# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/261 "2003-08-10T04:38:39Z")
I’ve been trying to get the thread back up for “The Breach” because I think they’re doing a double-header this coming week, but so far ain’t got nothing but “Website not responding.” Will make another attempt. In the meantime, check out this perverse vineyard verse: [http://www.lodivineyards.com/wines7dz.htm](http://www.lodivineyards.com/wines7dz.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/262 "2003-08-10T06:16:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*No no no, you’re supposed to say: “I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!” \*\* I’ll be careful… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/263 "2003-08-10T06:31:54Z")
[ignoring **Linus**]I love the internet. Tonight I was bored and had nothing better to do so I watched some show on NBC called “Dog Eat Dog” where people are paid to do stupid stuff while getting wet in skimpy clothes. Being a 21 year old male, I was obviously a bit intrigued by the concept and decided to watch and found one of the contestants to be downright yummy. I rooted for her and she eventually won $5,000. Whoo. Anyway, hours later, I was bored again since the Dope was slow so I decided to fool around with some search engines in the almost infinitely small chance that she would have pictures on the 'net somewhere and I somehow found some screencaps. Whee! I love the internet[/ignoring **Linus**] ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/264 "2003-08-10T07:24:00Z")
Hey, what is my arm doing on the floor? and why is it covered in ketchup? AND WHY IS IT HOLLOW???!?!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/265 "2003-08-10T07:27:22Z")
**tracer** just got back from watching _Gigli_… maybe he took it out on you while you were napping? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/266 "2003-08-10T07:30:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I don’t think **Cervaise** likes us very much. > > I bet he’s a Star Wars geek. \*\* Fellini, actually. Remember, the protagonist director _was_ making a science-fiction movie in _8 [sup]1[/sup]/[sub]2[/sub]_ . You _do_ remember, don’t you? Besides, you see, if I were really a _Star Wars_ geek, I would know to respond to **Linus** ’s feeder line above by saying, “You’ll be _dead!_” except I’m not so I don’t. See? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/267 "2003-08-10T09:23:53Z")
**Cervaise** , the fact that your explanation makes aboslutely perfect sense scares me more than I care to say. However, I don’t believe you. I personally think you were trying to avoid the arm on the floor covered with ketchup because you know how hard it is to type movie reviews in that condition. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/268 "2003-08-10T18:32:00Z")
Rent _Evil Dead 2_ and watch for the scene where the rampaging cut-off hand is scuttling around the floor. Somebody finally slams a bucket down on it to trap it. Then they put a book on the bucket to weigh it down. And the book is… _A Farewell to Arms_. That’s worth the rental right there. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/269 "2003-08-10T18:36:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Rent _Evil Dead 2_ \*\* I take it back. You _are_ Old LAdy Zelsman. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/270 "2003-08-10T18:53:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*I take it back. > > You _are_ Old LAdy Zelsman. \*\* Who? What? Huh? What’d I miss? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/271 "2003-08-10T19:28:30Z")
A reference to another post and my third grade teacher, the most e-vile person in the universe. See Also multiplication tables. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/272 "2003-08-10T19:34:41Z")
_Now_ who’s Malcolming? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/273 "2003-08-10T19:39:14Z")
Malcolm is the tactical officer on _Enterprise._ He does not rent “Evil Dead”. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/274 "2003-08-10T19:43:51Z")
Cite? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/275 "2003-08-10T19:53:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Cite? \*\* Do you think I’m stupid enough to admit that I broke into the Block Buster data base and _dammit_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/276 "2003-08-10T20:02:40Z")
Ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/277 "2003-08-11T14:43:13Z")
**carnivorousplant** wrote: > [@](#): > > Malcolm is the tactical officer on Enterprise. > He does not rent “Evil Dead”. To which **NoClueBoy** replied: > [@](#): > > Cite? What, you don’t remember the following exchange between Archer and Malcom in the water polo episode? ARCHER: “I’m watching water polo. Care to join me?” MALCOM: “No thank you, Captain, I’ve rented _Evil Dead_ and it’s due back tomorrow morning, so I need to watch it tonight.” ARCHER: “Right. Phaser-cutting phasers.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/278 "2003-08-11T16:59:01Z")
That was only in the Chezchoslovakian version. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/279 "2003-08-11T20:55:04Z")
Oh… I thought Quantum said “Which way to the armadillo?” to which T’Pol (not Malcolm) replied “A suffusion of yellow.” You can see why i was confused. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/280 "2003-08-11T21:54:01Z")
Was that before, or after, the part where they sliced open this guy’s eye with a razor blade? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=15)