# Enterprise Judg(e)ment spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467 "2003-04-09T02:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/261 "2003-08-06T15:24:16Z")
The only scale I’ve seen an engineer use is a CAD program and the CRC Handbook. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/262 "2003-08-06T15:31:44Z")
The things I do for you guys… [http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup1045.html](http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup1045.html) [http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup4589.html](http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup4589.html) [http://www.holmans.com/eStore/Model\_2\_new.asp?Modelid=320](http://www.holmans.com/eStore/Model_2_new.asp?Modelid=320) Behave yourself or I will post more links. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/263 "2003-08-06T18:04:23Z")
haHA! they sell [phasers!](http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup19818.html) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/264 "2003-08-06T18:11:52Z")
Good gad, those people owe me for advertising… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/265 "2003-08-06T21:38:27Z")
Just remember, kids: [Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives](http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/266 "2003-08-07T01:32:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > **[http://www.holmans.com/eStore/Model\_2\_new.asp?Modelid=320](http://www.holmans.com/eStore/Model_2_new.asp?Modelid=320)** Oh! When you said “triangular ruler”, I thought you meant one of those square rulers used or measuring corners, like this: [http://www.maptools.com/UsingUTM/UTMcorner.html](http://www.maptools.com/UsingUTM/UTMcorner.html) … only with a cross brace across the two ends to make it triangular. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/267 "2003-08-07T03:09:20Z")
Thanks for bringing us back to normalacy, Tracer. I was afraid of “I love arms”. Very afraid. Old Lady Zelsman was never that evil. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/268 "2003-08-07T03:23:26Z")
Link Lunacy! [Porthos loves this site.](http://www.sniffbutt.com) What dog wouldn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/269 "2003-08-07T14:21:18Z")
[true story]I met a guy who had no arms. Brushed his teeth with his feet. He was really good at basketball. [/true story] ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/270 "2003-08-07T14:36:59Z")
[another true story] When I was in high school, I was on the wrestling team. One of the teams we faced had a guy who was born without legs. Our wrestlers _hated_ wrestling this guy. One reason was that many wrestling moves (such as takedowns) involve grabbing legs. Also, because this guy essentially walked on his hands, his arms were amazingly strong. He played football as well, IIRC. [/another true story] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/271 "2003-08-07T14:58:57Z")
[yet _another_ true story!] I went to school with a guy who had no bones. His friends wheeled him around in a bucket. I also went to school with Braga and Berman. Hey! So _that’s_ where they got that idea! [y_a_ts!] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/272 "2003-08-07T15:28:25Z")
I went out with a girl who had no brain. We couldn’t go parking because she would start yelling “Brain, brain, what is brain!?!”. …I think I got that right… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/273 "2003-08-07T15:58:36Z")
I went out with a girl who had a miniature penis and a scrotum. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/274 "2003-08-07T16:33:03Z")
…was her name “Maggie”? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/275 "2003-08-07T17:26:41Z")
{i swear this is true!} I went to school with a guy who was nothing but a big toe and a left eye. I got into a fight with him when he dumped my books, and poked him in his eye. It messed up his contact and he was saying “My Eye! My Eye!” then i grabbed him and flushed him down the toliet! {/100% true!} ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/276 "2003-08-07T17:50:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*…was her name “Maggie”? \*\* No, but I can’t tell you what her real name is. Privacy, and all that. I just refer to her as “Hermaphrodite #1” in conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/277 "2003-08-07T17:52:51Z")
#1 implies more hermaphrodites, i smell more stories that your keeping from us, please share! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/278 "2003-08-07T18:03:18Z")
It’s all on his DVD. I like the [director’s cut](http://www.hotornot.com). ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/279 "2003-08-07T18:37:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*#1 implies more hermaphrodites, i smell more stories that your keeping from us, please share! \*\* You sure you wanna hear about this? The whole story makes a lot of people squeamish. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/280 "2003-08-07T18:56:14Z")
A Brand New Enterprise Episode! : [done with action figures.](http://www.triphammered.com/Extras/tripods.shtml) Very cute. They mostly have all their limbs, though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=15)