# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/181 "2003-04-21T17:53:23Z")
Utah? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/182 "2003-04-21T18:53:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Wow, I leave the thread for the weekend, and when I come back on Monday I don’t know _what_ the hell’s going on. \*\* * * * I don’t know what’s going on most of the time, but I never let a little thing like that stop me. Who are you? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/183 "2003-04-21T19:13:48Z")
I think she’s from Utah. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/184 "2003-04-21T19:19:37Z")
_grimacing with immense psychic effort_ Nnnnyyyyeeerrrrrggh! Must…stay…on…topic. Must not mention love of cheese, Utah, or **viva** ’s adorable habit of making a line of dashes under quotes… As I recall, there _was_ no shirtless Travis this week, was there? I remember seeing Blue Suited Travis, and Less Conspicuously Attired Travis, but I believe both were completely shirted. This is a puzzlement to me, since the transformation between the two would have been a perfect opportunity for the reintroduction of Topless Travis\*. \*No relation to Topless Hoshi. See, they have the same first name, but different last names. Like Yogi Berra and Yogi the Bear (who weren’t related), but NOT like Herbert Hoover and J. Edgar Hoover (who were sisters. I think). And this is not a hijack. It is a parenthetical clarifying statement, from which the parentheses have been removed for the sake of lucidity. No need to thank me. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/185 "2003-04-21T19:26:34Z")
Yogi Berra is not related to Yogi Bear? But they look so much alike… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/186 "2003-04-21T20:00:54Z")
if they were both Chinese, Topless Travis and Topless Hoshi could be brother/sister (but not spouses, since the women keep their last name). And to keep it on topic, they could also be Bajoran. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/187 "2003-04-21T21:16:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Who are you? \*\* “Ugly bag of mostly water!” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/188 "2003-04-21T22:05:24Z")
Poor **Kn\*ckers** …Since you were denied your undies-peek-of-the-week, I am providing below a link to a comic strip featuring same. Scroll halfway down after the frames load. [Blue Undies here](http://www.triphammered.com/EpisodeFrame02.html) Better luck this week, perhaps? I hear our boys are going spelunking. (I’m sure **Aesiron** thinks “spelunking” is something naughty.) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/189 "2003-04-22T00:34:21Z")
Hey, wait a minute, **that’s** not a comic strip! I want my money back! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/190 "2003-04-22T01:58:54Z")
The First Rule of Acquisition: “You never, ever give their money back.” ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/191 "2003-04-22T02:04:14Z")
I thought it was “A contract is a contract is a contract.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/192 "2003-04-22T02:17:31Z")
“Once you have their money, you never give it back.” I misquoted. Contract is no. 17. [http://www.dmwright.com/html/ferengi.htm](http://www.dmwright.com/html/ferengi.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/193 "2003-04-22T03:20:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > Better luck this week, perhaps? I hear our boys are going spelunking. (I’m sure **Aesiron** thinks “spelunking” is something naughty.) \*\* Well, that would depend on what sort of orifices you’d be exploring. ;j ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/194 "2003-04-22T05:11:58Z")
what is the jewish smilie doing with that sentence? I’m shocked and awed! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/195 "2003-04-22T05:25:45Z")
I’m just plain aw,shucked. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/196 "2003-04-22T05:28:06Z")
You’re not giving me much to play off of, here. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/197 "2003-04-22T05:36:00Z")
Well, Mayweather and the fam didn’t give us very much to begin with…Oh, you mean the _off-topic_ stuff. Topless Travis is okay, but I prefer Topless Hairy-Chest Archer. No matter what anybody posts, **Aesiron** can find a kernel of Something Naughty within it. That still doesn’t explain the Orthodox Jewish smilie, though… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/198 "2003-04-22T05:39:06Z")
I just like the nifty hat. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/199 "2003-04-22T05:42:06Z")
Well, we could always start picking apart the next episode–The Beach, The Beeyatch, The Brood, The Bitch, or what’s it called… [Oh, yeah.](http://www.startrek.com/news/nextonent.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/200 "2003-04-22T05:46:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Enterprise is asked to evacuate a group of Denobulan geologists from a world that has been taken over by a militant faction, and since they are located deep underground, the effort requires some treacherous spelunking by the rescue team. Meanwhile Phlox faces a dilemma when another evacuee, an Antaran afflicted with a fatal dose of radiation, refuses to be treated by a Denobulan because of very old bad blood between the two races. Okay, you know things are getting desperate when you rip off a Voyager episode. And a Neelix one at that! I’m going to pray for basketball this Saturday. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=11)