# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/321 "2003-08-19T07:53:45Z")
Naw. Didn’t excite me that much the first time. Pretty standard by-the-numbers family conflict stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/322 "2003-08-19T07:58:25Z")
Quit hijacking our hijacks, damn it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/323 "2003-08-19T12:33:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Just out of curiosity, did anybody bother to watch the episode again? \*\* Genesis?! Genesis is planet forbidden! ## I go not! I haven’t watched since about the middle of June. Why is Canada orange on my map? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/324 "2003-08-19T16:18:04Z")
You mean Canada **isn’t** orange in real life?! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/325 "2003-08-19T16:32:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Quit hijacking our hijacks, damn it. \*\* Take this hijack to Rura Penthe. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/326 "2003-08-19T17:15:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*You mean Canada **isn’t** orange in real life?! \*\* Its more of a pinky-red. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/327 "2003-08-19T18:11:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Just out of curiosity, did anybody bother to watch the episode again? \*\* I didn’t watch it the first time, since i had class on weds. this time i was busy. Class this semester is tuesday nights, so i’m free to see Hoshi now. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/328 "2003-08-19T20:16:39Z")
Pinky red? You commie bastards! Speaking of whoresons, have I mentioned I was fired this past Wednesday? I spent the past few days filling out applications at a few places and I was given a one day assignment at a car auction today. I got to spend six hours driving around about eighty friggin’ Stratuses and a handful of SUVs and trucks. Based on that experience, I’ve decided that no matter how down on my luck I get, I’ll never be a valet. EVER. Except maybe if I move to Peoria, Arizona. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/329 "2003-08-19T21:51:01Z")
You applying for a job, **Aes**? I don’t know… our current valet is a hot young woman. Maybe if **Kn\*ckers** or **Viva** applied… 😉 Seriously, you have my sympathies. Most temp work sucks. So much of it is mind-numbingly dull or will really beat you up physically (or both). Hope something good comes your way soon. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/330 "2003-08-19T22:17:31Z")
I know what **Aes** has been [doing](http://www.jonathanfrakes.net/)! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/331 "2003-08-19T22:21:49Z")
B[rin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=205753)g cake. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/332 "2003-08-19T22:44:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I know what **Aes** has been [doing](http://www.jonathanfrakes.net/)! \*\* Is Commander Riker a Valet now? I knew he should have never accepted that promotion!!! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/333 "2003-08-19T22:46:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > **I don’t know… our current valet is a hot young woman.** Which means she’s almost certainly got a boyfriend or a fiancee or a husband or something already. Grumble grumble. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/334 "2003-08-19T22:55:36Z")
**tracer**! There’s always room for Jello™! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/335 "2003-08-19T23:43:16Z")
Mmmm. Jello. Is that the kind with the bits of fruit in it, or do you prefer yours straight up? Or in shot form, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/336 "2003-08-20T00:57:01Z")
I wasn’t even aware that they **made** valet-flavored Jell-O™. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/337 "2003-08-20T03:30:00Z")
They do, but it tastes more like a taxi driver then a valet. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/338 "2003-08-20T03:36:23Z")
Sure I’ll be your valet! But I’m taking water aerobics now, so I might just drive your car into the nearest swimming pool, where it’s cooler. 😃 Crap, **Aes!** I was wondering how the interview had gone, but I won’t bother asking now. ☹ Well, I’ll be late to the party this semester; got another Wed. night class that won’t get out till 9:30 or so, and then I’ll have to watch the tape, but if I’m too tired I won’t post till the next day, and are you still following this conglomeration o’ sentences? I mentioned that I have a Wesley, but he seems to be a decent kid, so I guess I won’t remove him from the class. 😃 I also have a Honey. I’m expecting Sugar, Darling, Dear and Sweetie any minute now. And I’ve got a Babatunde. I just like saying it. And typing it. Babatunde! Babatunde! Babatunde! Can you tell I still have water on the brain from water aerobics? Shouldn’t that be watrobics, since we weren’t in the aer? ``` The two reruns this Wed. are good ones. Then just a few more to play with again until somebody starts the new threads. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/339 "2003-08-20T03:38:51Z")
We know how **Wearia** pays his cab fare now. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/340 "2003-08-20T03:46:05Z")
Oh, yeah… by the way, I do have an interview for a job tomorrow at a different temp agency. I don’t know what position it might be for but I asked them only to give me full time work. Maybe I’ll get lucky and get to be one of those office drone types that also has access to the 'net. That’d rock. (Pfft… yeah, right. That’ll never happen. It’ll be some sort of crappy manual labor job. Blargh.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=18)