# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/201 "2003-04-22T05:50:29Z")
You mean you’re not gonna watch it at all? You don’t want to be in the loop? You don’t want to discuss things within the context of the show? You don’t want to stay on-topic? You just want to hijack like crazy and post giant black spoiler boxes with Panda references… Oh, um, uh… None of that stuff ever matters. Relevance is overrated. Forgot where I was for a minute. Never mind. At least “Cogenitor” sounds a tad original. Three genders. I’m not sure about the rest of it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/202 "2003-04-22T05:53:10Z")
They did the three gender thing in TNG with Riker. He fell in love with a hemaphroditic concubine or something. I was joking about not watching, by the way. If it’s on, I’ll definitely watch but it’s _so_ obvious a retread. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/203 "2003-04-22T05:53:47Z")
I’ll be back to read two pages’ worth of phony spoilers tomorrow night, after a day at the casino. I hear the slots calling me…They are saying, “Viva, you do not have to travel all the way to Lost Wages to [euphemism]invest in the economy[/euphemism]. You can remain in CA.” Actually, I’m just [excuse]taking Mom[/excuse] so she can make Ferengi-like profits by sniffing out the most lucrative machines. She’s got the lobes for gaming. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/204 "2003-04-22T05:55:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*They did the three gender thing in TNG with Riker. He fell in love with a hemaphroditic concubine or something. > > I was joking about not watching, by the way. If it’s on, I’ll definitely watch but it’s _so_ obvious a retread. \*\* * * * Are you sure it was 3 genders in that ep? Dang. Okay, um, we can skip “Regeneration” for originality or continuity–we’ll have to pin any remaining hopes on “The Expanse” and then the 3rd season. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/205 "2003-04-22T06:00:43Z")
Pretty sure. I seem to remember her having to be impregnated by two others to bear children. Then there was the whole thing about her being ostracized 'cause she started to feel female instead of neuter. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/206 "2003-04-22T07:25:26Z")
So it’s 3:30am over here in the Eastern Time Zone and being both bored and obsessive compulsive, I decided to check out how many times the chief Enterprise posters have posted in Enterprise episode threads. Sure… it sounds scary (and it is, I guess) but it only took me about twenty minutes to figure it out and here’re the totals. The first number’s how many times we’ve posted in these threads, the second is our total post count, and the percentage is the amount of our post count that Enterprise takes up. **Aesiron** : 241/881 : 27% **Archernar** : 50/3249 : 2% **Carnivorousplant** : 436/4953 : 9% **Cervaise** : 50/3531 : 1% **Kn\*ckers** : 167/1182 : 14% **NoCluBoy** : 381/3078 : 12% **Tars Tarkas** : 216/3444 : 6% **Tracer** : 54/11206 : .5% **Vivalostwages** : 320/2419 : 13% **Wearia** : 53/704 : 8% I need a life. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/207 "2003-04-22T08:20:58Z")
I’m slacking off i see. I’ll need to catch up… Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi Hoshi ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/208 "2003-04-22T13:03:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I just like the nifty hat. \*\* Hey, I’ve got one of those hats! You watch your ass. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/209 "2003-04-22T13:15:12Z")
ass hat? * * * I’ll get you, Gadget! nuh nuh nuh nuh nut nuh nuh nuh nuh nut nuh NAAAAHHH * * * I want to know what percentage of ENT threads we take up. Would require some higher math for some of us, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/210 "2003-04-22T21:01:29Z")
You’ve got a yamulkah? I have a kalpak. It’s cooler. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/211 "2003-04-22T21:10:19Z")
Yeah, but you can’t wear a kalpak under a fedora. ;j ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/212 "2003-04-22T21:20:34Z")
How about a balaclava? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/213 "2003-04-22T23:01:02Z")
It’s bad for my teeth. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/214 "2003-04-22T23:02:54Z")
You ain’t got no teeth ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/215 "2003-04-22T23:11:46Z")
We were speaking of my religious practices and dental health, not me nome de plumey. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/216 "2003-04-22T23:19:44Z")
Practicing religion, eh? When will we be good enough to actually go and _do_ religion? [punch line (guess the joke)] Better than the pork, wasn’t it? [/pl(gtj)] ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/217 "2003-04-22T23:22:34Z")
Fozzie asking about Kermit’s new girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/218 "2003-04-22T23:29:30Z")
_:::sigh:::_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/219 "2003-04-22T23:36:48Z")
I’m considering returning to human sacrifice… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/220 "2003-04-23T01:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > **They did the three gender thing in TNG with Riker. He fell in love with a he[r]maphroditic concubine or something.** [“The Outcast”](http://www.startrek.com/library/tng_episodes/episodes_tng_detail_68540.asp), from _ST:TNG_’s 5th season. Her name was Soren, from a race called the J’naii. She wasn’t a hermaphrodite, she was androgynous. (Think of “It’s Pat!”.) Her planet had supposedly long ago purged itself of the notion of gender, and the J’naii all reproduce by sticking their reproductive organs into a big community husk. Unfortunately for Soren, she gets the hots for Riker and comes out of the closet in the most thinly-disguised piece of gay rights activism ever to hit the _Star Trek_ universe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=12)