# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/141 "2003-04-21T03:37:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I can do better. So I’ll e-mail you a little later. > > I hate typing e-mails \*\* Yeah, ‘cause it takes you away from the Dope for a few minutes. We can’t be havin’ that. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/142 "2003-04-21T03:38:23Z")
Colourful metaphors. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/143 "2003-04-21T03:38:46Z")
Yes. You know it’s from ST:IV but do you know why I paraphrased it? Huh? Huh? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/144 "2003-04-21T03:39:17Z")
No, hadn’t seen it. Hmmmm… STIV was too obvious an answer for the Dumbass reference, eh? It ought to be a Jeopardy! category. “I’ll take ‘Dumbass References in Popular Culture and Geekery’ for $400, Alex–you dumbass.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/145 "2003-04-21T03:40:31Z")
## Admiral! There be whales here! Oh, I finally saw this ep tonight. Maybe I’m just tired and sore, but it wasn’t htat great. And T’Pol didn’t turn me on. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/146 "2003-04-21T03:40:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Yes. You know it’s from ST:IV but do you know why I paraphrased it? Huh? Huh? Huh? \*\* * * * Nope. Nope. Nope. And my 2,400th post is about…Dumbasses. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/147 "2003-04-21T03:42:22Z")
> [@](#): > > ## \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* \*\*Admiral! There be whales here! > > Oh, I finally saw this ep tonight. > > Maybe I’m just tired and sore, but it wasn’t htat great. And T’Pol didn’t turn me on. \*\* * * * It wouldn’t be that great even if you were awake and pain-free. That’s why we’re not talking about it no mo’. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/148 "2003-04-21T03:43:27Z")
I didn’t see this episode. There was some special about St. Judes on instead. Look, I know you have cancer and I’m sorry that you’re bald but don’t come between a geek and his Trek, damn it! By the way, Nicholas Meyer wrote for both movies. He had to consciously steer clear of lots of territory between the movies. It’s in Movie Memories. Hence my paraphrasing. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/149 "2003-04-21T03:44:36Z")
Steer clear of obvious similarities, I mean. Territory? Wha? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/150 "2003-04-21T03:45:10Z")
Malcom was in _Generations_ Malcom on ENT is a dumbass Picard sounds like Roddy from _Planet of the Apes_ Monkeys could write Shakespeare Or ENT I prefer tater tots ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/151 "2003-04-21T03:46:21Z")
I’ll have to leave you two boys to play on your own in a bit… **Malcolm Reed McDowell Monkey in the Middle** is coming on soon. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/152 "2003-04-21T03:47:29Z")
From _ST:Gen_ “Come along, me little droogs! How about some ultra-violence?” ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/153 "2003-04-21T03:47:50Z")
I missed that this week. I was too busy playing my PS2. Tell me how it was when you get back. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/154 "2003-04-21T03:48:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **snip > Monkeys could write Shakespeare > Or ENT > SNIP** * * * I think the two beagles who play Porthos are allowed to walk across the keyboard and write quite a few ENT eps. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/155 "2003-04-21T03:49:05Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* **Maybe I’m just tired and sore, but it wasn’t htat great.** [quote] If you’re tired and sore, it must have been at least **pretty** good! > [@](#): > > **And T’Pol didn’t turn me on.** Well, after getting yourself tired and sore, I can kinda understand how even T’Boobs might lose her appeal. (Until you recharge your batteries, that is.) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/156 "2003-04-21T03:49:17Z")
Gar! Everytime I hit submit, I hear “You’ve Got Mail!” and know one of you two have beat me to a post! Slow down or I’ll fire a trilithium rocket at Sol! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/157 "2003-04-21T03:49:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I missed that this week. I was too busy playing my PS2. Tell me how it was when you get back. \*\* * * * Okay…Hey, Ensign Cutler (first season, ENT) is on **The Pitts** now. And Crewman Daniels turned up on **John Doe**. Why do I retain such things? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/158 "2003-04-21T03:50:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Maybe I’m just tired and sore, but it wasn’t htat great.** If you’re tired and sore, it must have been at least **pretty** good! > [@](#): > > **And T’Pol didn’t turn me on.** Well, after getting yourself tired and sore, I can kinda understand how even T’Boobs might lose her appeal. (Until you recharge your batteries, that is.) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/159 "2003-04-21T03:51:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > **Gar! Everytime I hit submit, I hear "You’ve Got Mail!"** This wouldn’t happen if you didn’t use AOL. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/160 "2003-04-21T03:52:01Z")
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