# Enterprise Precious Cargo Spoiler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 11, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910 "2002-12-11T01:58:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/181 "2003-03-27T13:06:57Z")
What about Calamari? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/182 "2003-03-27T13:07:37Z")
Vulcans look like Elves. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/183 "2003-03-27T18:47:53Z")
Tales of Middle-Vulcan ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/184 "2003-03-27T20:40:10Z")
Squid is squid. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/185 "2003-03-27T20:52:29Z")
Hey, guys! Hey, guys! I just discovered I passed the 1000 post mark! I know, I know, it pales in comparison to most of you-all, but _I_ think it’s exciting, so humor me. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/186 "2003-03-27T20:54:02Z")
_I_ is a new pronoun I’ve been working on. Do you like it? ---
**Author:** ![SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceGhostofArrakis)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/187 "2003-03-27T22:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*_I_ is a new pronoun I’ve been working on. Do you like it? \*\* Nope. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/188 "2003-03-27T22:58:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*You totally missed **Tars** ’ misuse of _it’s_ as a possesive noun, **Viva**. You’re slipping! > > Tsk, tsk. \*\* * * * For once I will agree with you. 😉 It is past the middle of the semester, I have graded hundreds of papers with horrors far beyond those committed in these threads, and I have been badly influenced/infected by said horrors. But I will try to do better to uphold my standards. Pick, pick, pick! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/189 "2003-03-27T23:37:09Z")
_I_ think it’s pretty [c]C[c]ool. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/190 "2003-03-27T23:40:47Z")
[t]T[t]hanks, **[c]C[c]arni**, but it kind of [h]H[h]urts to t[y]Y[y]pe like th_I_s. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/191 "2003-03-28T00:00:44Z")
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ sorry, the keyboad is acting up… [ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/192 "2003-03-28T00:23:04Z")
[s]S[s][h]h[h][o]o[o][w]w[w] [o]o[o][f]f[f][f]f[f]. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/193 "2003-03-28T04:42:07Z")
[taps mic] Is this thing on? [/tm] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/194 "2003-03-28T05:39:26Z")
[note to self] Do not read Dope Trek threads when you have a headache. The feeling will only intensify. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/195 "2003-03-28T06:45:38Z")
? {}? \<\> ? Good grief! [Just go read this.](http://www.startrek.com/news/nextonent.asp) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/196 "2003-03-28T13:13:43Z")
Looks like the creature from Day Of The Dove, but I don’t think it “took over” bodies. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/197 "2003-03-28T14:22:28Z")
[this](http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/st-tng/episodes/215.html) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/198 "2003-03-28T17:54:33Z")
“and further suggests that causing them pain will force them to leave” Hell. my juior high coach figured that out a long time ago…damn whiffle bat. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/199 "2003-03-28T18:29:30Z")
Hope you’re feeling better, **Aesiron** … Well, you said you were in another thread, but that might not be true anymore, over here. Hmmm… the guest cast listing on **viva** ’s link has a credit for “Cook” - I only wish that were “Chef,” but I’m guessing it’s either another food-service dude, or a guy who’s actually NAMED Cook. The mystery of Chef’s identity remains unsolved. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/200 "2003-03-28T18:34:45Z")
I’m fine. It’s amazing what a medical cocktail can do for you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910.md?page=11)