# Enterprise Precious Cargo Spoiler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 11, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910 "2002-12-11T01:58:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/141 "2003-03-24T05:17:09Z")
Penitentiary ? You must have been a huge fan of _Prisoner: Cell Block H_. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/142 "2003-03-24T05:20:32Z")
I think I’ve been swooshed. I guess this is when I confess to not having seen the movie. I hate musicals… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/143 "2003-03-24T05:23:09Z")
No swoosh. Just spelling. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/144 "2003-03-24T05:25:51Z")
Only the penetant may pass ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/145 "2003-03-24T05:26:33Z")
That wouldn’t include any of us. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/146 "2003-03-24T05:29:30Z")
Stupid AOL spellchecker! (Stupid Aesiron! AOL sucks!) Hey! Who said that?! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/147 "2003-03-24T05:32:06Z")
spelchequr? Whats dat? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/148 "2003-03-24T05:32:23Z")
spelchequr? Whats dat? I AM your spellchecker (after the fact). ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/149 "2003-03-24T05:32:33Z")
but in Latin, Jehovah is spelled with an “I” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/150 "2003-03-24T13:24:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Sorry, but my deal with the Devil requires me to do things like this. > \*\* That’s cool. So, er, what’d you get? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/151 "2003-03-24T13:34:01Z")
I got the music in me! I got the music in me! I got the music… Pretty music… I got the muuuu-uuu-uuuu-uuu-sic in meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And a nice car. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/152 "2003-03-24T13:39:24Z")
Have you spoken to your Physician or Minister? Perhaps a close personal friend… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/153 "2003-03-24T13:47:21Z")
Well, _that’s_ how I met the Devil in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/154 "2003-03-24T14:25:29Z")
Spelchequr? Is that like the Exchequer? Is there a Cownsellor of the Spelchqur? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/155 "2003-03-26T05:15:35Z")
have we seen this yet? Again? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/156 "2003-03-26T05:22:04Z")
Well, I was gonna bump this for you, enceebee, but I see you already have. I don’t mind watching wet blue-undied Trip again, but that guest actress was so bad that I don’t think I can stand another look. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/157 "2003-03-26T05:24:03Z")
Is March Madness over yet? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/158 "2003-03-26T05:32:35Z")
Tourney games on Thursday and all week end ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/159 "2003-03-26T05:47:16Z")
Revenge is a dish best served cold… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910/160 "2003-03-26T06:32:05Z")
He tasks me. He _tasks_ me. And so does that wooden chick in this ep. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-precious-cargo-spoiler/141910.md?page=9)