# Enterprise: North Star Spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753 "2003-11-12T03:08:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/141 "2004-03-11T02:56:54Z")
Well, “Exile” should appear during March or April reruns if they follow the schedule. I SAVED the thing on my hard drive, in a file called “Aes.” Do you not feel honored? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/142 "2004-03-11T03:00:18Z")
I do, but it’s still not the same. Would you have emailed me for it if I hadn’t IMed you? No? See? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/143 "2004-03-11T03:15:18Z")
_Damage_, on April 21st, is the next new ep. Next week is the Sim son ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/144 "2004-03-11T03:19:16Z")
It’s a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time till “Damage.” Make those phone calls, write those letters and postcards, click on those support links and contact those sponsors. Just thought I’d give y’all something to do. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/145 "2004-03-11T04:15:33Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > It’s a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time till “Damage.” :singing: It’s a long time 'til we see _Damage_. It’s a long time to wait. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/146 "2004-03-11T04:21:32Z")
We want you! We want you! We want you as a new recruit! In the StarFleet You can map the many Spheres In the StarFleet You can play with Porthos’ ears In the Starfleet We want this show for seven years! In the StarFleet In the StarFleet ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/147 "2004-03-11T18:29:18Z")
It’s good to see Archer having some semblance of emotions over something. I don’t know why he’s been so moody. He’s just been carrying the fate of his entire planet and race on his shoulders. When he switched his phaser to “cut”, ran under the stairs, and phasered the beams - how did he know the proper intensity for the beam? If it was just a touch too much he would have cut through the balcony and injured the man’s … pride. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/148 "2004-03-11T18:37:32Z")
Set phasers on neuter! (Porthos hides behind the oven) ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/149 "2004-03-11T19:45:06Z")
Archer, there’s no need to feel down. I said, Archer, pick yourself off the ground. I said, Archer, they’ll just melt the Earth down. There’s no need to be unhappy. Tucker, there’s a place to relax. I said, Tucker, when you’re stressed to the max. You can lie there, and I’m sure you will find Neuro-pressure is a good time. It’s fun to fly through the S-T-A-Rs. It’s fun to be a good T-R-E-Ker. They have everything for you geeks to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys … It’s fun to fly through the S-T-A-Rs. It’s fun to be a good T-R-E-Ker. You cannot be weaned, you discuss it as real, Only other trekkers know how you feel … T’Pol, are you listening to me? I said, T’Pol, what do you want to be? I said, Vulcan or bad human facsimile? But you got to know this one thing! Archer does it all by himself. I said, Archer, put your pride on the shelf, And just kill them, yes the X-ndi. Or I’m sure a lot more will die. It’s fun to fly through the S-T-A-Rs. It’s fun to be a good T-R-E-Ker. You cannot be weaned, you discuss it as real, Only other trekkers know how you feel … It’s fun to fly through the S-T-A-Rs. It’s fun to be a good T-R-E-Ker. You cannot be weaned, you discuss it as real, Only other trekkers know how you feel … Malcolm, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with Andorians. I felt the MACOs’ were out to get me. I really wanted more of shirtless Hoshi … That’s when, Phlox he came up to me, And said, Mayweather, take a walk to sick bay. There’s a lobotomy, no it won’t hurt a bit. Then you’ll be happy as you just sit. It’s fun to fly through the S-T-A-Rs. It’s fun to be a good T-R-E-Ker. They have everything for you geeks to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys … T-R-E-K … you’ll find it all in T-R-E-K. Archer, Archer, there’s no need to feel dread. One wrong step and the human race is dead. T-R-E-K … you’ll find it all in T-R-E-K. Young geek, young geek, there’s no way they’ll have Phlox, Hoshi, Trip, and T’Pol in a four-way menage. T-R-E-K … just go to T-R-E-K. Enterprise the Series are you listening to me? Enterprise the Series what do you wanna be? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/150 "2004-03-11T20:05:15Z")
> [@Jeff Olsen](#): > > :singing: > It’s a long time 'til we see _Damage_. > It’s a long time to wait. … but my time is fin’lly near. And I will see my dream come alive at last, I will touch the sky-y-y, And they’re not gonna hold me down no more, No they’re not gonna change my mind! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/151 "2004-03-11T22:58:45Z")
'Cause I’s gots space Of the garts And I can’t call anyone [mis-heard lyrics] I was at Home Depot this morning, waiting for the 7:15 home from Sheboigan, when I realised that the ENT theme (the rerocked current version) was being played on their piped in music. And… my new cell phone looks like a communicator. And… I was wearing my Spock ears. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/152 "2004-03-11T23:42:16Z")
It’s been a long road Getting from there to here It’s been a long time But my time is finally near And I can feel the change in the wind right now Nothings in my way And they’re not gonna stay within no more No there not gonna hold me down But I’ve got hate of the farts I’m going where my bowels will take me I’ve gonna hate to relieve I can dump everything I’ve got inflamed hemoroids And now I’m gonna bend and break my wind I hope I can reach the toilet paper I’ve got hate I’ve got hate Hate of the farts It’s been a long night Trying to find my way Been through the darkness Now I finally have my day I will see my stream come alive at last I will crouch and try And they’re not gonna hold me down no more No there not gonna cramp my bowels But I’ve got hate of the farts I’m going where my farts will take me I’ve really hate to relieve Cause it hurts to dump everything I’ve got inflamed hemoroids And now I’m gonna bend and break my wind I hope I can reach the toilet paper I’ve got hate Hate of the farts I’ve known a wind so foul and seen the darkest days But now the winds I feel are only winds of change I’ve been through the fire and I’ve been through the strain But I’ll be fine But I’ve got hate of the farts I’m going where my farts will take me I’ve really hate to relieve Cause it hurts to dump everything I’ve got inflamed hemoroids And now I’m gonna bend and break my wind I hope I can reach the toilet paper I’ve got hate Hate of the farts Hate of the farts I’m going where my bowels will take me I’ve really hate to relieve And now I’m gonna bend and break my wind I hope I can reach the toilet paper I’ve got hate I’ve got hate Hate of the farts _Apologies to Rod Stewart_ _NB: I hope y’all don’t think I’m trying to upstage anyone. I was just inspired by NoClueBoy’s ode to “In the Navy”._ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/153 "2004-03-11T23:48:33Z")
I’d ask you to fax that little ditty, with a dedication, to Les Moonves…but then I’d be afraid that you’d really do it. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/154 "2004-03-12T06:35:52Z")
I thought it was an enjoyable episode. I like westerns so that wasn’t a problem for me. I recognized the buy who played the sherrif as the loyal, taciturn Secret Service agent that helped out President Palmer last season in _24_. He looks different with longer, darker hair and a moustache. I also thought that the girl who played the schoolmarm was rather plain. I mean, she’s attractive enough but not at all pretty. But I see that some of you guys find her to be a major hottie. Isn’t that strange how different people’s tastes are. But that’s a _good_ thing! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/155 "2004-03-12T06:40:37Z")
I didn’t find her that attractive but I do generally go for the plain, cute type as opposed to the oversexed ones. That is why I love Hoshi and Ezri but not Seven and T’Pol. Cute \> Hot anyday. ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753/156 "2004-03-12T13:17:33Z")
Yo, yo, yo, I got faith of the haht, mahn! Zippin’ round’ in a saussa not a tin can Cruzin da Expanse wid fayzah banks chahged, fo’ To seek ou’ and kill those Xindi mofos Yo, yo, yo, I got faith o’da’ sowul Pair’a nacelles ‘n’a goldfish bowl Trellium-D: It be makin’ us free Of anomalies, B’not insanity Yo, yo, yo, I kin reach any stahr We gotta stop d’weapon no matter how fahr We gotta go. So c’mon, let’s make a staht 'Cuz yo, yo, yo, I got faith o’da haht. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-north-star-spoilers/212753.md?page=7)