# Enterprise: Regeneration spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 7, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562 "2003-05-07T01:36:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/21 "2003-05-07T13:41:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > Just as Kirk said “Mysteries give me a belly ache” Janeway said that time travel paradoxes “give me a headache.” One of my favorite lines is O’Brien’s “I hate temporal mechanics,” especially when he says it twice at the same time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/22 "2003-05-07T14:24:18Z")
Or this one from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Austin: So, Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, I could go look at my frozen self. But, if I’m still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the 90’s and traveled back to the Sixties? [goes cross-eyed] Austin: Oh, no, I’ve gone cross-eyed. Basil: I suggest you don’t worry about those things and just enjoy yourself. [to camera] Basil: And, you too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/23 "2003-05-07T16:07:37Z")
Isn’t this episode on tonight? How did you guys already see it? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/24 "2003-05-07T16:13:19Z")
Crewman Daniels tapes it for us. 🙂 The Canadian satellite feed is a day early. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/25 "2003-05-07T17:37:53Z")
Maybe everything since **First Contact** has been occuring in a pocket universe that will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds starting… NOW! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/26 "2003-05-07T18:02:17Z")
Carnivor: As long as you don’t violate the Temporal Prime Directive. Oh, that was Voyager… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/27 "2003-05-07T18:10:57Z")
Ah! Crewman Daniels is Canadian! It’s all clear to me now. My prediction as to how they maintain continuity in light of a Borg presence in this episode: **It was only a dream! …[size=1]or was it?[size]** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/28 "2003-05-07T18:26:24Z")
Kn\*ckers. They came here in First Contact. Do you go to the movies? BTW the Great Link [http://www.greatlink.org/dcisV2.asp?url=surface.asp](http://www.greatlink.org/dcisV2.asp?url=surface.asp) Has a spoiler about Archer: “…Berman and Braga reveal that Bakula’s Archer will become a more confident commander, shedding some of his tenderfoot qualities revealed in the first two seasons” And “changes for T’Pol’s cat suit and hairdo” What, she’ll go naked? Lets hope it’s uniform. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/29 "2003-05-07T19:11:01Z")
damn blasted coding. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/30 "2003-05-07T19:20:28Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*I don’t really care about all the continuity stuff, I just really dislike the borg. After they were introducted on TNG, they were okay for about two episodes, but after that they just got totally boring and stupid. > > And that whirring, clunking noise they make is damn annoying. \*\* * * * Ah, but beware of the Whirring Clunking Anti-Defamation League, or they’ll be all over you for electronic libel. Onto tonight’s ep, I must know: Does Porthos get assimilated along with his cheese? Does Chef serve up Tribble Cutlets at Phlox’s request? Does Archer qualify as a sentient being, or does the Quality Control Borg reject him on the grounds that he will add nothing to their collective and would instead diminish it? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/31 "2003-05-07T19:31:38Z")
Viva: 1. No. 2. No. 3. “Sorry, we’re booked. You can apply next season. Leaping is futile.” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/32 "2003-05-07T20:36:04Z")
I am not looking forward to tonight. I’m halfway between **Aesiron** and **Kn\*ckers** on this: I think Braga’s interest in time-travel stories is inversely correlated to his talent in finding something to do with an overdone sci-fi gimmick, and I also think Trek long ago scraped the bottom out of the barrel of Borg storylines. At this point, I’m looking forward to the season finale, which according to that TV Guide article will introduce a radical new direction and hopefully infuse the show with some needed energy. Of course, it could just turn into “Space: Above and Beyond,” but, well, I’ll give it a shot. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > **T’Pol goes for the Spock solution.** She burns herself to death in a radiation chamber? Trip: “Sorry, Cap’n, ain’t nothin’ left of her but these two softball-sized jelly bags.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/33 "2003-05-07T20:48:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*I also think Trek long ago scraped the bottom out of the barrel of Borg storylines. > the season finale…introduce a radical new direction…She burns herself to death in a radiation chamber? > > Trip: “Sorry, Cap’n, ain’t nothin’ left of her but these two softball-sized jelly bags.” \*\* LOL. Check the link I posted above. Archer becomes somewhat less of a weeny tonight. T’Pol wants to kill the bad guys instead of trying to rescue them, as Spock decided about the Horta in _Devil In The Dark_ when he realized it was protecting young. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/34 "2003-05-07T22:07:22Z")
> [@](#): > > And > “changes for T’Pol’s cat suit and hairdo” Addition of tail and cat ears headband, and hair cut to resemble catwoman. T’Pol will also obsess over Billionare Playboy Ensign Bruce T’Wayne, the new Vulcan officer, and call him Purrrrrr-fectly Logical. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/35 "2003-05-07T22:15:34Z")
I hate you, Tars. You’re ugly and your Mother dresses you funny. Besides, you forgot the box of sand on the bridge. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/36 "2003-05-07T22:32:27Z")
Box of sand? Hey, then maybe T’Pol is a pirate, because she’s always leaving Archer BURIED TREASURE!!! HA! I kill me! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/37 "2003-05-07T22:45:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\* > HA! I kill me! \*\* I wish someone would… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/38 "2003-05-07T23:01:41Z")
Posting is irrevelant. Hijacking is irrevelant. Canadian satellites are irrelevant. Your technology is inadequate. T’Pol’s breasts are irrelevant. (But her ass is nice) You will ass-imulated (especially T’Pol) Lubrication is irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/39 "2003-05-07T23:10:36Z")
You guys need medication. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/40 "2003-05-07T23:23:43Z")
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