# Enterprise: Regeneration spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 7, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562 "2003-05-07T01:36:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/81 "2003-05-08T05:57:00Z")

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I was thinking face to face contact. Remember what a big deal it was when Kirk et al first saw a Romulan?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/82 "2003-05-08T06:15:54Z")

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Ah, that I understand. As a matter of fact, I even referenced it in my first post in my thread.

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*\*Nope. Never gonna like it. Nu uh… no way, no how. You cannot have the friggin’ Borg in the 22nd Century.
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> And if you think I’m overreacting now, just watch the hissy fit I pitch when Archer or T’Pol meets a Romulan face to face. \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/83 "2003-05-08T06:26:15Z")

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That’s what bugs me.

In First Contact, the NextGen crew stopped the Borg. But, why didn’t the Borg who woke in the Arctic just keep shootin folks full of nanoprobes and assimilate the planet? Why didn’t they just set down in a densely populated area and go nuts with the probe injecting?  
**Kasuo** Frank was here. He went to get some synthahol.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/84 "2003-05-08T06:29:32Z")

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Disoriented by their crash landing and the subzero temperatures, they set upon the nearest area with a sizeable population but somehow, in the crash, they forgot what humans looked like and wound up trying to assimilate a pack of polar bears.

The polar bears weren’t amused.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/85 "2003-05-08T06:34:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*\*No. I don’t get up in arms over small continuity errors but when you either forget or ignore something like the Klingons not having brow ridges until the movies, it gets highly aggravating. \*\*

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Real spoiler below in case you haven’t seen the ep. yet:

The Borg aren’t even in the show all that much, so if it’s the quantity of screen time that bothers you, it shouldn’t be so bad. And I don’t believe their name is ever even mentioned.

I do, however, want to know what the deal really is with those smooth-headed TOS Klingons.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/86 "2003-05-08T06:36:29Z")

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Hm. That’s not so bad but it’s still annoying. I never liked the idea of a prequel and things like this are the reason why.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/87 "2003-05-08T06:37:29Z")

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There are far worse things than Borg in the universe…like Shatner “Singing” with Ben Folds. Beware; the following link brings up a .wav file.

[Holy Krap.](http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9903/04/shatner.ben.folds/kirk.wav)

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/88 "2003-05-08T06:56:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Didya notice that Quantum wasn’t all chummy with Tripp?
> 
> SNIP \*\*

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I did indeed. It’s part of Trip§'s crow-eating, sackcloth-and- ashes, wear-a-hairshirt penance. He also has to write “I will not futz up another first contact” 900 times on the ship’s blackboard.

‘Quantum’? Have you been reading Keckler’s reviews too?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/89 "2003-05-08T07:19:59Z")

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Start scrubbing, Aes!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/90 "2003-05-08T07:20:51Z")

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I was posting! It froze on me!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/91 "2003-05-08T07:23:06Z")

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Ah, now you know why I sometimes disappear suddenly in the middle of tag team.

I hate the Website Not Responding thing even more than the Blue Screen of Death and AOL Has Been Disconnected.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/92 "2003-05-08T07:25:33Z")

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What’s even more funner is when it takes forever to disconnect. You just sit there yelling at the monitor to hurry up and get it over with but it just taunts you by taking its sweet time.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/93 "2003-05-08T07:28:07Z")

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Hmmmm…I haven’t had that particular pleasure yet, but tonight I couldn’t seem to get rid of the hourglass on AOL email…yet the message appeared to have been sent.

So, do you have to wait till Saturday again?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/94 "2003-05-08T07:30:34Z")

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I had trouble opening my mailbox earlier today. I had to reboot to be able to get to it.

And I always have to wait 'til Saturday. I don’t get UPN here and am just lucky that CBS carries it. Might have to tape it though… I’m going over to my dad’s to mow the lawn and make an easy ten bucks.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/95 "2003-05-08T07:31:40Z")

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Er, and have to drive thirty miles to Chattanooga to get my mom some Lady Godiva chocolates for Mother’s Day. I don’t know what else to get her and like most women, she’s obsessed with chocolate. Bleh.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/96 "2003-05-08T07:33:16Z")

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No rerun, then? The only thing that saves me now and then is the Sunday rerun.

There’s no one else in the sandbox this morning, eh? Well, they can sift through the debris tomorrow. I mean, today.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/97 "2003-05-08T07:34:57Z")

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I’d like some alien-flavored purple scented chocolate.

No choc for Viva’s mom; she’s getting a blown glass ornament that looks like a slot machine, gold coins, and playing cards. I’m hoping the Casino Queen’s luck will show up someday in me…it seems to be lying dormant in my DNA.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/98 "2003-05-08T07:35:26Z")

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Nope. No rerun. I don’t watch very much TV anyway. Other than having it on as background noise when I’m online, I watch maybe five or six hours a week.

I used to watch that in a day.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/99 "2003-05-08T07:37:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by John Mace \*  
> \*\*SNIP  
> And next week-- I was wondering when T’boobs would get the seven year itch! \*\*

She gets it because

she has a virus that accelerates it or something.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-regeneration-spoilers/173562/100 "2003-05-08T07:37:50Z")

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Well, the only reason I’m getting my mom the chocolates is because I only have a part time job and can’t afford anything better. So instead of buying her some cheap bauble, I’m getting her the best chocolate I know of… it’s expensive as crap too.

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