# Enterprise Harbinger (Spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 10, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531 "2004-02-10T23:12:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/81 "2004-02-16T06:11:52Z")
But that first SASE is a gateway drug. If I do it, then I’ll start doing it more often. Soon, it’ll get to the point where I start clipping out magazine articles about them, then I’ll stalk them, and it’ll all end when she walks into her bedroom one evening after filming Enterprise and catches me wearing her underwear and standing in front of a full length mirror while singing _It’s a been a long while, gettin’ from there to here…_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/82 "2004-02-16T21:35:22Z")
You can always buy her autograph, but the SASE would be cheaper…assuming she replies. I wasn’t expecting to hear back from any of them, so it was a lovely surprise to get “Domi’s” signed pic. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/83 "2004-02-16T21:48:50Z")
Again, a gateway drug. After I do that, I won’t be happy until I have Roxanne Dawson’s, Nicole de Boer’s, Terry Farrel’s, Chase Masterson’s, Nana Visitor’s, and Marina Sirtis’ autographed photos. What? I want all of the DS9 crew’s signature and most of TNG’s and some of ENT’s and VOY’s but the pretty female types come first. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/84 "2004-02-16T22:33:39Z")
I won’t be happy until I have Roxanne Dawson, Nicole de Boer, Terry Farrel, Gates McFadden, Jolene Balock, and Marina Sirtis. Preferably all at once. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/85 "2004-02-16T22:43:07Z")
I’ll let you keep Marina, Gates, Jolene, and throw in Jeri if you give me Nicole, Terry, Linda, and Chase. We can share Roxanne. Deal? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/86 "2004-02-16T22:47:10Z")
Deal! 🙂 Yeah, you know I’m a sucker for big titties. For that matter, you can keep Roxanne, too. I just remembered Andrea and Yeoman Colt. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/87 "2004-02-16T22:49:40Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Yeah, you know I’m a sucker for big titties. And redheads. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/88 "2004-02-16T22:50:18Z")
Andrea? The Q? If we’re doing one time deals, I want Ensign Lefler and Kamala too. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/89 "2004-02-16T23:08:58Z")
Andrea was Korby’s android girlie girl playbeing. Amanda was Q. But yeah, as soon she hits 18 kazzillion yrs, I’ll take Amanda, too. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/90 "2004-02-16T23:30:50Z")
[Continuing the discussion.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=240170) [And a bonus thread!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=240167) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/91 "2004-02-16T23:37:51Z")
Man, Trek is overrunning Cafe Society today. I’m one happy little Trekkie. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/92 "2004-02-17T00:24:05Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Yeah, you know I’m a sucker for big titties. Wouldn’t it be better to be a sucker _of_ big titties? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/93 "2004-02-17T00:55:46Z")
[http://www.geocities.com/fozzie331//enterprise.html](http://www.geocities.com/fozzie331//enterprise.html) i added some stuff to the top. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/94 "2004-02-17T07:03:57Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > \*Man, that MACO chick Cole really had the buck teeth. Another distraction. She had teeth? Sorry, I wouldn’t be able to swear to that in a court of law. Very nice work **Tars**. You think we could convince a mod to put the link in a sticky thread? It certainly would make it easier. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/95 "2004-02-17T07:16:29Z")
On the previews for the episode, it showed a profile of the MACO chick and I had to rewind it a few times to see if my eyes were functioning. She was _stacked_. I don’t think I even noticed if she had a head or not though. And I echo \*\*Linus \*_’ sentiments on your site, **Tars**. At first, I was gonna make a comment about the only reason he liked it was because you gave credit to his thread in the header but then I noticed I got a shout out in the Topless Hoshi definition so I decided not to_ \*Yeah, I realize I just made a comment. But it’s not the same. Really. ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/96 "2004-02-17T19:39:27Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > **tarragon** , I want you to know that I ordered somethin’ for you from the ST Experience on Jan. 31 and it still isn’t here yet. > Why is it that the universe does not cooperate when you and I try to send each other stuff?? > > I was going to put a little ENT valentine along with it…so I guess it’ll be belated. > > It’ll wind up being a St. Patrick’s Day Enterprise Valentine. Imagine. > > Bit o’ Trivia: It costs a little over $65,000.00 for a 30-second ad spot during ENT. _grins_ Well, actually it’s -there- as in home, but safe and sound (and in one piece, so I’m told). I can’t wait to get home!!! YAY!!! Thank you, **Vivalostwages!!!** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/97 "2004-02-18T06:36:55Z")
Okay, I said I wasn’t going to start the “Doctor’s Orders” thread. **’plant**? You there? I’ll take a look tomorrow. **tarragon** , I know you got your package. I’m glad you liked all your ENT stuff. 🙂 If we have to share Trip, we’ll be pullin’ that good ol’ boy apart like a wishbone…What an image. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/98 "2004-02-18T06:49:02Z")
You didn’t say anything about me not starting it though. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4556372#post4556372](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4556372#post4556372) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/99 "2004-02-19T02:32:37Z")
Pointing finger: “He started it!” It’s your first time, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531/100 "2004-02-19T02:36:22Z")
Yeah. It wasn’t what I had imagined it would be. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-harbinger-spoilers/228531.md?page=6)