Z")

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I don’t _eat_ the kittens.

I merely _taste_ them.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/184 "2003-05-21T21:07:47Z")

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\<-- going to a huge concert in June (will be skipping work)

hopefully no one at this concert eats a kitten.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/185 "2003-05-21T21:14:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*I don’t _eat_ the kittens.
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> I merely _taste_ them. \*\*

Have you ever noticed how kittens play in the cat box and then rub their paws on their faces?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/186 "2003-05-21T21:18:27Z")

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What’s a cat box?

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/187 "2003-05-21T21:23:15Z")

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> What’s a cat box?

i’ll tell you when you’re older…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/188 "2003-05-21T21:25:08Z")

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Yes, **Carni** , but I always steralize them first by immersing them into alcohol for several hours.  
Actually, I never once thought of that before now, and now you are cursed to heck for ending a decade long tradition. :wally

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/189 "2003-05-21T21:27:04Z")

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In _that_ case, you know that human mouths are dirtier than dogs’ mouths, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/190 "2003-05-21T22:31:43Z")

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Depends on whether said human mouths have just been reciting dialog from the _South Park_ movie or not.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/191 "2003-05-22T03:22:32Z")

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I’ve never seen a full episode of _South Park_.

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