# Enterprise "Impulse" -  SPOILERS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 8, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218 "2003-10-08T03:58:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/141 "2003-10-12T03:08:37Z")

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Hee!

Ou wins!

65 to 13 over #11 Texas.

Yes, OU is #1 for a reason.  
I bet the Sooners could’ve repelled the Xindi boarding party.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/142 "2003-10-12T07:01:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> **WTF does Intelligence or Wisdom have to do with t-ts?**

It’s the difference between **wise** cracks and **smart** cracks, and … aw, ferget it.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/143 "2003-10-12T07:03:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> **Could you imagine Enterprise doing it?**

I can’t imagine anyone (or anything) big enough for Enterprise to do it **with.**

(Starships with sex lives … who knew?)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/144 "2003-10-12T07:04:58Z")

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A D’deridex class Warbird would be big enough but that’d be like throwing a carrot down a hallway.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/145 "2003-10-12T15:50:16Z")

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> I can’t imagine anyone (or anything) big enough for Enterprise to do it with.

Tin Man?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/146 "2003-10-12T16:02:31Z")

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Enterprise is into scat?

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/147 "2003-10-12T17:52:43Z")

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Finally got to see the taped episode.

- I’ve always hated magic asteroid gravity, but they could easily explain it away - why not just let us know that their spacesuits are equiped with gravity boots?

- When asked if there was another route to the airlock, T’Pol says “no”. A few minutes later, they show locked doors around the airlock including two seperate entrances.

- At no point does Phlox state or even imply that Trellium-D is radioactive. He just says that it’s a “neurotoxin” for vulcans. Yeah, and mercury is toxic to humans but we use it in thermomiters because _we don’t actually touch it_. This is one of the dumbest dillemas yet.

- **Cervaise** , not only was the dream stupid and manipulative, it was incredibly obvious it was a dream to anyone who had ever seen a horror movie at any time in their life.

Eh. This episode was mediocre at best.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/148 "2003-10-12T21:47:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> **SNIP–sorry, meant to use black boxes**

He only has brief lifespan anyway…though I don’t know how they’ll break it to him.

\*\*They will repeat “The Xindi” after “Exile” and then have new episodes through November and maybe into December.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/149 "2003-10-12T22:16:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \*  
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> - why not just let us know that their spacesuits are equiped with gravity boots?  
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Tyhe damn shuttle _landed_ like an aircraft on a runway. Bad.

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> \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \*  
> \*\*\* mercury is toxic to humans but we use it in thermomiters because _we don’t actually touch it_. This is one of the dumbest dillemas yet.  
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Like the Mad Hatter, they were smearing it all over the inside of the bulkhead, probably with their nasty little green fingers.  
Is the dilema that T’Pol would be constantly exposed to it, or exposed while it was being applied?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/150 "2003-10-12T22:31:25Z")

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Nasty little Vulcanses.

Wring their little necks!

Stab their eyes out!

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/151 "2003-10-12T23:03:41Z")

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> _Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \*  
> \*\*\* When asked if there was another route to the airlock, T’Pol says “no”. A few minutes later, they show locked doors around the airlock including two seperate entrances._\*

Hmm … I seem to recall someone saying there were **four** routes to the airlock before they showed the diagram with the separate locked entrances around it.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/152 "2003-10-13T16:59:14Z")

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[Arc discussion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=217070)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/153 "2003-10-15T02:47:35Z")

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Saw the episode today. Eh. Didn’t care for it at all.

The coolest part came forty or so minutes after the show went off, on Jake 2.0. There was a plane that was integral to the storyline and its registry code was NX 74205, which is the Defiant’s call number.

Obscure Trek references!

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/154 "2003-10-15T05:07:42Z")

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Was that the Jake and the Supernerds Jake 2.0?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/155 "2003-10-15T05:11:40Z")

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Yeah. That episode. The abort code was NCC18646309 which looks like another registry code but it’s three numbers too long.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/156 "2003-10-15T05:19:30Z")

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if you add 1864 and 6309 you get 6173

also add 1-8, 6-4, 6-3, 0-9 you get 9 10 9 9

This becomes 37, which downs into 10, which downs into 1. This is proof that there can be only 1.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-impulse-spoilers/206218/157 "2003-10-15T22:34:11Z")

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Don’t lose your head!

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