# Enterprise Judg(e)ment spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467 "2003-04-09T02:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/161 "2003-04-13T14:09:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > WTH do they teach you Kanadian Kids in historical document classes?!? \*\* Yeah, some Americans might, er, exaggerate about it to you. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/162 "2003-04-13T21:17:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*_The Devil In The Dark_, TOS. Spock and Kirk discuss the minerā€™s phasers being unable to damage the Horta: > Spock:ā€œThe miners are armed with phaser Iā€¦we have Phaser II.ā€ > Kirk:ā€œYes, phaser cutting phasers.ā€ \*\* Because ā€œThe Devil in the Darkā€ was not among the episodes of _ST:TOS_ that I have on video tape, Iā€™ve just ordered the DVD of this episode from [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) **just** so that I can check out this line. I hope youā€™re satisfied. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/163 "2003-04-13T21:48:29Z")
Oh, shitā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/164 "2003-04-14T12:29:36Z")
_struggling to push through the thick fog of testosterone thatā€™s built up since **viva** ā€™s departure._ Damn, itā€™s all manly and stuff in here. Iā€™m going to have to start painting my nails and braiding you-allā€™s hair, pretty soon, just to compensate. Ah, well, if you canā€™t beat 'em, join 'emā€“ Hey, crack me a beer, wouldja? You fellas see the game last night? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/165 "2003-04-14T13:09:14Z")
Game? You are no doubt referring to a competitive event of some sort? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/166 "2003-04-14T13:16:45Z")
_ā€¦wanders into roomā€¦ looks around at horrible mess left over from all the guysā€¦ finds \*\*Kn_ckersā€™\*\* pantsā€¦ thinks to self, ā€œGame? What game?ā€\* IRL: Ow. My head hurts. My back is sore. I canā€™t find _my_ pants. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/167 "2003-04-14T13:21:52Z")
Sets phaser to _emasculate_ ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/168 "2003-04-14T13:38:05Z")
_adjusts belt. Folds up cuffs. Canā€™t figure out why pants are about twelve sizes too big. Has sudden realization_ **NCB** , I think I found your pants. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/169 "2003-04-14T16:56:23Z")
I find it more than a little amusing how quickly we run out of things to discuss regarding the actual episodes and digress into random silliness. I suppose we could thank the showā€™s producers for providing a trigger for us to entertain ourselves, but then the ā€œTrek songsā€ thread suggests weā€™re more than able to do that on our own. Says something about _Enterprise_, donā€™t you think? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers\* > **NCB, I think I found your pants.** Now, now, this is supposed to be a pants-free thread. There was a sign at the entrance and everything. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/170 "2003-04-14T17:40:03Z")
You might think that not being able to find your trousers is silly, but not I. So, the satellite feed said ā€œJudgementā€. Is that a Canadian spelling? Mr. Webster lists it as an alternate. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/171 "2003-04-14T17:48:55Z")
hey, two versions of the episode! i better get both on tape to complete my collection! must prepare digitally remastered tapes to store in nuke proof underground vaultā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/172 "2003-04-14T18:11:35Z")
I have the Canadian version available for 29.98. But wait, thereā€™s more! Order now and we will include a phaser cutting phaser at no extra charge! A $500,000 value! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/173 "2003-04-14T18:19:23Z")
Iā€™ve been meaning to ask you guysā€¦Does the guy in back look like Tars? Not the blonde guy. He looks like kn(\*)ckers. The green guy in back with the snake. [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object.cgi?object=/chronicle/pictures/2003/04/13/mn\_loveshack.jpg&paper=news&file=international1439EDT0597.DTL&directory=/news/archive/2003/04/12&type=news](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object.cgi?object=/chronicle/pictures/2003/04/13/mn_loveshack.jpg&paper=news&file=international1439EDT0597.DTL&directory=/news/archive/2003/04/12&type=news) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/174 "2003-04-14T18:30:10Z")
At Wacky Alā€™s Phaser Cutting Phaser Warehouse of Savings, weā€™re cutting costs, like our phasers cut phasers! Top of the line posturpedic phasers, already marked down, priced to move at 50% off the sale price! Discounted floor models starting at just $999.99. And here at Wacky Alā€™s Phaser Cutting Phaser Warehouse of Savings, you never pay interest for one full year! Thatā€™s right - buy today and donā€™t pay a penny on interest until April 14, 2004! But hurry in today - Wacky Alā€™s always has savings, but this one-time sale extravaganza ends soon! Batteries not included. Phaser cutting attachment not included. Items included are not included. Tax, title and license extra. Not suitable for children, adults, or farm animals. All prices subject to change according to astrological influence. Offer void in Utah, Iceland and Risa or where prohibited. Some parts highly flammable. Other parts manufactured by starving children in Malaysian sweatshops. Chances of winning: one in five hundred bazillion gwajillion. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/175 "2003-04-14T18:41:00Z")
Wait, **carni** - which blond guy do I look like? The one with the sword or the one with the really big breasts? I donā€™t actually look like either of them. I look more like the snake. BTW - the artist needs to study human anatomy. He got the sword guyā€™s arm all wrong. Looks like his triceps is attached at the wrist. Plus he has weirdly short little legs. And, sure, Iā€™ll guess **Tars** looks like the green dude. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/176 "2003-04-14T18:45:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Wait, **carni** - which blond guy do I look like? The one with the sword or the one with the really big breasts? \*\* The one without pants. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/177 "2003-04-14T19:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*Iā€™ve been meaning to ask you guysā€¦Does the guy in back look like Tars? Not the blonde guy. He looks like kn(_)ckers. The green guy in back with the snake. > > [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object.cgi?object=/chronicle/pictures/2003/04/13/mn\_loveshack.jpg&paper=news&file=international1439EDT0597.DTL&directory=/news/archive/2003/04/12&type=news](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object.cgi?object=/chronicle/pictures/2003/04/13/mn_loveshack.jpg&paper=news&file=international1439EDT0597.DTL&directory=/news/archive/2003/04/12&type=news) \*\* Daddy? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/178 "2003-04-14T20:34:18Z")
Hey, guys! UPN is premeiring a new Star Trek called Enterprise. Itā€™s set in the era between First Contact and The Federation. One of theā€¦ Waitā€¦ Oh, crap! Not again! Stupid Time Machineā„¢! _l::::Lots of whirring and clunking noises, some shaking (causing a large PEAR, not apple to fall on Isaac N.), and a bevy of shocking and profound swear words::::_ Hey, Guys! UPN isā€¦ Dammit! _:::Tries again:::causes extinction of Unicorns:::_ Hey, Guyā€¦ I give upā€¦ this stinkinā€™ machine is FUBARā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/179 "2003-04-14T21:15:14Z")
My People Have A Saying: ā€œThat childā€™s not right.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467/180 "2003-04-14T21:51:15Z")
Ok, I got my Correct Spelling Phaser TM from Wacky Alā€™s Phaser Cutting Phaser Warehouse of Savings. Cheap and non flamable! Anyway, it seems that the spelling it **Judgement** is correct. It also says ā€œ_ **FOOLISH AMERICAN PIG DOGS AND THEIR INCORRECT SPELLINGS! THEIR HONORS, THEIR COLORS AND THIER NEIGHBORS! ITS HONOUR, COLOUR AND NEIGHBOURS. ARGH! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! BURN IN HADES FOR ETERNITY!** _ā€ It seems to be posessed. But it was good for the price! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-judg-e-ment-spoilers/167467.md?page=10)