# Enterprise First Flight spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075 "2003-05-13T22:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/141 "2003-05-20T06:04:36Z")
Yo, Carni… Where is that “Expanse” spoiler thread? Nag nag nag! I ain’t gonna start it. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/142 "2003-05-20T06:10:14Z")
I’ll take the bait. Hell, after all of my limericks in the other thread, I figure about half the people around here want to slap me anyway. > [@](#): > > _originally posted by vivalostwages_\*\* > If Porthos writes poetry, is it doggerel?\*\* No, **viva** , it would be iambark pentameter. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/143 "2003-05-20T06:14:15Z")
Some day somebody’s gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye… until then baby are you going to let them hold you down and make you cry? Don’t you know? Don’t you know things can change… things’ll go your way if you hold on for one more day . . ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/144 "2003-05-20T06:16:01Z")
Bah! Took me so long to hunt down those lyrics that **Linus** snuck in a post. Boo! And that wasn’t the bait I was talking about either. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/145 "2003-05-20T06:20:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Bah! Took me so long to hunt down those lyrics that **Linus** snuck in a post. Boo! > > SNIP\*\* * * * ## **Sneaked**. Score another one for Linus! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/146 "2003-05-20T06:21:41Z")
Snuck. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/147 "2003-05-20T06:22:23Z")
Scrod. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/148 "2003-05-20T06:24:08Z")
Scrotum. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/149 "2003-05-20T06:27:07Z")
Glabella. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/150 "2003-05-20T06:30:22Z")
Mesentery. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/151 "2003-05-20T06:39:41Z")
Bakula. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/152 "2003-05-20T06:41:58Z")
Koenig. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/153 "2003-05-20T18:41:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\* > Where is that “Expanse” spoiler thread? \*\* Crewman Daniels didn’t bring the Time travel/Canadian/Pixie Dust thingie by let. Maybe he’s pissed because I forgot to leave milk and crackers on the porch. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/154 "2003-05-20T20:38:40Z")
Damn him and his Pixies! ::Shaes fist:: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/155 "2003-05-20T20:42:45Z")
(that would be “shakes fist”, not “shaves fist” or “the fist of some girl named Shae who never gave me her phone number”…) i went ahead and did it because i hadn’t done one for a while, and after my Japanese final tonight, i’m free from classes for the summer. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=185176](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=185176) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/156 "2003-05-20T20:44:28Z")
Thanks, my four-armed friend. I knew I could count on you. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/157 "2003-05-20T20:44:50Z")
Crackers and milk? The hell!? And you call yourself a Southerner!? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/158 "2003-05-20T20:46:39Z")
Crackers and milk=catfish and moonshine ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/159 "2003-05-20T20:50:32Z")
Ah. The breakfast of champions. Where are the grits though? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/160 "2003-05-20T20:52:09Z")
It is a literary reference to Roger Zelazney, gentlemen. Buddah and Siddahartha on a stick! Do I have to explain _everything_? All right, dammit, I tried bourbon and naked women, but the neightbors complained. Well, their wives complained. Hell, **my** wife complained. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=9)