# Enterprise: Horizon spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992 "2003-04-16T01:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/161 "2003-04-21T03:52:37Z")
I liked the first one better, [b[Tracer\*\*. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/162 "2003-04-21T03:53:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*This wouldn’t happen if you didn’t use AOL. 😉 \*\* Don’t make me use this phaser. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/163 "2003-04-21T03:56:28Z")
_ **SHIT!!** _ Sorry 'bout the name coding, **Tracer** I go to bed now… after more whiskey… and if she ever stops IMing me… good god, what have i done? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/164 "2003-04-21T03:58:21Z")
I have my outlook express set up with Mick Jagger saying, " You gawt some leh’ers" ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/165 "2003-04-21T03:58:53Z")
You need to change your user name to **NonSequitir**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/166 "2003-04-21T03:59:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Don’t make me use this phaser. \*\* I’d be scared, except this is coming from an AOL user. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/167 "2003-04-21T04:03:30Z")
:smack: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/168 "2003-04-21T04:07:19Z")
I hate you I berate you I say Screw you, too It’s all bloody worthless We’re better off dead That was the Writer’s kid as the punk on the bus. Or so I was told By a talking cat At midnite In the rain ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/169 "2003-04-21T04:18:01Z")
Kirk Thatcher. I knew that without looking it up on IMDB. I am the King of Trek Trivia. Who wants to touch me? No, not you. You neither. Okay, yes… you. You can touch me. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/170 "2003-04-21T04:47:06Z")
Wasn’t Kirk Thatcher Leonard Nimoy’s assistant or something? Tag, **Aesiron!** You’re it! I made it through the first ten minutes of the first **Pitts** and then quit. **Malcolm** tonight was more screaming between Hal and Lois when they were trying to write their will. There were a lot of flashbacks to earlier episodes. Filler. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/171 "2003-04-21T04:59:48Z")
I think he was one of the writers. Or one of their sons, like the **CluelessWonder** said. Might be the first time he was right. Ever. I only started watching _Malcolm_ this year so I wouldn’t have minded the filler. I’m bad about not catching onto a show until it’s been on a while or in some cases (_Cheers_, _Seinfeld_, etc) when the series is drawing to a close. I’ve seen maybe three minutes of _The Pitts_ total. And two minutes of that was tonight when I realized it was coming on instead of _King of the Hill_. Did you see the _X2_ show that came on at 7:00 EDT? I can’t wait for May 2nd. Nightcrawler and Collossus are two of my favorite characters ever and both looked badass. Now all I need is Apocalypse and Archangel and I could die happy. By the way, when you tag people, you touch their back, shoulder, arm or something, **Viva**. You don’t grab _there_. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/172 "2003-04-21T06:19:39Z")
ten minutes of the Pitts? That’s 9 minutes, 55 seconds more than i lasted with their first episode, before i was stiken deaf by their mega-ultra-loud laugh track and changed the channel. Who thought making the child molester from Happiness into a tv dad was a good idea? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/173 "2003-04-21T12:37:12Z")
God, I hate **Malcolm** …[sub]in the middle[/sub]. But I like Travis. But I don’t like his brother. (I’m trying SO HARD to stay on-topic, here. Ya’ll aren’t making it easy). ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/174 "2003-04-21T13:43:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I have my outlook express set up with Mick Jagger saying, " You gawt some leh’ers" \*\* Send me the WAV file, dammit. Now. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/175 "2003-04-21T15:17:15Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > **(I’m trying SO HARD to stay on-topic, here. Ya’ll aren’t making it easy).** There’s a topic here? ObTopic: So, how 'bout that line in “Fortunate Son” about needing a warp 3 engine just to stay in business, eh? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/176 "2003-04-21T16:07:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\* > ObTopic: So, how 'bout that line in “Fortunate Son” about needing a warp 3 engine just to stay in business, eh? \*\* Was he being funny? Trying to suck up to Captain Leap? Commenting on changing technology. as an independent truck driver might say, “I’ll have to buy an airline to stay in business!” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/177 "2003-04-21T17:03:07Z")
Wow, I leave the thread for the weekend, and when I come back on Monday I don’t know _what_ the hell’s going on. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/178 "2003-04-21T17:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Wow, I leave the thread for the weekend, and when I come back on Monday I don’t know _what_ the hell’s going on. \*\* yeah? i WAS here all weekend and i don’t know what’s going on. Not that that is anything new. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/179 "2003-04-21T17:05:52Z")
That’s what you get for missing staff meetings. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992/180 "2003-04-21T17:44:32Z")
Daily Report for Enterprise Thread #000098124523 10:00 NCB makes joke about T’Pol’s catsuit 10:47 Kn_ckers refers to shirtless Travis 11:34 Tars Tarkas makes a long rambling post about vampires, which ends with a reference to shirless Hoshi 12:21 'plant begins the raspberry hijack 12:35 raspberry hijack in full swing, NCB brings in elderberries as well 1:32 Aesiron complains he missed the show due to basketball 1:46 vivalostwages corrects spelling mistakes over the last night, and repeats Kn_ckers’ shirtless Travis post 2:08 Tars Tarkas is attacked at work by a cyborg chimp 2:46 A Troll signs up on the board named PandaLover, and is banned in 8 minutes after spamming links to Panda Porn all over CoCC. 3:01 Aesiron begins the wombat hijack 3:09 vivalostwages begins the dancing Small Wonder robot girl hijack 3:14 Claiming “there can be only one,” the two new hijacks bettle to the death. While fighting, 'plant introduces the Speedracer could beat up Aquaman hijack, which beats the previous two. 3:45 Speed Racer is beaten up by Aquaman, who is then beaten up by Racer X, who unknown to Speed is Speed’s missing older brother. 4:01 Tars Tarkas finally does some work at his lab 4:03 Tars Tarkas has finished doing actually work at his lab, and gets back to surfing the net. 4:07 Cervaise posts a long, thought out essay on te decline of the Series, which is singled out for ridicule because it fails to mention Panda sex, Porthos, and topless Hoshi 4:09 tracer introduces the “how do you like your eggs?” hijack 5:01 'plant ignores wife’s pleas to come and eat dinner to instead post about how sunny side up is better in Arkansas 5:38 Kn_ckers is hit on by a hairy legged guy 6:39 Jesus returns and offers eternal salvation. All SDMB trekkers miss him because they are arguing about Klingon ridge shape vs. family lines trying to determine inheritance patterns 7:43 'plant wakes up and realizes it is all a dream. There is no SDMB, Aesiron, NCB, Tars Tarkas, Cervaise, viva, Kn_ckers, and tracer are all figments of his personality and he is living in a mental home in upstate Utah. 8:29 NCB wakes up and realizes that 'plant is just a dream version of himself. And you were there, and you were there, and YOU! 9:24 Tars Tarkas announces he wasn’t really there. this is surprising since he should be in Cantonese class at this time. A SDMB investigation team is sent to investigate 10:27 Aliens land in Moscow and demand that humans stop fighting. Russian Trekkers attack them with Bat’leths, causing all of Europe to be nuked from orbit. SDMB discusses this by arguing over the biochemistry of Spock’s blood. 11:30 Cervaise begins the poodle hijack 11:43 viva begins the bulldog hijack 11:56 the two hijacks mate, resulting in the spay and neuter your pets hijack 12:23 a sock named BobBarking shows up in the thread and says Cecil is fake. His is executed and roasted over an open fire, but needed more BBQ sauce. 2:00 the boards go down for maintenance, wiping out Tars’s post, which would have been the coolest post EVER! this happens every day. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-horizon-spoilers/168992.md?page=10)