# Enterprise Sigularity spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 20, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682 "2002-11-20T02:50:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/101 "2003-03-11T15:20:39Z")

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I’ve seen better on a pepperoni pizza.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/102 "2003-03-11T19:04:39Z")

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i tried that once and burned my tounge…

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/103 "2003-03-11T19:57:52Z")

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Thanks, **Aes** , for helping the truly needy.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/104 "2003-03-11T22:16:09Z")

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All of the then-current references to “Firefly” in this thread make me very sad. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/105 "2003-03-11T22:22:28Z")

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> **Aesiron** : Here you go, **Viva**. 😃
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> **NoClueBoy** : Kiss ass
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> **vivalostwages** : Thanks, **Aes** , for helping the truly needy.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/106 "2003-03-11T22:28:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Aesiron** : Here you go, **Viva**. 😃
> 
> **NoClueBoy** : Kiss ass
> 
> **vivalostwages** : Thanks, **Aes** , for helping the truly needy.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/107 "2003-03-12T04:19:38Z")

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I am the king of the thread killing multi-post.

Who wants to touch me?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/108 "2003-03-12T04:23:08Z")

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ew

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/109 "2003-03-12T04:24:12Z")

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C’mon… you know you want to.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/110 "2003-03-12T04:34:15Z")

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well, maybe just for a little while

in a non gay way

not that there’s anything wrong with gay

in the 24th century, everyone is gay

except for Jadzia

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/111 "2003-03-12T04:38:44Z")

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My oft freeze framed VHS cassette of her and some other female Trill doin’ some kissin’ begs to differ.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/112 "2003-03-12T04:55:37Z")

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yeah

that was a cool scene

Oooh! I just noticed something. it is impossible for me to eat popcorn without also having a glass of ice cold _Coca Cola_™

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/113 "2003-03-12T05:01:38Z")

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I rarely eat popcorn outside of theatres. The artery clogging butter flavored oil stuff is key. As is the giganticosity\* of the Coke accompanying it.

\*I like making up words. It makes me feel special.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/114 "2003-03-12T05:13:38Z")

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I got some of Orvil Reddenbochernaut Kettle Corn.

Yummy. Slighlty sweet, without all that butter saltiness.

I remember when we used to pop corn in a popper that held a small bit of oil and the kernals in a slightly odd shaped recess in the bottom of the kettle. Our poor friends used a regular pot on the stove.

We used to make our Ice cream, too. Hand cranking a handle while watching the rock salt and ice mixture slowly melt. We did Vanilla mostly. Sometimes we added fresh strawberries or even dew berries (kindo of like raspberry/blueberry berries.

Shoot, Dad made his own wine. We would go out and pick dandelions right before they bloomed early in the morning, and Da made us a crap load of dandelion wine. Good Ray Bradbury story, too.

If you eat Prickly Pear Cactus, make sure you remove the stickery bits. It leads to a sore tongue and lips if you don’t.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/115 "2003-03-12T05:21:25Z")

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Almost all my food comes from the grocery store… I need my artificial colors, preservatives, and chemicals I can’t pronounce.

Mmm… monosodium glutamate.

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/116 "2003-03-12T05:39:19Z")

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My God! This thread was from… \* The Year 2002!!\*  
Anyway, I used to have one of those old corn poppers. It was always a big deal to haul it out and throw some seeds in, then listen to all the little pops. But by the time it was done I was hungry and never bothered putting butter on it. But then, the ninjas arrived and I fought them left and right with my kung fu styles. I was a good thing I had seen the karate kid 2 times or I would have been a gonner… Sorry, I thought my story needed some flare. Popcorn isn’t exactly very interesting.

Your referenes to Jadzia kissing trill women makes me wish I watched DS9.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/117 "2003-03-12T05:49:27Z")

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It was a good show.

Ah, who am I kiddin’? I don’t remember a thing about the show other than the repeated warnings that it contained adult content (I live in the South. Conservatives… ewwww) and the kiss.

All hail DS9, the king of Trek!

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**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/118 "2003-03-12T06:05:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*I just watched it again. Funny thing.
> 
> This repeat has a lot more full frontal nudity than I had remembered.  
> …  
> All Horta, though. \*\*

If a Horta had silicon implants, how would you know?

We had one of those popcorn poppers. It didn’t have any kind of special resovoir at the bottom. It was just a tall metal pot with a heating element on the bottom. I remember using it many times as a kid [old fogey]back before all this new fangled microwave popcorn[/old fogey]. I made great use of in in college - my dorm didn’t allow microwaves or hot plates, but they allowed hot pots and popcorn poppers. You’d be amazed at how many things can be made in a popcorn popper.

Oh, and **NoClueBoy** , you ever try Prickley Pear Margaritas? Yum.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/119 "2003-03-12T06:08:26Z")

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**Aesiron:** My comment was straightforward, for a change!  
Musta whooshed ya.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/120 "2003-03-12T06:23:03Z")

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Does that mean you don’t want to touch me?

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