# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/281 "2003-08-11T22:42:49Z")
It’s not _Evil Dead_, fer goodness’ sakes. It’s _Evil Dead II_. Two. TWO!! I’m expecting _Army of Darkness_ interludes from you any minute now. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/282 "2003-08-11T23:04:58Z")
Which one of those has the tree rape again? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/283 "2003-08-11T23:14:12Z")
_The Larch_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/284 "2003-08-11T23:14:48Z")
Malcolm raped a tree? I thought he was afraid of water… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/285 "2003-08-11T23:31:05Z")
He was a knotty boy… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/286 "2003-08-11T23:44:47Z")
The tree was asking for it! All decked out in fall folliage, branches swaying naughtily in the wind, bark glistening under the morning dew… [sub](that is a nominee for the most disturbing thing i’ve ever written!)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/287 "2003-08-12T00:16:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\* > [sub](that is a nominee for the most disturbing thing i’ve ever written!)[/sub] \*\* Nah, as long as you didn’t say anything about “knotholes” you’re allright. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/288 "2003-08-12T01:01:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Nah, as long as you didn’t say anything about “knotholes” you’re allright. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*He was a knotty boy… \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/289 "2003-08-12T01:23:46Z")
Let’s kill him now, while there is still time. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/290 "2003-08-12T18:14:08Z")
[Archer, Trip, n’ goats.](http://trip.houseoftucker.com/common/images/a4tgoats.jpg) Just because. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/291 "2003-08-12T19:26:13Z")
Those are some dog ugly goats. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/292 "2003-08-12T20:08:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Let’s kill him now, while there is still time. \*\* You keep out of this. He doesn’t have to kill you now. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/293 "2003-08-12T23:48:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\* He doesn’t have to kill you now. \*\* Explain. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/294 "2003-08-13T00:05:03Z")
Will somebody please kill someone now? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/295 "2003-08-13T00:13:14Z")
Who? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/296 "2003-08-13T00:34:45Z")
How about crewman Daniels? He’s only died once so far… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/297 "2003-08-13T00:49:39Z")
But that was before…I mean after…during… _dammit_ ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/298 "2003-08-13T02:05:08Z")
I killed a man in Reno just to watch him travel back in time and show up later. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/299 "2003-08-13T02:12:00Z")
I, like the Vulcan Science Academy, believe that time travel isn’t possible. You see, I’d planned to invent time travel and then come back in time and give myself the plans for a time machine. But I haven’t shown up yet. Didn’t show up. Won’t show… _Dammit again. Before. During…_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/300 "2003-08-13T03:09:47Z")
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