# Enterprise-Marauders

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 30, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486 "2002-10-30T03:09:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486/81 "2003-06-12T05:49:54Z")

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“Fire bad! Run for your life! I have no honor! I’m named Pee-Wee and act out my rage on harassing pink people!”— Pee-Wee Klingon.

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486/82 "2003-06-12T06:20:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. B \*  
> \*\*I just watched the Enterprise Deuterium/Klingon debacle.  
> \<snip\>
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> 1. That Trip guy is just gonna hand out his ship’s _schematics_, fer chrissakes? \<snip\>  
> \*\*

I remember watching it and thinking the same thing myself. Yeah. The most advanced ship in the fleet, and they’re just gonna pass out schematics.

Hmmm. I think I’ll call Washington and ask for a copy of the schematics for the stealth bomber. I’ll just pretend to be an annoying kid and they’ll be sure to give them to me.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486/83 "2003-06-12T06:22:45Z")

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It’s no worse than the species in “Cogenitor” giving Trip free run of their ship.

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486/84 "2003-06-12T07:02:27Z")

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I know, I know. Trek has a bad habit of showing people sharing information that they would _never_ share without a lot of negotiations and the orders of their government. This goes all the way back to TOS. I remember watching _Space Seed_ way back when and thinking “Yeah, right. They’re just giving Kahn unrestricted access to their complete library.” But I disagree that giving Trip free run of their ship is anyway near as egregious as giving out _schematics_, fer cryin’ out loud. And we don’t know that he had free run - the only place we saw him go that he wasn’t told he could go was to the couple’s quarters, and the cogenetor let him in there.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486/85 "2003-06-12T07:05:41Z")

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There’s no telling what he might have hidden on his person though. He could have had a tricorder in one of his coverall pockets for all they knew.

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-marauders/134486/86 "2003-06-12T13:46:02Z")

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Is that a tricorder in your coverall pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I watched it. It was still dumb. My least favorite part is ths stupid Vulcan martial arts ducking trick.  
“Get out of the way when they swing at you!” Duh. I could have told you that.

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