# Enterprise Future Tense Spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065 "2003-02-19T04:34:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/141 "2003-07-14T03:21:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*_Used?_ > Good gad, man! \*\* i needed the money to get the new improved one that you inflate with warm water. Unfortunately, the heater broke one night, the doll froze solid, and when i woke up and squeezed it, due to condensation on the surface it shot out of my hands, crashed through the window, landed in the neighbor’s car, and somehow put it in neutral, causing the car to start rolling down the hill, which gained it enough momentum to head toward the freeway. I think she’s somewhere on I-280 now… Oh, and i’ll be in Hawaii starting tuesday for 10 days, so i won’t be around much (not that i’ve been around much lately, things were getting hectic) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/142 "2003-07-14T12:12:48Z")
Will they let you take Hoshi as carry on? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/143 "2003-07-14T21:16:18Z")
Speaking of carrying on… Check this out…It’s Japanized (?) and hilarious, and a bit naughty. Check out “Thing you’ll never see…” and you’ll see Hoshi as you never have before. [http://www.angelfire.com/trek/enterprise\_oddities/home.html](http://www.angelfire.com/trek/enterprise_oddities/home.html) **Kn\*ckers!** Put down that workload and get clickin’! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/144 "2003-07-15T20:54:08Z")
Uh uh, Hallmark’s Keepsake ornaments are imminent. Check out Archer n’ T’Pol: [right here](http://www.hallmark.com/hmk/Website/ISE/is_prod_catalog.jsp?catOID=-108846&BV_SessionID=@@@@0308792292.1058302832@@@@&BV_EngineID=cadchkeijmhibedcfchcfgh.0&CONTENT_KEY=&CONTENT_TYPE=None&fromPage=%2fWebsite%2fISE%2fis_promotion.jsp%3fCONTENT_KEY%3dDREAMBOOK_2003%26CONTENT_TYPE%3dTOP_PAGE) He’s in his usual My-'roids-are-acting-up-again pose, but I want to know know where his furrowed brow and little doggie are. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/145 "2003-07-15T20:54:17Z")
Uh uh, Hallmark’s Keepsake ornaments are imminent. Check out Archer n’ T’Pol: [right here](http://www.hallmark.com/hmk/Website/ISE/is_prod_catalog.jsp?catOID=-108846&BV_SessionID=@@@@0308792292.1058302832@@@@&BV_EngineID=cadchkeijmhibedcfchcfgh.0&CONTENT_KEY=&CONTENT_TYPE=None&fromPage=%2fWebsite%2fISE%2fis_promotion.jsp%3fCONTENT_KEY%3dDREAMBOOK_2003%26CONTENT_TYPE%3dTOP_PAGE) He’s in his usual My-'roids-are-acting-up-again pose, but I want to know where his furrowed brow and little doggie are. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/146 "2003-07-15T21:22:53Z")
[I’M CAPTAIN KIRK!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=197904) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/147 "2003-07-15T21:30:02Z")
What the? I made a post in here last night… I know it. What happened? Did the hamsters or **NCB** eat it or something? Anyway, as I was trying to say: I’m being stalked by a female Doper on AIM. We had a nice conversation last night but she wouldn’t tell me who she was. If you’re reading this, reveal yourself! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/148 "2003-07-15T21:50:08Z")
[crunch… munch munch munch] Yeah! Show us your tits! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/149 "2003-07-16T02:47:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*What the? I made a post in here last night… I know it. What happened? Did the hamsters or **NCB** eat it or something? > > Anyway, as I was trying to say: I’m being stalked by a female Doper on AIM. We had a nice conversation last night but she wouldn’t tell me who she was. > > If you’re reading this, reveal yourself! \*\* Well, it could be the gal you so brazenly mention in your sig. I don’t think so, though. T’ain’t me either. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/150 "2003-07-16T03:30:06Z")
I don’t have a sig. Do you mean my location? If so, I don’t think **Kn\*ckers** is Japanese and living in California. 😛 Your mention of japanization or whatever was what made me think to share my… uh… dilemma.\* Pft… dilemma… yeah, right. I’m being stalked by a possibly hot Asian chick. Dreams _do_ come true. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/151 "2003-07-16T12:14:10Z")
You’re being stalked by some woman who thinks 6" is a foot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a grip. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/152 "2003-07-16T22:53:27Z")
I meant location, durnitall. That’s the second time in a week… Blame it on the humidity. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/153 "2003-07-17T03:15:05Z")
Well, she _did_ say I looked better in them than she did. Oh, and the girl hasn’t been online since IMing me. I’m starting to think it was just **Tars** in drag. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/154 "2003-07-17T03:27:28Z")
dragging his knuckles, maybe… ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/155 "2003-07-17T09:54:43Z")
Wait, I forget - are _all_ the girls in chat rooms really middle-aged men, or is it just the ones who claim to be busty nubile 16 year olds? Or have I said too much? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/156 "2003-07-17T19:19:04Z")
Yes, **Linus** , yes they are. There’s no Santa Claus, either. I hope we didn’t just ruin **Aesiron** ’s day. Kn(don’t worry - Tooth Fairy’s still real, so start pulling!)ckers ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065/157 "2003-07-17T20:15:07Z")
Tooth Faerie? Or Tooth Fairy? 😃 Is his name Bruce? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-future-tense-spoilers/156065.md?page=7)