# Enterprise Precious Cargo Spoiler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 11, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910 "2002-12-11T01:58:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/201 "2003-03-28T18:56:33Z")

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Medical Cocktail\*

Ingredients:  
1 1/4 oz dark rum  
2 oz strawberries  
1 medium banana  
8 oz crushed ice  
2 tablets Aspirin

Mixing Instructions:  
Blend all ingredients together until smooth. Pour, garnish with fresh strawberry.  
\*Surgeon general’s warning: Don’t mix meds and alcohol. Bad idea.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/202 "2003-03-28T19:01:17Z")

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Yeck. Rum, strawberries, and bananas? Are you trying to kill me?

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/203 "2003-03-28T19:13:02Z")

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Oh, whoops. Did I say bananas? I meant roadkill.

Sorry about that.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/204 "2003-03-28T19:15:45Z")

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A bit better but not much. _Bananas_?

Bleh!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/205 "2003-03-29T07:36:10Z")

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Mmm… cherry margaritas.

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