# Enterprise Judg(e)ment spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467 "2003-04-09T02:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/201 "2003-04-16T06:48:10Z")
Sadly, I figure the auction value of such gems has probably gone **down** since the establishment of eBay. Now that everyone can get an instant picture of what Trekaphernalia are available nation wide at any given moment, the desperate yearning to have a certain piece “at any price” has doubtlessly diminished. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/202 "2003-04-16T17:26:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\* > > And neither place – in fact, **at no time during the entire episode** – did Kirk or Spock or anyone else mention _“phaser cutting phasers”_ !!! :mad: > \*\* Ah. Er, well… Oh, you must have not gotten the Canadian version. I have this time travel satellite thingie that gets the Canadian versions. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/203 "2003-04-16T18:09:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*Sadly, I figure the auction value of such gems has probably gone **down** since the establishment of eBay. Now that everyone can get an instant picture of what Trekaphernalia are available nation wide at any given moment, the desperate yearning to have a certain piece “at any price” has doubtlessly diminished. \*\* yeah, but add 25 years to their age, and that will make up for the price drop now. (plus we got all my mom’s old comics, including the first appearance of the Justice League of America) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/204 "2003-04-16T20:16:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\* my mom’s old comics, including the first appearance of the Justice League of America) \*\* Er, say, Tars, what’s your Mother’s maiden name? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/205 "2003-04-17T01:15:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > **Oh, you must have not gotten the Canadian version.** It had Shanter in it – how much more Canadian could it get? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/206 "2003-04-17T01:16:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > **Oh, you must have not gotten the Canadian version.** It had Shatner in it – how much more Canadian could it get? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/207 "2003-04-17T04:06:19Z")
It needed moose. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/208 "2003-04-17T04:10:58Z")
Yeah…well, I’ve got an 8 by 12 glossy b/w photo of Kirk and Spock with the Enterprise. And a Jar Jar Binks watch. And a blue light saber. And a TOS watch with a little teeny Enterprise that serves as a sweep hand, AND it plays the theme song. My brother has topped me for sheer geekery, though. He has a Star Trek MasterCard. And he’s not afraid to show it. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/209 "2003-04-17T04:27:54Z")
Jar Jar Binks?! A _lightsaber_?!?! TRAITOR! ANTI-TREKITE! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/210 "2003-04-17T05:30:40Z")
A friend of mine gave it to me for my birthday a few years back. Does that help? She did it just to torment me, see? Did you actually think I would have spent my own dough on such a contraption? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/211 "2003-04-17T06:34:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Er, say, Tars, what’s your Mother’s maiden name? > > 😕 \*\* whyzzat? i thought you were married…:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/212 "2003-04-17T13:13:29Z")
Just wondering where my old comics got to… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/213 "2003-04-17T20:14:08Z")
I used them as lining for my birdcage. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/214 "2003-08-01T04:02:57Z")
Yep, I’m reopening early, for next week’s “re.” **Aes** , did you need this one taped? Did you get that last one I sent yet? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/215 "2003-08-01T06:00:13Z")
Saw this one, I think and didn’t care much for it if I remember right. Still no tape. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/216 "2003-08-01T10:10:48Z")
All I have to say is… **So this is where the whole stupid phaser cutting phaser thing came from!** (pant, pant) (oh, sorry… earlier in this thread they said that this was supposed to be a pants-free thread. Ow! Who threw that?) Anyway, foolish me. I thought that that silliness had actually appeared in one of the episodes that I had missed. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/217 "2003-08-01T20:54:36Z")
Nope. Just **Cplant** and his mastery of the English language. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/218 "2003-08-01T21:29:14Z")
It’s in the Canadian version, Mr. Smarty Pants. Ask Wearia if you don’t believe me. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/219 "2003-08-01T21:47:34Z")
i saw the Canadian version, all these Hosers were drinking beer, eh, and this Yosemite Sam guy told them to take off, eh, but they were like, “No way, eh!” and fried up some bacon, eh, but then they were killed by a beaver, eh. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/220 "2003-08-01T22:31:18Z")
They should have used their phaser-cutting phasers on the beaver. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=12)