# Enterprise: North Star Spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753 "2003-11-12T03:08:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/121 "2003-11-17T00:41:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*Well, Tchaikovsky **did** write his _1812 Overture_ in celebration of Napoleon’s defeat in Russia. \*\* Do you think in the future they have like operas about Jim Kirk? Kirk: I Shaaaaalllll slay the Kliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggonnnnnnnnnnnnsssss! Klag: No you won’t! Kirk: Yes i will! Klag: No you won’t! Kirk: Yes i will! Klag: No you won’t! Kirk: Yes i will! Yes i will! Yes i will! ::Slays Klingon:: Klingon: You’ve Killed the Klingon! Kirk: Oh, No! I’ve Killed the Klingon! With My Spear and Magic helmet! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/122 "2003-11-17T01:12:00Z")
There was a Wagner Ring at Beyreuth with spaceship stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/123 "2003-11-17T06:10:10Z")
I don’t know if anyone cares but I have a livejournal and one of my friends there bought me a paid account today, allowing me to make a voice post. Since I consider you guys as much of friends as I do any of them, I thought I’d see if anyone here was interested in hearing it/me. If so, email me at [aesiron@charter.net](mailto:aesiron@charter.net). Put SDMB or your user name in the title if you do though. \ ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/124 "2003-11-17T17:05:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Klingon: You’ve Killed the Klingon! > Kirk: Oh, No! I’ve Killed the Klingon! With My Spear and Magic helmet! \*\* KLINGON: Spear and magic helmet? KIRK: Spear and magic helmet! KLINGON: Magic helmet? KIRK: Magic helmet! KLINGON [pointing a thumb at Kirk and snickering]: “Magic helmet”! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/125 "2003-11-17T20:53:01Z")
Ensign Cutler died!!! The actress that played her, Kellie Waymire!!! [http://www.trektoday.com/news/161103\_04.shtml](http://www.trektoday.com/news/161103_04.shtml) ☹ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/126 "2003-11-17T21:37:03Z")
I received that sad news this morning from the Enterprise Project. ☹ I appreciate your posting it; I tried to do so earlier but this work comp. wouldn’t open another window. I really liked Cutler/Waymire. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/127 "2003-11-17T21:38:56Z")
☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/128 "2003-11-17T21:44:47Z")
I don’t think I ever saw her in any episode but that sucks. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/129 "2003-11-17T22:04:57Z")
[In Memoriam: Kellie Waymire](http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/news/article/3639.html) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/130 "2003-11-17T22:05:36Z")
She was in the ep. “Strange new world” (the LSD cave) in the early 1st season and then in another ep. where she was attracted to Phlox. She also had a guest spot on Friends several weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/131 "2003-11-17T22:06:11Z")
What would constitute “natural causes” in a 35 yr old woman? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/132 "2003-11-17T22:07:25Z")
I don’t even know for sure what the phrase “natural causes” means. I’m guessing a sudden aneurysm or heart malfunction, at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/133 "2003-11-17T22:09:28Z")
Something defective in her body. Natural causes just means she wasn’t murdered or didn’t die in an accident. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/134 "2003-11-17T22:11:04Z")
She was in VOY’s _Muse_, and ENT’s _Strange New World, Dear Doctor, & Two Days and Two Nights_, in addition to several other TV shows and stage plays. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/135 "2003-11-18T07:28:36Z")
Just to switch gears for a second (not that this hasn’t happened several times already): I just want to mention that **LinusVanPelt** is the shiznit. 🙂 (That’s a compliment.) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/136 "2003-11-18T16:45:23Z")
… and I see your shiznit is as big as mine! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/137 "2004-03-10T23:12:01Z")
Tonight at 8:00 CST ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/138 "2004-03-10T23:22:09Z")
I had to read the first few posts of this thread to figure out which episode this was as I had completely forgotten it; I still don’t want to see _Master and Commander_; and none of you Pakleds ever emailed me for my voice post on livejournal… you suck! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/139 "2004-03-11T02:51:44Z")
This is the western with the cool photography. I got your voice message saved, and I’m gonna get **Master and Commander** on DVD as soon as I can. Oh man…Does this mean “Similitude” is running again next week? It’s so sad…I don’t think I can bear to watch Sim die all over again. I know, I know. How gooshy I’ve become. ENT has moved to 9pm here on the Left Coast. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/140 "2004-03-11T02:54:38Z")
Yeah but I IMed you and forced you to listen to it so it’s not the same. 😛 Similitude was a great episode but I need a repeat viewing of the Crablegs episode to catch up on all my missed Hoshi. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753.md?page=8)