# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/121 "2003-04-21T03:10:07Z")

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Re: The Eugenics Wars - The Trek novels _The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonien Singh_ Parts I and II hypothesize that the Eugenice Wars of the 1990s was mostly fought behind the scenes and was more of a Cold War than your typical variety.

So, right now in India somewhere, Khan’s probably funding the Axis of Evil, Al-Quaeda, the Illuminati, and is hiding Osama Bin-Laden all at once.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/122 "2003-04-21T03:14:40Z")

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**Aesiron:** Don’t forget to add the Men in Black, Dolly the Sheep, SARS, and the Freemasons at some point.

(Why not?)

As for conflicts…Well, I’m doubtful that we’ll see anything happen in that area this season, but I’m counting on the 3rd season for some fireworks.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/123 "2003-04-21T03:14:50Z")

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Lessee…

Give me a value meal #4, no pickles, Coke, easy ice

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HYPOTHESIZE THAT?

Nah. Just the regular size, thanks

THAT"LL BE $14.47 PAY AT THE 1ST WINDOW

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/124 "2003-04-21T03:16:01Z")

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Q is on the StaeGate SG-1 repeat RIGHT NOW!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/125 "2003-04-21T03:17:03Z")

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He’s playing John DeLancie

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/126 "2003-04-21T03:18:14Z")

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Easy ice? My universal translator’s broken and I don’t speak Hayseed. Any interpreters in the house?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/127 "2003-04-21T03:20:05Z")

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He’s playing Col. Frank Simmons. \<----I speak Geek!

Huh? All I know is the In N Out Burger menu/secret menu. What is this McDonalds everyone keeps talking about? Some sort of Scottish restaurant?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/128 "2003-04-21T03:20:11Z")

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if you say “light ice” they usually mis-hear it as “lots of ice”

so… “easy” on the ice

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/129 "2003-04-21T03:21:21Z")

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_Time After Time_ was a pretty good movie, eh **Viva**?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/130 "2003-04-21T03:24:17Z")

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Light ice? Lots of ice? You mean that frozen water crap? Bah! I always ask for my soda to be frozen water free. It’s cold enough coming out of the spigot as is and there’s more drink that way anyhow.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/131 "2003-04-21T03:25:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*_Time After Time_ was a pretty good movie, eh **Viva**? \*\*

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Ummmm…I dunno.

I like ice.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/132 "2003-04-21T03:26:51Z")

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We’re talking about in our drinks, perv.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/133 "2003-04-21T03:29:47Z")

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I’m aware of that, **Sexonthebrain!**

(Hey, there’s a cool username!)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/134 "2003-04-21T03:30:41Z")

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One of my cuz’ns is nicknamed Shoe. She got thrown from a horse today (rattlesnake).

We laughed (later, anyways)

Because her horse had thrown a Shoe!

They’re both fine, btw. I couldn’t catch the snake, it was spooking me (been a long time, you know?) So, i just sticked it away. K got mad at me. Apparantly she likes snakes. Oh wait! I was being a doofus by trying to catch it. I see…

I have something for you, **Viva** , but it’ll have to wait. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/135 "2003-04-21T03:32:18Z")

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You have something for **the viva** and you are making her wait??? Can it not be emailed to her **Lostwagesness?**  
Is it private and not to be witnessed by others?  
😕

I’m dyin’ here…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/136 "2003-04-21T03:34:23Z")

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in _Time After Time_ (the RedJack movie), H G Wells (Roddy McDowl) says he ate at a nice Scottish place, Mac Donalds  
I thought you were referencing that

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/137 "2003-04-21T03:34:51Z")

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I dyed some eggs earlier today. Now my tongue’s blue.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/138 "2003-04-21T03:36:02Z")

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I can do better. So I’ll e-mail you a little later.

I hate typing e-mails

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/139 "2003-04-21T03:36:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*in _Time After Time_ (the RedJack movie), H G Wells (Roddy McDowl) says he ate at a nice Scottish place, Mac Donalds  
> I thought you were referencing that \*\*

Double dumbasses!

(Wonder if anyone will link the tenuous references here)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/140 "2003-04-21T03:37:12Z")

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Double Dumbass on you!

D H Lawrence

The Giants

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