# Enterprise: Regeneration spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 7, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562 "2003-05-07T01:36:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/201 "2003-05-11T18:02:47Z")

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Maybe it’s just over your head. 😉

And it’s not all about the solution, you know. Sometimes the presentation of the problem is cool enough to justify the story. 🙂

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/202 "2003-05-11T18:18:49Z")

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You think we are not smart.

We _are_ smart.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/203 "2003-05-11T21:07:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*\*And, as always, my love for Hoshi continues to grow. I know she’s Tars’, but I’m waiting for the day that she gets tired of him jerking off to Klingon Bondage porn and realizes she loves me too. \*\*

Now, if you really want to see something sick, on the Something Awful forums someone posted a link to a star trek site, that turned out to be a star trek fetish porn site, and i am currently to freaked out to watch star trek for a while.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/204 "2003-05-11T21:07:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*You think we are not smart.
> 
> We _are_ smart. \*\*

Yet nobody realized the m was a typo, and that Daryl Revok was a Scanners reference brought up due to the drilling-a-hole-in-my-forehead-joke earlier.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/205 "2003-05-11T21:36:55Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
\*\*

SNIP

In other news, I’m really starting to like Phlox. He was extraordinary in this episode. If I had some spare money, I’d even like to hunt down a movie or three that John Billingsley’s been in, assuming he has, of course.

SNIP---------------------------------------------------------

**Aes** , go to [www.imdb.com](http://www.imdb.com) and type in John Billingsley’s name in the box to find other tv and movies he’s done.  
BTW, his wife, Bonita Frederieci (sp?) played the female researcher-turned-Borg.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/206 "2003-05-11T21:41:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tarragon918 \*  
> \*\*SNIP
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> Not enough Trip for me, although he’s probably still in the dog house. Was good to see Archer being so authoritative; he’s finally starting to come into his own, I think. \*\*

Trip’s new name is “Guilt Trip.”

Not enough Trip? Here you go!

And let me know if you want that Tellarite figurine.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/207 "2003-05-11T21:45:34Z")

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Yeah, I visit IMDB often… I’m just broke at the moment and thus am not too worried about finding out what he’s starred in.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/208 "2003-05-11T22:46:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tarragon918 \*  
> **Was good to see Archer being so authoritative; he’s finally starting to come into his own, I think.**

So **that’s** what you kids are calling spanking-the-monkey these days!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/209 "2003-05-11T22:59:43Z")

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He still was a weenie about defenestrating the Borg, though.  
Hell, I distinctly heard Janeway giggle when _she_ did it.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/210 "2003-05-12T04:21:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*So **that’s** what you kids are calling spanking-the-monkey these days! \*\*

Just about anything sounds naughty if you just work with it a little.

He **came down pretty hard** on Trip.

(See?)

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/211 "2003-05-12T13:18:14Z")

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But I think their relationships on the mend, now, and everything’s **coming up roses**

…I don’t think I’ve quite got the hang of this.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/212 "2003-05-12T13:20:59Z")

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[Kirk]

“Are you ready? Here it comes.”

[/Kirk]

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/213 "2003-05-12T21:41:52Z")

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> _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \*  
> \*\*But I think their relationships on the mend, now, and everything’s **coming up roses**
> 
> …I don’t think I’ve quite got the hang of this. \*\*

* * *

How’s it **hanging, Kn\*ckers**?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/214 "2003-05-12T22:45:18Z")

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> _Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\*How’s it \*\*hanging, Kn_ckers\*\* ? \*\*

I was gonna do that.

“No,” says I, “only a bounder and a cad would say something; besides, it ain’t funny.”

But since you brought it up, and you speak in the singular rather than the plural…what the hell are you talking about?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/215 "2003-05-13T04:43:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*I was gonna do that.
> 
> “No,” says I, “only a bounder and a cad would say something; besides, it ain’t funny.”
> 
> But since you brought it up, and you speak in the singular rather than the plural…what the hell are you talking about? \*\*

Interpret it any way you like.

– **viva, Bounder and Cad**

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/216 "2003-08-14T22:47:21Z")

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And here is the second half of next week’s double dose.

\*Watch Malcolm when he jumps at the Borg that Archer is fighting. It’s incredibly obvious that they launched him from a springboard, since he leaps horizontally. 😃

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