# Enterprise First Flight spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075 "2003-05-13T22:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/121 "2003-05-18T04:10:40Z")
I wonder if **Kn(\*)ckers** is still into paedonecrobestiality? That’s the _ahem_ desire for dead puppies, btw. * * * Why did I think the Wright brothers were going to be in this episode? Instead, it was the Everly Brothers. Or was it the Statlers? Counting Klingons on the wall Doesn’t bother me at all Smoking cigarrettes and watching Captain Kangaroo… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/122 "2003-05-18T04:16:41Z")
My dictionary says it’s the desire to see dead Noclueboys, and I’m thinking of taking it up… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/123 "2003-05-18T04:17:59Z")
Now don’t tell him he has nothing to do. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/124 "2003-05-18T04:23:55Z")
Not only is he a bad poet, he _plagiarizes_ bad poetry. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/125 "2003-05-18T04:26:03Z")
It’s not plagerism if you credit the OP, biatch ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/126 "2003-05-18T04:29:01Z")
I beg your pardon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/127 "2003-05-18T04:30:38Z")
I never promised you a rose garden. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/128 "2003-05-18T04:31:46Z")
He don’t need a bed of roses 'cause roses wither away. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/129 "2003-05-18T04:39:00Z")
Yesterday Billy Joe MCNoclueBoy… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/130 "2003-05-18T04:42:02Z")
I didn’t start the fire. It’s been burnin’ since the world’s been turnin’. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/131 "2003-05-18T20:25:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*It’s not plagerism if you credit the OP, biatch \*\* Yeah…and if you steal from all of us, it’s just research. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/132 "2003-05-18T20:46:11Z")
I once met a foxy girl Doper Who asked if I want to come over I shouted, "Hell yes! Now get out of that dress!" ## And proceeded in all haste to grope her. I knew a girl good at translating Whose forehead seemed to be inflating Before it was stopped I heard a loud pop Now I’m cleaning her off the hull plating * * * I once read a poster named Tricky Who came up with a relevant sticky: "If you post a lim’rick Make sure it’s not sick 'Cause no one likes rhymes that are icky." ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/133 "2003-05-18T21:56:10Z")
There once was a man from Nantucket, Who got his foot caught in a bucket. The farmer’s girl, Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nan SLASHED IT IN HALF WITH A PHASER-CUTTING PHASER! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/134 "2003-05-19T01:25:06Z")
As i say-ed in the udder thray-ed, you have a rapist wit. 😃 I know it’s misspelled. I did it on porpoise. Bad Flipper ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/135 "2003-05-19T01:56:13Z")
Rhymes? Rhythm? Huh? There once was a doggie named Porthos Not a damn thing rhymed with his name He ran away from home 'Cause his owner’s so lame How did you like this pome? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/136 "2003-05-19T03:10:01Z")
Hope I didn’t scare everyone away. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/137 "2003-05-19T03:25:22Z")
I already did a Porthos limerick in the othre thread. And at least mine had some almost rhymes. BTW… _ **It was GOO!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/138 "2003-05-19T12:44:52Z")
I hate you all. Kisses, Kn(fickle)ckers ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/139 "2003-05-20T05:37:34Z")
## Wet slobbery kisses to you too, **Kn(paradoxically)ckers**. If Porthos writes poetry, is it doggerel? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/140 "2003-05-20T05:41:10Z")
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