# Enterprise Judg(e)ment spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467 "2003-04-09T02:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/121 "2003-04-11T17:19:45Z")
Oh, crap, I just realized that I made a mistake re: Duras…When I thought somebody looked like Gowron, it was the guy playing the prosecutor. Self-correction. **Kn\*ckers** : that makes sense, since the TNG actors complained that their one-pieces during the 1st seasons were throwing their backs out. **Aesiron** : We have seen T’Pol’s bare stomach several times, but maybe you weren’t able to see those episodes…? **Rue** : Individual Enterprise Events will indeed show up in the third season, featuring such alien races as the Thigh Women, the Breast Men, the Leg Ladies, the Butt Guys, the Sleek Stomach Lovers, the Wesley Lovers, and the Panda-Moniums. Come back next fall! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/122 "2003-04-11T20:40:17Z")
Nope… never seen it. I’ve only watched maybe a dozen _Enterprise_ episodes out of however many there are out there. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/123 "2003-04-11T20:48:17Z")
just watch the pilot, you will see as much of t’Pol as they can show on network TV ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/124 "2003-04-11T20:53:45Z")
I’ve seen it but it’s been two years. I’m just not a big fan of Blalock. Sure, she’s somewhat hot but I’d be just as hot if I had surgery too. That and I watched an interview of hers once on a late night tal show and her personality puts me off almost as much as her character’s does but for different reasons. Bleh. Mmmm… Hoshi… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/125 "2003-04-11T21:06:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*interview of hers once on a late night tal show \*\* Yeah, when she laid down on the guy’s desk? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/126 "2003-04-11T21:14:13Z")
Er. No. It was Carson Daly’s show. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/127 "2003-04-11T22:54:33Z")
Details! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/128 "2003-04-12T00:16:46Z")
It was on Comedy Central…illegal in Canada becasue of the War With Canada over Terence and Phillip on South Park. Late night, midnight, late hour, something with somebody…The Late Show with Tars Tarkas? She came out in hip huggers showing her tummy and laid down on his desk. Said something about Vulcans having sex every seven years and “Can you imagine holding your (word illegal in Canada) for that long?” Not a word concerning surgery on her breasts or lips, legal in Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/129 "2003-04-12T00:21:11Z")
No, those bastards cancelled my show, something about “too much nudity” and “You burnt Des Moines to the ground!” and “Squishing Snap, Crackle, and Pop live on TV cost us the Kellogg’s sponsership!” freakin’ ingrates! My ratings were through the roof! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/130 "2003-04-12T00:26:47Z")
Who canceled your show? You burned De Moines? WTF noticed? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/131 "2003-04-12T00:41:45Z")
President of CBS, Les Moonves. I’ll get him! i’m secretly pulling out 16 of his hairs each night with my army of trained cockroaches! Take that! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/132 "2003-04-12T00:51:47Z")
Trained cockroaches? Was Harold afflicted? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/133 "2003-04-12T03:50:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*…She came out in hip huggers showing her tummy and laid down on his desk. Said something about Vulcans having sex every seven years and _Can you imagine holding your (word illegal in Canada) for that long?_… \*\* Okay, I might like her more if I’d seen _that_ show instead. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/134 "2003-04-12T04:28:13Z")
In the season 2 opener, her bare stomach showed as well. So it’s been shown at least 3 times so far. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/135 "2003-04-12T04:30:18Z")
I hate all of you. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/136 "2003-04-12T04:32:20Z")
Oh, and you also missed the one where Hoshi lost her bra. And the one where Porthos ran around naked. And the one where Phlox– Never mind. You’ve been tormented enough. For now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/137 "2003-04-12T04:35:07Z")
Tars was kind enough to mail me Naked Hoshi, thank you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/138 "2003-04-12T04:38:03Z")
At least you got that much! ``` Well, if I had nekkid Cap'n n' Trip, I'd email them to myself. And to **Kn*ckers**. ``` I’m here to play for a while, then off to rest up for my shuttlepod journey tomorrow. Still too afraid to use the transporter. It should be a bit nicer than last year’s trek via the USS **Amtrak** , though. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/139 "2003-04-12T04:40:18Z")
I’ve never even been so far as Alpha Cent. Hmph… I’m jealous. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/140 "2003-04-12T04:50:09Z")
I have been 'round the neon moons of Lost Wages, the nebulae of San Diego, the vortex of Colorado, the nadir of Arizona, the farthest reaches of British Columbia, the upper reaches of Santa Barbara, and the vast territory of San Francisco. Okay, really not very far. I just realized…if I had naked Cap’n n’ Trip pictures for K and me, we’d be slashing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=8)