# Enterprise Judg(e)ment spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467 "2003-04-09T02:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/141 "2003-04-12T04:55:17Z")
I would be too. My wrists. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/142 "2003-04-12T04:59:27Z")
Poor thang. Don’t take it so hard. Well, K is on her own while I am AWOL, but I know she can stand her ground. Fortitude, thy name is **Kn\*ckers**. See you in 2 days and 2 nights… **viva, Risa-bound!** ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/143 "2003-04-12T05:01:38Z")
Wait, it’s the weekend! No **Kn\*ckers**! _Or_ **Viva**! How will we live?!? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/144 "2003-04-12T12:56:51Z")
With massive injections of testosterone. How do I get that horrible discoloration out of my shower grout while still being environmentaly friendly? Suggestions? When cleanig up my kitchen, I save any lemon, lime, or orange peels til the very last, then i send them down the in-sink-erator (disposal). This leaves a very pleasant odor that lingers in the whole kitchen. Potpourri can be refreshed with essential oils. I purchase mine at _Michaels_. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/145 "2003-04-12T13:51:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > How do I get that horrible discoloration out of my shower grout while still being environmentaly friendly? \*\* Flame thrower. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/146 "2003-04-12T13:53:38Z")
No, no what am I saying?!?!? Set phaser to “GROUT”. dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/147 "2003-04-12T16:44:57Z")
Mine only goes to spit shine… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/148 "2003-04-12T16:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*There’s not much more sexy than a sleek woman’s stomach from my point of view. Yum-my. \*\* Hijack: Evolutionary psychologists would argue that the reason a flat stomach is considered sexually attractive on a woman is because it is a visual indicator that the woman is probably not pregnant. Thus, those men that found themselves attracted to flat-stomached women would have better chances of reproductive success than those men who were attracted to round-stomached women; and if there is any genetic component to flat-stomach-attraction at all, it would be passed on to those men’s offspring. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/149 "2003-04-12T19:23:49Z")
That’s all well and good but my genes had to give me massive amounts of geekery, shyness, and general apathy in addition to a fondness for those sexy sleek stomachs. Who says Nature doesn’t have a sense of humor? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/150 "2003-04-12T19:25:59Z")
Oh, and you actually foreworded your hijack in an _Enterprise_ thread? I don’t do this often but: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/151 "2003-04-12T20:41:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\* spit shine… \*\* You’ve got one of those outdated Phase Pistols. You can get an upgrade at [http://www.phasersareus.com](http://www.phasersareus.com). ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/152 "2003-04-12T22:19:09Z")
What a selection! Microwave dinner phasers, hair trimming phasers, phaser cutting phasers, they’ve got them all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/153 "2003-04-12T22:33:56Z")
My uncle has a dealership in the valley. Email me private to avoid the Canadian import duties. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/154 "2003-04-13T00:51:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*What a selection! Microwave dinner phasers, hair trimming phasers, phaser cutting phasers, they’ve got them all! \*\* _Phaser-cutting phasers?!?!!_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/155 "2003-04-13T01:07:24Z")
_The Devil In The Dark_, TOS. Spock and Kirk discuss the miner’s phasers being unable to damage the Horta: Spock:“The miners are armed with phaser I…we have Phaser II.” Kirk:“Yes, phaser cutting phasers.” ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/156 "2003-04-13T01:42:47Z")
Actually I never saw that episode. I’ve just run into several situations where theres a big ass phaser blocking my path. I try as I might to cut it into bite sized pieces but alas, my salad clipping phaser is useless! P.S- I actually have that old toy phaser from TNG. Its sitting around someplace. Oh yeah, a tricorder too. Your jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/157 "2003-04-13T02:27:40Z")
I used to have a toy phaser and tricorder and they opened up to make little playlands for my miniature Trek figures. Had an Enterprise, Warbird, Bird of Prey, Cube, and Marauder too. Getting back on topic a bit, I saw about forty minutes of this show (No more NCAA! Yay! But there was golf instead! Boo!) and, in a word, it was anticlimatic. That ending with Reed came out of nowhere and I spent most every scene featuring T’Pol staring at her stomach. Damn you, **Viva**! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/158 "2003-04-13T06:30:34Z")
**I** still have my kid-sized toy phaser, toy communicator, and toy tricorder from the _ST:TOS_ toy line they put out in the early 1970s. The phaser still makes a clicking noise if you pull its trigger. Top **that!** ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/159 "2003-04-13T06:32:34Z")
My phaser’s bigger than your phaser. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/160 "2003-04-13T13:31:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*Actually I never saw that episode. > \*\* :eek: WTH do they teach you Kanadian Kids in historical document classes?!? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=9)