# Enterprise First Flight spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075 "2003-05-13T22:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/161 "2003-05-20T20:56:19Z")
Pft… why’d you let her out of the kitchen, man!? Keep yo’ woman in line! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/162 "2003-05-20T20:59:56Z")
Oh, I forgot. The naked women wouldn’t stay on the porch. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/163 "2003-05-20T21:01:25Z")
[quote] I tried bourbon and naked women, but the neightbors complained. Well, their wives complained [quote] When i tried that it wasn’t the wifes complaining, but their husbands. With shotguns. So i gave back the bourbon! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/164 "2003-05-20T21:02:24Z")
You at least keep her barefoot and pregnant, right? _Right?!_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/165 "2003-05-20T21:02:40Z")
So… How is Shae these days? Ah, I remember those nights on the beaches with a fire in the background and the stars surrounding us like an ethereal blanket of love and tenderness while I traced the freckles on her naked belly like a make believe connect the dots and the taste of wine on her lips as we delved into each other’s souls and… Oh, wait. SDMB, right? [crunch] [munch munch munch] you gonna eat that? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/166 "2003-05-20T21:05:53Z")
I won’t get my hands near your mouth. I had Thai. Stay away from my orts! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/167 "2003-05-20T21:30:15Z")
Red chilli burito. Got an extra if you want it. Just have to come to the valley to get it. So at what point did you get transformed from NoClueBoy to GoChewBoy? I swear, I won’t stereotype you. Hey, put him down! The cat is not a snack! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/168 "2003-05-20T21:33:27Z")
I’m off to work. No more highjacks from me for the next five or six hours. ☹ Bye guys! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/169 "2003-05-20T21:39:43Z")
Little known fact: A kitten’s head fits in my mouth. (Teaches them a valuable life lesson, too! 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/170 "2003-05-20T21:46:44Z")
Can you close your lips, or is it attached? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/171 "2003-05-21T00:21:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\*SNIP > > So at what point did you get transformed from NoClueBoy to GoChewBoy? I swear, I won’t stereotype you. > SNIP\*\* He’s also a total GooBoy. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/172 "2003-05-21T03:59:00Z")
Six and a half hours of no Enterprise related shenanigans… I was going into shock. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/173 "2003-05-21T05:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Can you close your lips, or is it attached? \*\* The head is attatched to the rest of a live kitten. I don’t know when I started it, but it’s now a tradition around here that anytime I’m introduced to a new kitten, whether from friends or family, the creature must be taught that there is always a larger predator. I never bite down (not anymore, anyways…) and i don’t keep them in there long, just a second or two. Imagine our joy and amazement when that Jedi guy in Ep I said (in that underwater scene), “There’s always a bigger fish.” :eek: * * * btw, the Dixie Chicks were awesome! wow We all met early at a nearby Italian restaurant and then booked it home after the concert, 'cause we all have to work tomorrow. At one point in the concert, I got Natalie to react to my very strong voice. She was sitting on the steps of their very interesting stage, and she said (btw, she was in a very short mini. the ends of my denim shirt were longer 😃 ), " I was worried abput sitting down for this song in this ultra short skirt, but then I realized, you guys have seen me naked." Lots of cheers, and then right as it quited down, I bellow, “Thanks!” She chuckled and said, “You’re welcome!” Yeah, I know, lame. And it got me jabbed in the ribs by the two majorly cute girls on either side of me (the sqeeze and a friend). Well, now you know what I’m like at a concert. They talked about the “incident” but didn’t say much. Just did that song about truth and lies, not sure of the message meant by that. Mainly, they were just there to entertain me. * * * Now _THAT_ was a hijack! ;j ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/174 "2003-05-21T05:06:48Z")
I use to be a fan about two years ago. Glad you had fun. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/175 "2003-05-21T05:10:50Z")
Next up: KC and the Sunshine Band. Then, The Eagles. ain’t nothing like live music ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/176 "2003-05-21T05:12:20Z")
Bleh. I’d fly into a homicidal rage and eat people’s babies if I had to go to a live concert. I hate crowds. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/177 "2003-05-21T05:15:59Z")
That’s weird. I’m Brian Fellows! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/178 "2003-05-21T05:21:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Bleh. I’d fly into a homicidal rage and eat people’s babies if I had to go to a live concert. I hate crowds. \*\* Interesting…And here I thought it was some growing-older-and-getting-crotchety thing, because the last concert I went to was two years ago and it turned me off of them forever. Crowds…parking…money…Gehhk! It never used to bug me so much. I’m Astronaut Jones! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/179 "2003-05-21T13:51:25Z")
Count me in for the not-going-to-concerts club. Last concert I went to was… Meh, I dunno. Three, four years ago? Don’t like crowds, don’t like people, don’t like spending money. Don’t like the damn kids these days… GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU LITTLE BRATS, OR I’LL SET THE DOGS ON YER! Kn(now, where’d I put my bifocals?)ckers ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075/180 "2003-05-21T15:09:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > **I’d fly into a homicidal rage and eat people’s babies if I had to go to a live concert.** But would you eat people’s _kittens?_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-first-flight-spoilers/175075.md?page=10)