# Enterprise Kir'Shara Spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 3, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965 "2004-12-03T21:47:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/141 "2004-12-16T15:01:22Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > At least you didn’t say she’s got periods. If she doesn’t have periods, **Aesiron** is going to be mad; and someone’s got a lotta ‘splainin’ to do! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/142 "2004-12-16T16:12:42Z")
> [@Corner Case](#): > > If she doesn’t have periods, **Aesiron** is going to be mad; and someone’s got a lotta ‘splainin’ to do! :eek: No, **Viva** will be mad… No, wait. **Viva** gets mad at people who don’t _use_ periods. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/143 "2004-12-16T20:58:13Z")
Somebody’s been very observant this year… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/144 "2004-12-16T21:21:54Z")
_ **GOO** _ Hey, did you ever get that mini camera to work? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/145 "2004-12-17T03:41:28Z")
> [@Corner Case](#): > > If she doesn’t have periods, **Aesiron** is going to be mad; and someone’s got a lotta ‘splainin’ to do! :eek: _ **TAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!** _ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/146 "2004-12-17T04:28:57Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > _ **GOO** _ > > Hey, did you ever get that mini camera to work? Embarrassed smiley here…It’s right in front of me but I think it might need a teeny battery? I’ll check it soon and let ya know. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/147 "2004-12-18T07:19:52Z")
In case you haven’t yet, go take a peek at my [underwear](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=292481) . ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/148 "2004-12-26T22:44:23Z")
So, what’d everyone get? Get any more underwear, **viva**? Ortho, **cplant**? I’d’ve resurrected “Cease Fire” to ask but I don’t want to push it and have it closed since it’s over a thousand posts now. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/149 "2004-12-26T23:31:22Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > So, what’d everyone get? I didn’t get nothing. I had to pay 50 dollars and pick up the dreidels. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/150 "2004-12-26T23:34:26Z")
You don’t celebrate Christmas at all? I know you converted for your marriage but didn’t realize you didn’t do Christmas as well. What’d you get for Chanukah then? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/151 "2004-12-26T23:44:30Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I know you converted for your marriage but didn’t realize you didn’t do Christmas as well. Hey, this is a Major Relgion. It’s not like the Methodists where you can marry a Unitarian and pick out the stuff you like with carrots for communion. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/152 "2004-12-26T23:47:00Z")
You do know I’m an atheist, right? It’s not always about Jesus. It’s about getting lots of free stuff. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/153 "2004-12-26T23:59:04Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > It’s about getting lots of free stuff. Thank you, Eric Cartman. 🙂 Actually the Mrs. and the Rabbis consider it to be a religious thing, and that’s enough for me. Check out this link, and all shall be made clear: [http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/chur37.htm](http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/chur37.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/154 "2004-12-27T00:04:52Z")
Cartman? Are you calling me fat? I’m not fat, I just haven’t grown into my body yet, you skinny wanker. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/155 "2004-12-27T00:21:41Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Are you calling me fat? I was making reference to Cartman’s, indeed the Southpark characters, keen insight into things of a theological nature. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/156 "2004-12-27T00:24:29Z")
“I’m not fat, I just haven’t grown into my body yet, you silly wanker\*” is a Cartman quote. Asking if you thought I was fat was just a segue to use it. \*The quote actually says “bitch” but I didn’t want to offend. For once. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/157 "2004-12-27T00:27:33Z")
Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/158 "2004-12-27T00:30:43Z")
Saavik (as played by Kirstie Alley) was a silly bitch too. Robin Curtis was hot though. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/159 "2004-12-27T02:16:30Z")
No more undies, but I got me lots of crew socks. Also, candy, chocolates, cash, slippers, perfume, shower gel, tea, an agenda (don’t we all have those? 😉 ), ENT calendar remarkably similar to the one **Aes** got and somebody else here may be getting soon, hint hint… sachets, a sweater, a book, and some other stuff that I can’t recall at this time. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965/160 "2004-12-27T02:20:47Z")
…I just remembered I never said what I got. I won’t bore you with a full list but I did get the Director’s Cut of The Whale Movie, a copy of The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, am expecting two $100 checks soon and, most importantly, _ **GARDEN STATE ON DVD!!!** _ BEST MOVIE EVER [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-kirshara-spoilers/277965.md?page=7)