# Enterprise Judg(e)ment spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467 "2003-04-09T02:19:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/281 "2003-08-07T19:53:53Z")

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I like the Malcolm/Ripley thingie, but it had them _beaming_.

The transporter has not yet been regularly used in ENT as a plot device, the crew and writers preferring to use shuttle pods. The used it a few times as emergency measures only.

I want to see what moves on the T’Pol figure (since they don’t seem to move much in real life)

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/282 "2003-08-08T00:25:54Z")

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I’m betting the T’Pol action figure will be anatomically accurate, just like Barbie: No nipples, and panties built right into her pelvis.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/283 "2003-08-08T00:30:12Z")

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Spend a lot of time with Barbie, do you, Tracer?

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/284 "2003-08-08T02:32:27Z")

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At least Barbie wasn’t a hermaphrodite.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/285 "2003-08-08T03:12:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*I’m betting the T’Pol action figure will be anatomically accurate, just like Barbie: No nipples, and panties built right into her pelvis. \*\*

The T’Pol Hallmark Christmas ornament comes out in October. We’ll have to scrutinize it.

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This post got eaten earlier:

Have you guys seen the movie **The Last Detail**? Jack Nicholson has a great line:

“I once knew a hooker with a glass eye. She used to take it out and…wink people off.”

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/286 "2003-08-08T06:37:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*[yet _another_ true story!]
> 
> I went to school with a guy who had no bones. His friends wheeled him around in a bucket. I also went to school with Braga and Berman.
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> Hey! So _that’s_ where they got that idea!
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> [y_a_ts!] \*\*

I was sad because I had no bones. Then I met two men who didn’t have a clue.  
Ya know, mine really _was_ a true story.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/287 "2003-08-08T13:32:20Z")

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So was mine, if you can believe it.

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