# Enterprise First Flight spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075 "2003-05-13T22:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/61 "2003-05-16T04:42:40Z")
Don’t you think the other thread would be more appropiate for a menage a cogenitor with all the talk of big bawls and stuff? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/62 "2003-05-16T04:43:43Z")
All these threads are inappropriate. But, whatever. If you boys want to switch gears, go right ahead. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/63 "2003-05-16T04:45:42Z")
I’m not gay! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/64 "2003-05-16T04:46:51Z")
Bi then? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/65 "2003-05-16T04:47:16Z")
I meant switch threads (some folks around here don’t get it, cuz they’re just slow as mole-asses in January) but once again I have been erotified. There is no escape. You know what they say about resistance. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/66 "2003-05-16T04:47:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I’m not gay! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/67 "2003-05-16T04:48:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Bi then? \*\* Bi. See ya soon. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/68 "2003-05-16T04:48:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Bi then? \*\* See ya? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/69 "2003-05-16T04:51:05Z")
Have a nice trip, see you next fall. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/70 "2003-05-16T04:51:09Z")
Well, at least we _posted_ simultaneously! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/71 "2003-05-16T05:31:33Z")
Ya watching Quantum on Craig Kilborn? He’s not a very interesting interview, is he? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/72 "2003-05-16T05:34:36Z")
I have it on MTV | 2 here… talk shows do nothing for me. I saw Blalock on Carson Daly’s show like a year ago… she’s even more annoying than her alter ego. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/73 "2003-05-16T06:19:34Z")
I need my own show, then i can have cool guests. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/74 "2003-05-16T06:22:34Z")
So long as you book Panda, Porthos, and Topless Hoshi, I’ll watch. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/75 "2003-05-16T13:34:47Z")
Will there be singing? I only watch shows with singing. Ideally, Panda and Porthos would perform a stirring duet of “We Are the World,” while Topless Hoshi signs the lyrics for the deaf and hearing impaired. I’d also like to see elephants, if you can scrounge some up. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/76 "2003-05-16T17:30:44Z")
Sure, elephants, singing elephants, panda love, porthos on electric guitar, mechanical vampires, california raisins, a man who eats nothing but legos, drunk red-mad Trip, and Topless Hoshi as co-host! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/77 "2003-05-16T17:41:43Z")
raisins? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/78 "2003-05-16T17:51:08Z")
in the sun! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/79 "2003-05-16T17:54:26Z")
The Fox network will love you forever, my friend. If you can scare up some gold-digging women, they’ll even give you a good timeslot… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/80 "2003-05-16T18:01:09Z")
I’ll add the Joe Panda segment… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=5)