# Enterprise First Flight spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075 "2003-05-13T22:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/101 "2003-05-17T23:31:31Z")
Dear Carni? DEAR CARNI? You watch your ass. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/102 "2003-05-18T02:29:10Z")
He’s calling you dear… I think you’re the one that needs to watch your ass. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/103 "2003-05-18T03:07:43Z")
Good point, Aes. It’s soap-on-a-rope from here on out. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/104 "2003-05-18T03:09:58Z")
It’s all a girl can do to keep abreast of things around here. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/105 "2003-05-18T03:15:13Z")
Aw, Mongo straight! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/106 "2003-05-18T03:19:32Z")
let’s go back to talking about Viva’s breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/107 "2003-05-18T03:33:41Z")
How do you know she wasn’t referring to **Kn\*ckers** ’… uh… kn\*ckers? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/108 "2003-05-18T03:37:00Z")
I might have been, but our K isn’t available right now for comment, defense, offense, decon, or conspiracy. Anything you need to get off your chest? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/109 "2003-05-18T03:37:30Z")
Hey, let’s keep kn(notherenow)ckers out of this! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/110 "2003-05-18T03:38:40Z")
I might have been, but our K isn’t available right now for comment, defense, offense, decon, or conspiracy. Mine? “They’re real, and they’re spectacular.”\* Anything you need to get off _your_ chest? \ ***Seinfeld** Extry post! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/111 "2003-05-18T03:39:00Z")
…posting at 56k…maybe if I modulated the neutrino flux throught the zilch coil and the phaser array… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/112 "2003-05-18T03:40:12Z")
Yeah, well… this is the best time to talk about her. ;j ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/113 "2003-05-18T03:41:25Z")
Zilch coil? Let’s leave **NCB** and God’s cruel joke on him out of this. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/114 "2003-05-18T03:42:22Z")
Okay, let’s talk **Kn\*ckers**. **Kn_ckers, Kn_ckers, Kn\*ckers**. Underpants. Lingerie. Asterisks. There. I’m done. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/115 "2003-05-18T03:51:49Z")
Sorry I didn’t respond sooner. My penis mightier was in the way. you know… the penis mightier than the s word. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/116 "2003-05-18T04:00:39Z")
I was talking to T’Pol the other day, while she was still in the early stages of pon farr. She was coming on to me hot and heavy and I kept having to turn her down and being the nice guy I am, I told her to go find **NCB** … being from Texas, he’d surely sleep with anything or anyone. Sighing and fighting back tears from my rejection, she hesitatntly agreed and searched out the clueless wonder. Maybe ten minutes later, she ran back to my quarters with a shocked look on her face. Since she was Vulcan (even one with poor control), I asked what was wrong to make her lose control like that and she blurted out: “Well, I found Crewman **NCB** and like you said, he was all for it but when I got his jumpsuit off, I had to use a tricorder to find his warp coil!” Arching my eyebrow, I grabbed her tricorder and sure enough, she was being honest. I promptly uploaded the picture and the measurements to the _Enterprise_’s computer core. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/117 "2003-05-18T04:00:59Z")
Yes, dear Boy, thank you for the clarification. I thinks I gots it. Were you having a problem with your inverter plasmoid conduit thingy? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/118 "2003-05-18T04:02:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*SNIP > > Arching my eyebrow, SNIP\*\* Oh, don’t be so down on yourself. You’re not an Archer. Or even a furrower. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/119 "2003-05-18T04:04:46Z")
Actually, I _am_ a furrower. I am so ashamed. ☚ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/120 "2003-05-18T04:10:25Z")
[www.greatlink.org](http://www.greatlink.org) is a Brit website with an article about the way Enterprise will go next season. The finale starts a kind of season long arc. I don’t have a link because I don’t want to deal with Opera and their website right now. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=7)