# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/241 "2003-08-08T16:11:49Z")
I’ve never been escorded in my life! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/242 "2003-08-08T17:15:20Z")
Geez, people, no one uses easily cut shuttle chains, you need a shuttle U-Lock, which can only be broken by modified shuttle jacks (used to prop up the shuttle in case of a flat nacelle) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/243 "2003-08-08T17:29:25Z")
Star Trek has never had flat nacelles, _if you know what I mean_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/244 "2003-08-08T20:20:32Z")
[Just for you](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3816550&#post3816550), **Carn**. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/245 "2003-08-08T20:31:16Z")
Er, thanks. …Why didn’t they just beam it out? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/246 "2003-08-08T20:44:48Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by tracer_ > **the shuttle thief** > > _Originally posted by carnivorousplant_ > **Would need a bicycle chain cutting phaser, would he not?** > > _Originally posted by tracer_ > **What? Why on Earth would you put a bicycle clain on a shuttle? What a ridiculous idea for a security device!** And here I was thinking “the shuttle thief” was a sly reference to the classic neorealist film from Italy. I saw Travis standing wide-eyed on the sidewalk, staring in shock and horror as Trip, weeping uncontrollably, flew by in a stolen shuttlecraft. But then I remembered where I was… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/247 "2003-08-08T20:47:22Z")
Ah… a feint within a feint… Fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/248 "2003-08-08T20:55:07Z")
::singing:: “…life would be oh so sweet, if i were a bicycle seat…” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/249 "2003-08-08T21:15:29Z")
\*I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride my bike…\* ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/250 "2003-08-08T22:55:06Z")
Don’t you guys have a hobby or something? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/251 "2003-08-08T23:15:17Z")
ACTACACTTCAGGCTGGGCA The red one has underbanding. Is this just because it coded a repeat region of the genome, is it simple junk, or is it a Single Nucleotide Polymorphism? Now do you see why i sing of bicycle seats? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/252 "2003-08-08T23:17:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Don’t you guys have a hobby or something? \*\* You’re looking at it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/253 "2003-08-08T23:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Now do you see why i sing of bicycle seats? \*\* …No, but I see why you might drink in the afternoon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/254 "2003-08-09T01:40:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*ACTACACTTCAGGCTGGGCA > > The red one has underbanding. Is this just because it coded a repeat region of the genome, is it simple junk, or is it a Single Nucleotide Polymorphism?\*\* It’s because you forgot to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow through the quantum flux destabilizers, thereby flushing the Heisenberg compensators with soliton waves and re-energizing the ambivulent bivationary falvebarms. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/255 "2003-08-09T02:11:33Z")
I think it’s a Klingon gene, tracer. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/256 "2003-08-09T03:33:46Z")
I don’t think **Cervaise** likes us very much. I bet he’s a Star Wars geek. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/257 "2003-08-09T17:20:04Z")
_ **I** _ don’t like you very much. :dubious: _ok, I’m just Malcolming you, I love you guys_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/258 "2003-08-09T19:06:01Z")
You’re spozed to say, “I love you, man!!” Malcolming? _Malcolming_? That sounds pretty disgusting. Congrats on your creation of a new verb. “Verbing weirds language.” --Calvin ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/259 "2003-08-09T20:05:21Z")
**Malcolming** - a. the act of being a Malcolm; b. being prissy, fawning, self deprecating, self defecating, pretentious, snobby, afraid of water, sleazy, overly fond of weaponry, having odd sexual fetishes; c. hating water polo (see b.); d. fooling around with Trek Dopers (in a non sexual way); e. fooling around with Trek Dopers (in a sexual way); f. hates cats and pineapple. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/260 "2003-08-10T00:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > **You’re spozed to say, "I love you, man!!"** No no no, you’re supposed to say: “I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=14)